Las Vegas Scramble - No One Ever Won

Okay you ready for this? You think you are, but really you're not, because you're about to lose so much ... you'd prolly shit your pants if you kept tryin to win. It's impossible! I should know, i tried myself and never won! AND I MADE THE GAME!!! So go ahead, get cocky and arrogant, you're not winning, ii'll just put it like that. There's no possible way. And if you DO win, call me, because then I can get your phone number off my caller ID and come to your house and kick your ass for lying.

I hope you don't try to bet money if someone wins or not, because it's not gonna happen. No, it's not. Anyhow, STEP RIGHT UP and play the game! Can YOU pick the right card? No? Thought not.

Pick a card, any card you like.



Picked one? Good.
But do you have the right card...