Words I never knew existed before I started MSTing. If anyone knows where these creatures/items are and can give a better description, I'd appreciate seeing it because we've come up with all the descriptions here.
Gurad - A large creature, impervious to all forms of physical attacks. It is also incredibly stupid. Likes to wet on villians. Fanfic Origin: R*P*M*
Guared - Really big cicadas that like to scream for no apparent reason. This causes villians to laugh for some unknown reason. Fanfic Origin: R*P*M*
Fingders - Used in a lemon. Apparently kinky items, but can be painful if not used properly. Fanfic Origin: Ukyo's New Kitten
Finders - Used in a lemon as a short cameo item. No description. Fanfic Origin (we think): Ukyo's New Kitten
Orgasim - A creature that apparently appear in lemons. They live in large puddles. Fanfic Origin: Ukyo's New Kitten
Tonges - Used like Fingders, but apparently not painful if misused. Fanfic Origin (well, when WE found it): Ukyo's New Kitten
Tounges - Don't know what this is, but apparently they can substitute Tonges. Fanfic Origin: Unknown, but we saw it in Ukyo's New Kitten and The Power of Love
Nawty - Apparently an acronym for "Nasty writing, Awful grammar, Worse punctuation, Terrible plot, and Yuck, don't read this." Fanfic Origin: Ukyo's New Kitten.
Poot - Don't know what the hell this thing is, but apparently it's used in a Lemon. Fanfic Origin (we think): The Bitter Lemon
Knock - Again, we don't know what this is, but it was apparently on a door. Fanfic Origin (well, when WE found it): The Bitter Lemon.
Ovewr - 1. Meaning to "stick it sideways". 2. Meaning to do something rather vile involving you, a case of canned beans and a lighter. Often done at frat parties. 3. "Have a pleasant day."
Himslef - Slang. Meaning "He has left." Fanfic of Origin: Campfire (Pokemon Lemon)
TharzZzDunN's Dictionary: Sock Puppets - Sociopolitical-economic leerers. Members of SEELE's innermost council ritual of Spankings, Wyoming.
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People I never knew existed before I started MSTing:
From R*P*M*:
S. Jupiter - Don't know who this is, but they apparently got decapitated. We mourn the loss of this person, who clearly had a better personality than the authors who made him/her. Creator(s): Unknown.
Flynn - The background about this guy is sketchy, but he's incredibly stupid. He killed S. Jupiter, Tuxedo Mask, and kidnapped Sailor Mercury. He apparently knows Neo-Queen Serenity as he talks about the Black Moon family. Likes to give elf hearts to his fellow people, who are apparently all slaves. Had a plan to send a bunch of farting mercenaries into battle and blow the city to pieces by farting in unison. Thinks his Phantasm Ball is a Spiked Morning Star even though a morning star is only a morning star when attached to a handle or a chain (which is attached to a handle). Also has Rotarr's gun and blew it up. Rotarr is suspected to be hunting Flynn and his authors. Like his authors, Flynn is a brainless bigot that despises guys, gays and lesbians, rapes 14 year old girls (well, we aren't POSITIVE that the authors do this, but you never know with stuff THIS bad), used the Phatasm Ball on a guard's genitals and has nano-bots in his veins (the Tiger toy rip-offs of the Tamogotchis).
His people can't call each other, don't pick up the tab, don't call the next morning, don't pick up their underwear and have declared that they never, under any circumstances, declare anything under any circumstances. Makes less sense when you read the actual story. Creator(s): Unknown.
Sytiracon - A legless, kidneyless, spineless creature from Flynn's race. Flynn apparently trapped him out of his original form and gave him a heart, an elf heart (Is that like an Elk Fart? - TharzZzDunN version .012sandwich). Sytiracon resents this as he wants to fart in a crowd of people. Likens things to be as sadistic as a child tearing the wings of a giant fly. What the hell is meant by this is unknown. Creator(s): Unknown.
Joe - Part of Flynn's group. A dumb schmuck who taped pipe bombs to his forehead. Ordered himself while grunting to shoot a bunch of his own men who were skating. Accidentally slipped on some ice and got shot to death by his own assistants. Creator(s): Unknown.
Rotarr - Don't know who this guy is, but Flynn stole his gun. (Suspected to be Bill Gates. - Sputtering TharzZzDunN) Creator(s): Unknown.
