Sapphire: Water Balloon---- EXPLOSION!!! Emerald: Fizzing---- MANDALA!!!! Garnet: Rubato- Brochure--- BLAST!!! (the evil monster of the day screams and crumbles into a heap of sparkly dust) Sapphire: YAHOO! Dusted! Emerald:What was that thing anyways? Garnet: I don’t know. It was pretty strong though. (they all pull out little Mercury-esque computers and start to analyze the heap of dust) Garnet:Well- it’s obviously from the Bad-Bad-Verse Emerald: Yes- some new sort of Bad-Bad-Monster. Sapphire:(Looks very hard at her computer and begins making faces. She begins to press lots of buttons really quickly) CARP WAFFLES! Emerald: What? What is it?? Sapphire: I just lost another game of tetris! This screen is too little! I’ll have to ask Eli for a better one. Garnet: Could we stay on the subject for minute? We need to figure out who this new threat is. Sapphire: Not nooooowwwwww. I still have Algebra to do. Emerald: Well- maybe you should try doing it the night it’s assigned! Sapphire:Well excuuuseee me Miss I-Have-A-Big-Japanese-Project-And-Can’t- Do-Anything-Fun!! It’s not like your homework ethic is much better!!! Emerald: Well- at least I--- Garnet: Guys, it’s late- let’s just let it go. Sapphire:Okay!! Emerald: Whatever. (They all go home. Somehow. I mean they were in the middle of Dallas- but maybe they’ve got bus passes or something.) Really impressive scouts aren't they. Especially Sailor Sapphire. She's the COOLEST. Very awesome personality and uh...::Sailor Garnet and Sailor Emerald show up behind the narrator:: Well um, yeah they're all great. I bet you're all wondering though- how DID the Sailor Triangle get together- and where did the fabulously talented Sailor Sapphire get her powers? We go- several months prior- to Kansas University.... Catherine: I’m thirsty. (she gets up and leaves the table to get more cherry coke) (Everyone at the table laughs as Liz puts down a birthday cake at the table, which is minus one slightly signifigant person) Catherine: YIPPEE! Birthday stuff! RA group: Happy Birthday to you..... ... Happy Birthday dear Catherine- Catherine:(stands up and waves to everyone in the cafeteria) RA group: Happy birthday to you! Caitlin: HAppy birthday Ami-chan! (she gives Catherine a big bag with lots of paper inside) Catherine: WOW! Tissue paper!! I’ve always wanted some of this! (Most of the girls laugh through forkfuls of cake. Inside the bag are a Rubik’s cube, a birthday card, pop rocks, and two beanie babies- a monkey and a squirrel!) Catherine;Oh wow! Thanks you guys. This is... This is SO cool. HEY ELI! Lookit my birthday present! (She waves the squirrel over her head) Eli:huh? oh. cool. Catherine: Thanks. This is the best birthday so far! (After dinner she takes her things to her room. She takes out the monkey and squirrel and places them next to the bunny rabbit on her unmade bed.) They’re so CUTE! (That night, most people are getting ready to go to the movies. She puts the rubik’s cube on her new shoelace- puts the squirrel, so far unnamed in her zipper coat pocket and heads for the stairs) Catherine: What time is the Movie van coming? Niki: It depends on which one you’re on.- I think ours is at 6:30. Catherine: Oh. That’s a long time. Well---- I’ll be on the stairs, will you come get me? Niki: Sure. (Catherine goes to the stir case and sits down. She pulls the squirrel out of pocket and starts throwing it up and down and making dance across the railing.) Eli: That’s really embarrassing. Catherine: What? Umm... okay- I’ll stop. Eli:Thank you. Catherine: Anytime. Eli: Umm.... aren’t you going to do the little OH MY GOSH A TALKING SQUIRREL bit? Catherine:Stranger things have happened. Do you really want me to? Eli: well- it’s not neccessary, but- it helps the rest of this part flow better. Catherine: Okay. Oh my gosh!!! How did you learn to talk??? I’m never eating pasta again! (yeah right) Eli: ahem. My name is Eli- and I’m here from.... well I’m not exactly sure, but I’m here to unite the Bermuda Triangle in a Sailor Moon Parody. You are the Sailor Scout of the.... of---- well, of something, and you have an important role in the mission of the Parody. Catherine: COOL! Does this mean I get a moon rod and stuff? Eli: Yep. (Proceeds to do a back flip) Catherine: Ummm.... isn’t the wand supposed to appear