In a convention of micro-surgeons in London, England, an American, an English, and a Filipino micro-surgeon were exchanging notes during the break from convention activities. The American micro-surgeon said: "In the United States, we had this man whose hand was caught in a cutting machine. We re-attached his arm back and when he came back to work, he was so efficient he put 5 people out of work" The English micro-surgeon countered: "That is nothing, in England, there was this man who fell into a shredding machine! We were only able to salvage a strand of his hair. But we were able to re-build his scalp, head, neck, torso, and feet. When he went back to work, he was so efficient he threw 50 people out of work." The Filipino micro-surgeon then bragged: "I can top all of that! In the Philippines, I caught a fart, built an ass-hole around it, built a whole person into the ass-hole and named him Erap. He became President and almost threw the whole nation out of work!"

World Wide Web One day, Erap notices people were signing up for a free seminar about the WWW. Erap says: "It's really nice to see so many people interested in history. But, there should be another seminar where our country was more involved." His bodyguard says: "What do you mean, sir?" Erap explains, "I mean there should also be a seminar about WWT, not only world war wan, but also world war two."

Why was Erap proud in finishing a jigsaw puzzle in only six months? Because the box said "2 to 4 years".

Toss Coin

Erap is a little bit confused on what surname to use. Estrada or Ejercito? So he asked his presidential advisers. They all suggested "Sir, toss Coin na lang". Erap happily agreed. He now told everyone to start calling him President Joseph Tosscoin.