A Midsummer Night's Fantasy - Act 4
by Lilith Morrigan aka Midnite Angel Aeris {lilithmorrigan@oocities.com}

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Scene 1
Same part of the cave

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( Egdar, Celes, Terra and Locke asleep on one side. Moruru, Setzer, Kuku, Kushu, Kupop and Kurin enters on the other. )

Setzer: ( drunk, Moruru holding on to him ) I *told* you no one can beat me in poker! You moogles all lost to me so badly! Man, I need better competition!

Moruru: So you're having kupo fun here, my dear?

Setzer: I'm have a hell of a time.

Moruru: Here, I think this kupo spot would be good for you to sleep in. ( lies Setzer down ) Sleep now, my kupo dear. Moogles, you can leave now.

Kuku: Yes, your highness. ( moogles exits )

( Moruru lies down next to Setzer, both falls asleep )

( enters Mog and Umaro )

Mog: So the problems with the humans are finally resolved? Good. Ah, here's my Queen right now. Look at her, sleeping next to that 5-ass Kefka. Maybe I was too cruel to her. Well, Relm painted my protrait, so it's time to cure the spell. ( flies over to Moruru and pours the remedy over her eyes. ) Wake up, my Queen.

Moruru: Mog! What a weird dream I had! I dreamt that I fell in love with this thing that looks like Kefka - with 5 ass!

Mog: Um, that wasn't a dream. Look next to you.

Moruru: ( turns ) Argh! Son of a b^&%$! It's real! What the heck am I doing with this thing?

Mog: Watch your motuh, dear, you are a queen you know. Just forget about it, okay? Let's just return to our throne room. ( whisper to Umaro ) Remove the transformation spell from this man. ( turns back to Moruru ) Let's go, my dear. ( exits with Moruru.)

Umaro: ( takes out magic book again. ) "Remove transformation spell - chant kupopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopo return!"

( Setzer turns back to normal, Umaro exits. Cyan, Lola and Strago enters )

Strago: I searched everywhere in town, but still can't find Celes, so she got to be here with that thief. ( sees Edgar, Celes, Terra and Locke on the ground sleeping. ) What the? What are they all doing here? HEY, WAKE UP EVERYONE!

( all of them wakes. )

Celes: Man, I had this extremely weird dream....

Edgar: You had a weird dream too? So did I!

Terra: Was it a dream, or was it a reality?

Locke: Nah, it feels too weird to be real.

Edgar: Yeah...it feels like...we were in a fantasy world...

Celes: Well, there are legends that this is a magical cave, filled with magic moogles and such...

Strago: AHEM! Celes, what on Earth are you doing here?

Celes: I-

Locke: Let me answer that. I told Celes to meet me here so we can leave town and get married. Edgar obviously found out somehow and he came after us. Not sure what Terra is doing here though.

Strago: You tried to steal away my daughter, you thief! You heard him, Lord Cyan, send him to jail! Edgar, do something! He's stealing your future wife!

Edgar: He can keep Celes all he wants, for all I care.

Strago: What are you talking about???

Edgar: There's no one else I want to be with for the rest of my life other than Terra. ( walks over to Terra ) Terra, I'm sorry for all the pain I caused you, and I pray that you'll forgive me. I promise I will make up for it for the rest of my life. ( kisses Terra's hand ) I love you.

Terra: Edgar.....( both of them embrace each other )

Locke: Awww isn't that cute.

Celes: How sweet....

( Locke and Celes embrace )

Strago: Wha wha wha wha wha????

Cyan: Well, Sir Strago, you don't expect me to break up two couples do you?

Strago: But Lord Cyan-

Cyan: SHUT YOUR MOUTH AND KNOW YOUR ROLE!

( Strago shuts up )

Cyan: To make tomorrow an even more joyous day, let us all get married together in the Doma Castle! I should consult Arvis immediately for prepareation. ( exits with Lola )

Strago: This can't be happening!

Locke: Well, it is, old man. ( exits with Celes )

Strago: Edgar! Do something!

Edgar: Just calm down and shut up. ( exits with Terra )

Strago: No!! I don't want a thief for a son-in-law! ( exits )

( Setzer wakes up a moment later )

Setzer: What a weird dream! It seems like I was living in a fantasy world or something. Moogles..ha! They don't exist. I should get Impressario to write a play on my dream, and call it 'Final Fantasy' or something, since no dreams could possibly be more fantasized than this. ( exits )

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Scene 2
Narshe Inn

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( enters Impressario, Sabin, Gau, GoGo and Shadow )

Impressario: Where the heck can Setzer be? Without him we have no play!

Sabin: Um, are you sure that Kefka yesterday was Setzer?

Impressario: They were wearing the same clothes, and only Setzer was there behind that boulder.

Sabin: So how did he transform into Kefka? Or why, for that matter.

Impressario: I don't know! Maybe we were dreaming or something!

Sabin: All 5 of us? I don't think so.

Gau: Gau knows! Moogles transformed Setzer!

Impressario: Moogles? Pl-ease...they don't exist!

Sabin: Well, you never know. Stories says that moogles lives in caves...

Impressario: Look, I don't care, okay? I just want Pyramus back!

( enters Setzer )

Setzer: Miss me, guys?

Impressario: Setzer! You're here!

Sabin: And you look normal!

Setzer: Of course I look normal! What are you talking about!

Impressario: Never mind that, hurry up and pack! We need to catch that airship to get to Doma Castle!