Ron Johnsen, Audio Consultant

written by V. Koreman and P. Leenhouts

From the Travolta`s cd "Baja California"

well let me tell you the story about Ron Johnson, he once sold me a big stereo-set,
as I walked into the store, he never could have missed me..
he introduced himself, he wanted to shake hands
he looked me in the eyes, he said "I`m Ron Johnson,
I am your consultant for today", and with shaking knees I said "I want a stereo",
"well, you`re lucky buddy, this is the place",
Ron Johnson, Ron-ster Johnson,
Ron Johnson, Ron-ster Johnson,
Ron Johnson, Ron-ster Johnson,
aah-haa-haa...
Ron Johnson, Ron-ster Johnson,
Ron Johnson, Ron-ster Johnson,
Ron Johnson, Ron-ster Johnson,
aah-haa-haa...
well, he took me to the audio-department, 200 sets, the same to me...
he showed a Sony, a Philips, a Kenwood and a Pioneer
"aah I know, there`s more you wanna see" he ran downstairs,
he looked into the basement
he came up with some new ideas,
well at that point I would have settled for a walkman
then I thought "I`m never gonna leave"...
Ron Johnson, Ron-ster Johnson,
Ron Johnson, Ron-ster Johnson,
Ron Johnson, Ron-ster Johnson,
aah-haa-haa...
Ron Johnson, Ron-ster Johnson,
Ron Johnson, Ron-ster Johnson,
Ron Johnson, Ron-ster Johnson,
aah-haa-haa...
Johnson... Johnson...
Ro-hon... Johnson... Johnson...
Johnson... Johnson...
Ro-hon... Johnson... Johnson...
after seeing all the sets Ron showed me I still couldn`t make a choice
and my audio consultant, he looked at me with disbelief,
he started speaking with an irritated voice:
"now you look mister, my name is Ron Johnson,
I`m the best man you can get", and he handled me an expensive set and shouted:
"pay for this or I smack you in the head"
Ron Johnson, Ron-ster Johnson,
Ron Johnson, Ron-ster Johnson,
Ron Johnson, Ron-ster Johnson,
aah-haa-haa...
Ron Johnson, Ron-ster Johnson,
Ron Johnson, Ron-ster Johnson,
Ron Johnson, Ron-ster Johnson,
aah-haa-haa...