Where are You?
Two blondes were driving through Louisiana. As they were approaching
Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the
town.
They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch. As they
stood at the counter, one blonde asked the manager, "Before we
order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please
pronounce where we are,...very slowly?"
The manager leaned over the counter and said, "Burrrrrrrr-gerrrrrrr
Kiiiiing."