Canadian Humor

An American, a Canadian, and an Australian were sitting in a seedy
bar enjoying a few beers.

The American grabbed his beer, knocked it back in one gulp, then he
threw the glass into the air and shot it with his handgun. As he set
the handgun on the bar, he told the Canadian and the Australian that
in the great U.S. of A they had so much money they never drank out of
the same glass twice.

Next the Australian drank his beer, threw the glass into the air
and shot the glass with the American's gun. As he was setting the
gun back on the bar he proclaimed that in Australia they had so much
sand that glass was cheap and he too never drank out of the same
glass twice.

Next the Canadian drank his beer, grabbed the gun off the bar, and
shot the American. As he was setting the gun back on the bar, he
told the Australian that in Canada we have so many Americans you
never have to drink with the same one twice.