"No Alcohol Please"

An elderly doctor and a Presbyterian minister were seated next to
each other on the plane. The plane was delayed at the start due to
some technical problems. Just after taking off, the pilot offered his
apologies to the passengers and announced that a round of free drinks
would be served.

When the charming air-hostess came round with the trolley, the doctor
ordered a gin and tonic for himself. The hostess then asked the minister
whether he wanted anything. He replied, "Oh no, thank you. I would
rather commit adultery than drink alcohol".

The elderly doctor promptly handed back his gin and tonic to the
air-hostess said, "Madam, I did not know there was a choice."