Apostle Headquarters
http://members.theglobe.com/taghz/
The apostles, stupid idjits on some sort of crusade, we’ve heard of them, been told that they do good, but no one knows what they’ve done, supposed arch-nemisis of the Hing(whose new site I’m waiting to finally open) let’s see what the DA rocks’ ass-groupies have to offer.
I’ve been here before and recall Antonio Banderez fascination or something and lots of broken links, Lots of Under Construction things and tons of annoying theGlobe pop-up windows.
Site Design- side bar that everyone loves, everything’s too simple, Antonio and under construction gets annoying, don’t even bother posting that this is a site in this condition
Graphics- just broken picture links and Antonio Banderez their gaylord
Sound- some annoying back theme probably from a Nintendo game or village scene of some Final Fantasy
The Site:
Main Page- Nothing but Antonio and that sidebar, the sidebar and title at the top never go away, thus it’s hard to link to parts of the site other than the main page
Information- try links, 3 of the 4 information spots are broken links to other sites, and the one that works goes to Shalnnh’s spell list, jerk-offs
Divisions- let’s divide the intelligence of a lemming into a group of people? That’s all they are, ass-licking lemmings… Leadership, Tactical, and Armed Forces, ok, they have no leader (I thought DA rock), Tigerfang is listed under tactical, which tells me nothing, and apparently no armed forces.
Quests- oh this should be good, search for the ring I lost up the DA rock’s ass, or capture the anus… under construction, and from the image, I’m guessing it’s raid Antonio’s ass quest week.
Funds- oh dear god, why is this… oh under construction
News- This should have some redeeming value, mostly for laughs… is like an army thing, blah blah blah, form alliances with Dreamheart? (her army of reporters?) um… lists about the Divisions, why’s this listed here and not in divisions, who knows? Scrolling down, stuff from Tiger, here we go, the gold… If youd like ta discuss any part of this, send a scroll anytime. If ya wanna meet in person lets do that too. I have jus begun seriously recrutin, so feel free ta have a friend write ta Headquartas. Danks again. Bows THE ROCK + Leader of the Apostles +…. Yes his mastery of the english language is as good as a 2 year old’s.
Messages- in short… under construction, mail DA rock, he needs friends…
Orders- one cream of some young guy to go please… that’s all they have on the menu, under construction and oh my god.. OK! Click here to actually send Rock email.OK! Click here to actually send Tigerfang email. Like it’s some kind of honor to ACTUALLY mail them
Links- here we go, more gold, DR, Hive, Rowan’s Worldtree, and Wren’s Nest…
Policy- no straits, no shirts, no shorts, dicks only please… restricted due to construction for my safety, ok, yeah… so Antonio we meet again ::annoying music pumps up as the final battle begins::
Back to the Top- a link that takes you to the top of the sidebar (it almost fits on 1 page itself)
Side Notes: hidden stuff on the sidebar, created by Rock and Taghz (I helped him out when I was younger, where did I go wrong? Maybe I should’ve killed him, who knows) 786 been through these walls so far, Tuesday April 6, 1999 (that day it was built?)
Rating: Crapola, if you were a member of the Apostles I wouldn’t bother going here, the owner’s shouldn’t even, there’s nothing here… my god
Final Thoughts: I’m not even going to bother…
~Goat-Boy
‘I like my women like I like my wine… 3 years old’
God my ass is smelly, wanna smell my ass?