now? Eli:Well.. yes. Sorry. I haven’t quite gotten this backflip thing down yet. (tries a few more times, but fails to produce anything) Catherine: That’s okay- I can wait. Just keep practicing. Eli: This is really embarassing. (Tries the flip a few more times) I don’t know what’s wrong. Niki: (enters) Hey- Catherine, the van is here- let’s go! Catherine: Shhhh... come on- let’s go! (sticks Eli in her pocket) (Everyone piles into the van and goes to the movie theater.) *** Catherine:I am soooo totally beat. That Algebra Test was EVIL!!! Sarah: Yeah well, That’s where we come in. Tracy: I think it’s going to take more than the Sailor Triangle to right all the wrongs of Math Tests. Look at this! An A minus! Catherine: Oh no Tracy, you’re just not perfect enough. Where’re we going? Sarah: I need to go to Orchestra Catherine: Well, before that- how about Biology? Tracy:I need to go to my locker Catheirne: Well, you can do that later! *** Yoma: Face it Sailor Sapphire- You’ve lost!!! Sapphire: NO WAY! I never lose! Except for chess, and basketball, and running, well- pretty much any sport. Oh, and I don’t do so hot in Art competitions, or UIL. But there’s NOOOO way I’m gonna--- AAUUGGHH! ETPS: Sailor Sapphire! Sarah: (sorta far away) Tracy, did you hear that? By the Geometry room- Tracy: No. Sarah: Okay Sapphire: (still being zapped) Musical Madness Cha----- ETPS: It won’t work Sailor Sapphire- This Yoma has an immunity to musical attacks! Sapphire: I always knew there was something weird about my choir teacher. Always asking for more energy....OOWWWWWW! Sarah: Okay- I HEARD something that time. Like a dying goat or something. Tracy: Are you sure? Sarah: No. ETPS:Hold On Sailor Sapphire! (runs out the choir room door and bolts down "A" hall) Sarah:ummm... isn’t that Catherine’s squirrel? Tracy: Yes. Sarah: Then why is it running towards us? Tracy: I don’t know- but I think I’ll be leaving now--- (they both run down the hall, so little bitty Eli has to chase them) ETPS:Sarah! Tracy! I need your help! Tracy:When inamimate objects talk--- Sarah:It’s usually a good idea to listen. Okay--- what? ETPS: (runs back to the choir room, S and T follow) Yoma: You’re OFF KEY! Don’t go flat! Time for Sightreading!!! Ha ha ha! Sarah- whoa, it’s almost like Mrs. Myers! Tracy: Only more vicious. ETPS: You have to help Sailor Sapphire! Sarah: Sailor WHO??? ETPS:Oh--- here! (tries desperately to perform that backflip thing) Catherine: ELI! Get back here! I can’t attack without you!!! ETPS: It’s not working! (flips again and again) ONE LAST TRY! (flips and rams into Sarah’s bottle of Cherry Coke, which suddenly takes on a deep green glow) Well... that’s not exactly what I was hoping for. Sarah: I hope not. I wasn’t done with that yet. What did you do to it? ETPS: Look- no time to explain just hold it up in the air and scream EMERALD POWER! at the top of your lungs. Sarah: But I’ll look stupid! ETPS: FINE! (tries to backflip somemore) Sapphire: ELI!!!!! (Runs frantically around the room) ETPS:(Falls into Tracy’s little backpack- now glowing deep red) Sapphire: (Grabs Tracy’s Backpack) GIMMIE MY POWER STICK! Tracy: NO! It’s MINE! Sapphire: GIVE IT TO ME NOW!!!! (A game of tug-of-war begins, the Yoma looks at Sarah who shrugs) ELI! Musical madness--- ETPS:It Won’t work! You guys- transform already! S+T: EMERALD/GARNET POWER! Yoma: Why don’t you practice more??? Let’s go over that one bar 67 times! STOP RUSHING AND DON’T GO FLAT!!! Emerald:Eeek! Look at this stupid skirt! I like the boots though. Garnet: Hmm. Are we supposed to do something now? ETPS: YES!! Emerald:Carbonation- Bubbles---- BLAST! Garnet: Flame Lighter---- INFERNO! Yoma: AUUGGGHHH!!! (turns into little pile of dust) ETPS: Sailor Sapphire! Sapphire: I’m okay. Like I always-- I mean don’t always say, when you’re as clumsy as I am, you get used to falling down. Emerald: Sailor Sapphire- uh... Garnet: Wow-- Catherine--- you look really different. Emerald: I think the secret identity thing would work better if you didn’t have on your shoelace. ETPS: You two were great. Let’s just try to speed up the prelude a little. Sapphire:Wow! So you two are Sailor Scouts too! I bet we’ll be great friends! Emerald: Catherine--- we ARE friends. Garnet: i can already tell what these fanfictions are going to be like!