Gua Tempurung Hashcapades ....

July 26, 1998

It was a wet Sunday morningwhen we assembled at a restaurant for breakfast at Medan Taiping. Mention 'jalan-jalan' or 'makan', come what may, you can trust the Hashers not to fail you. All in, there were 26 adults and 6 kiddos in a convoy of 8 vehicles.

We left the makan place at 9 am amidst a heavy downpour but our spirits were soaring high. Everyone was geared up for an exciting day ahead.

Celaka was most upset when he saw a little 'Kancil' effortlessly overtaking his macho 'Wira' on the wet and slippery 'hai-way'. After the Gopeng Interchange, we had to drive through some kampong lane to reach Gua Tempurung. The 4 km of kampong lane was scenic enough and with nothing else to do besides admiring the attap houses, coconut trees and runaway chickens, Celaka made those 'unfortunate' enough to 'tumpang' his car, count the number of humps along the route together with the sighs of estacy let loose by Baby, each time the car went over them. Final count, 13 - call it lucky or what!

We reached the site at around11 am and possibly because of the gloomy weather, there were not many visitors yet eventhough it was on a weekend. Anyway, our arrival generated a buzz and a hive of activities around there. After some smart haggling by Jim Senapang, tickets were purchased at RM20 per adult and kids at RM10 with discount offered for group fare. Unanimously, we opted for the "Top of the World' and 'River Adventure' tour.

The moment we stepped into the limestone tower, we could feel excitement and adventure brewing inside all of us. The natural formations were awesome and spellbinding. The pleasant and young Malay tour guide took us across the breathtaking galleries of stalagmites and stalactites and we could not hold back our amazement at the rock formation of differing shapes and sizes. The air of mystery and the ambiance transported us back to the era of Lee Ming, the communist who bravely invaded and made the cave his fort with his 'kuncu-kuncu'.

We tried to imagine what it was like without the cleverly and well placed spot lights which managed to bring out the beauty and magnificence of the interiors and its 'inhabitants.' Along the concrete walkways and raised platforms, we were directed to view the untouched original pure state of exhibits on the walls of the caves, some as tall as a five storey building.

There were groan and moan of delight (young and old alike!!) upon discovery of formations resembling goats, bears, dragons, elephants, dolphins, monkeys and spaceships. We were also introduced to the most happily married couple exchanging the wedding vows in the cave atop one of the stalagmite some thirty feet tall (can you beat that!).

Tales of the notorious Lee Ming and his 'kuncu-kuncu' and how the British army tried to flush them out of the cave were never ending, all this very well narrated by our guide. Our guide should be commended for providing us with such an entertaining and enlightening tour. All this while, the passage has been clear and comfortable with an unobstructive view of the surroundings - minus the reek of batshits, that is!!

Most parts of the passage have been a breeze until we reach the peak in the cave, dubbed 'Top of the World'. According to our guide, this is the only cave in the world where one is able to reach so close to its ceiling. One cannot deny that this is 'top of the world' as the riverbed lie some at least ten storeys below.

The gangway abruptly ended 3/4 of the way. The remaining journey allowed us to feel the natural and mysterious state of the cave by walking along the stony path with a stream passing by. Now everyone had to switch on their torches because there was no more lighting henceforth. Everywhere was total darkness. It was great to splish-splash along the stream. The current was quite strong because of the heavy rain the night before. Some spots were more than knee deep. After several minutes of walking, the guide told everyone to switch off their torchlights to allow us to feel of the quietness and pitch darkness of the cave. Suddenly, the tranquillity of the cave was broken by Celaka's scream. He alleged that someone had molested him!

The rest of the journey to the other side of the cave was smooth. Everyone by then (it was past 2 pm) was tired and hungry plus plus. Trust our Ninja Turtle to come to the rescue with his well stocked ration. All of us were falling head over heel for him - his food, that is. Sarawak Queen was a pathetic sight to behold. She was ravenous, bone tired and drenched. We headed back after a short break.

For the return trip, most of us were gamed to walk all the way downstream except for a handful who did not have the energy left and preferred to take the platform route halfway through. Thus the remaining of us who were still filled to the rim with adrenaline proceeded on.

The return journey was full of surprises. We had to descend from the top of the cave to the bottom which looked way, way down! After the 'oohs' and 'aahs' have died down, the guide showed us the easy and safe way to descend. He got some of our abled Harriers and positioned them at strategic spots on the descend. The rest of us, one by one, (ladies and children first) got down on our posteriors and slid towards each guy along the downward track with their outstretched hands and legs guiding us to safety. My stomach was a little queasy when my turn came. I made it!, Whew!! There was a small hole right in front where we landed.

Celaka was one of the last few to do the descent. When he came down, Baby Wong suggested that we pushed him into the hole. He gave her a smirk saying the hole was too small to contain him. No sooner had he finished his sentence, the guide came down and told everyone to go through the hole! We all thought he was pulling a fast one on us! Not quite so, we found out later. Celaka, wipe the smirk off your face!

Quickly, Jim Senapang decided that Dolly Button, Baby Wong and Pregnant Tiger be the last to get into the hole because they were highly suspected to be too large for the small cavity. Everyone thought it was a pretty smart decision except of course for the 3 mentioned above. Immediately, they protested and cried foul! Finally, all's well that ends well. Everybody managed to squeeze through the hole in one whole piece.

The excitement did not end there. As we went further downstream, the roof come down lower and lower and you name the positions, we have done it: missionary, hands-knee, squat, knee-chest, rear entry. All these maneuvers left us giggling and exhausted.

At one point, the cave roof was so low with about a foot of water gushing through and just a few inches of breathing space. There was just enough room to pass through if one was to lie on the back with legs in first into the tunnel-like passage which was about 10 feet long. Someone got stuck halfway and had to desperately change to a commando crawl to get out. This was the part I enjoyed most. There were screams of excitement from all who came through and the feeling was real 'shiokalingam'. We were awed by our own courageous feat!

It was fun, fun, fun all the way out. We even encountered some natural waterfalls and like little kids, we rushed to lean against the stone to bathe in the cool and refreshing clear water and at the same time washed off the sand stuck to our bodies. Oh, no, Celaka was overdoing it - he had his hands inside his pants and was vigorously rubbing away, oblivious to those around him. Really!! I am not joking.

Alas, we were all out in the broad daylight!! The withdrawal from the dark hole was greeted with a sigh of relief and mmmm........, so satisfying. It was like we have just ran a marathon. 4 solid hours in the interiors!

After a quick bath and change of dry clothes, it was already 4 pm and we were dying for food. We headed to the Hong Kong Restaurant in Ipoh for its famous roasted duck.

All in all, it was exactly what we opted for at the beginning - Top of the World experience.

Till our next outing, bye..

Scribe by: Sister Hyde


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