Sam Burke - A dumb schmuck who left New York after pouring hot coffee into the crotches of all his partners in crime. Became a private detective and followed Flynn. Knows Flynn doesn't move like a human and believes that Flynn HAS to learn to move like a human. Used a favor that a Demon-Prince was saving to follow Flynn around. Found out that Flynn killed two detectives after they shot and broke Flynn's bottle of ketchup with paper clips. Checks bathrooms for personnel files on people and believes that Flynn is a government conspiracy even though he isn't in the government. Thinks that the President's f@%king habits have something to do with Flynn. Lost all his money in a single hand of poker in Japan, got stuck to the ground by a piece of bubble gum, drives a 1958 Buick (in Japan, mind you) and somehow saves Sailor Moon. Creator(s): Unknown.
Recent data on him showed that he might actually be from the comic series Spawn. Might be the only IC character in the entire series.
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From Peter's Journey:
Peter Con - This is a self-insert character. Utterly pathetic as he made himself into a god, but needed to solve everything anyway. Intended to be a badly made character, but easy to make fun of anyway. Creator(s): Jang Choe
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From Full Moon Fiend:
Adrian Atkinson - This guy is a total wuss. His past incarnation was such a wuss that he often got the crap beaten out of him in every fight. Fights for good and evil and if both sides had half a brain, they'd figure out that he was betraying both sides and kick his arse. Practices SOMETHING on a bridge at night, but as he practices KARATE with Shingo, it's apparent that Shingo is a God of Stamina compared to Adrian, who dies (and recovers) after throwing a slow jab. Clutched chest and started sweating missiles while throwing the jab. Got shot, poisoned, blown to bits, hacked into fifty-two even pieces, etc. Somehow, he manages to survive, despite our chagrin.
His past incarnation was a fighter for good and evil too. Both incarnations apparently have full motorcycle outfits (plastic helmets included). A totally black outfit as a bad guy and a totally white outfit as a good guy. The only similiarity is apparently he has minature moons stapled to both outfits. Throws a fan to teleport. Likes to clean bathrooms. Has a power to unclog toilets. Apparently has the ability to use Magic the Gathering creatures and has a sissy staff that he can use like Chibi-Usa's Luna Ball, even though the technology behind the Luna Ball won't be made for another thousand years or so. Listens to people he doesn't know and wound up burning down his house in the process.
TharzZzDunN's Quote: Chagrin?
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From Power of Love:
Mystery Woman - Don't know who this woman is (we suspect it's secretly a self-insertion), but apparently fuses/duplicates things at random, whether it's parts of her own body or other people's body parts. Apparently gets off when a mystery guy points his rooster at the opening in her fence. Also seems to warp all over the place. Poured perfume on her cat, got off while watching her gardener touch her flowers, got off while watching some other guy touch her laundry and got off AGAIN while yet another guy filled her gas tank. The mystery guy's rooster wound up having sex with some woman that the mystery woman didn't like. At the end of the first lemon scene, the mystery people explode violently.
Later, the mystery woman somehow reforms, goes to college, turns into either Makoto Kino or her twin sister, starts a resturaunt, meets the sailor senshi, has sex with Minako Aino, gets interupted by Mario and Luigi who are being attacked by a bunch of random monsters that just happen to be able to kick the crap out of Makoto without trying. Then, Makoto wakes up to see the Outer and Inner senshi saving her, then she falls asleep. She wakes up while Rei is having sex with her. She leaves and reverts to the mystery woman who meets the mystery guy who has managed to reform his body. Creator: Khoi Ngo
TharzZzDunN's Unmentionable: Yes, A-kun, but _I_ always manage to finish _MY_ french toast _BEFORE_ the alien invasion, so why do you have such big feet?
TharzZzDunN's Buns: I just wanted to let you guys know, my heart _WILL_ go on.... to win the primaries last winter. So cough up the fifty bucks you owe Shabranigdo so he can go score us some beer-taffy.
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From Campfire (Pokemon Lemon):
brock - Don't know who this person is, but he/she isn't very important as his/her name isn't even capitalized.
Said Ash - This guy shows up and has a line that seems to be from Ash, but we aren't sure.
He - Also another guy who shows up. He says something, but we aren't sure what it is. He and Said Ash both join in on the Ash/Misty lemon scene.
Ashdug - This guy shows up and does nothing. He seems to just be there to watch.
Ashes - Ash's little brother. He shows up too. Likes to fall down.
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