Noor flipped on the Cosmopolitan magazine and her eyes widened when she read the outrageous topics being covered by the writers. Never having read this kind of stuff in her conservative asian country, she found herself gaping at the mostly nude cartoon pictures and descriptions that would have been illegal if it was found in any magazine back at home.
"Whoah!"
Noor was startled out of her engrossed reading and looked up to see Mitsui gaping over her head as he looked at the pictures in the magazine she has in her hand.
"They've got pictures too," said Mitsui in awe, "I never saw a magazine like this..."
"That's because it a girl's magazine, Mitsui-kun. Anyway, I don't think the shopkeeper would give it to you if you attempted to buy it," Noor said to the teenager as she flipped to another page where another 4 more types of sex positions were described and pictured with detail for the interested and curious readers to see.
Mitsui crossed his arm while also staring at the pictures in the new page, "I could get Tetsuo to buy them for me, y'know."
Noor gave the scarred-faced boy a look, "Could you see Tetsuo buying a girl's magazine, Mitsui?"
Mitsui scratched his head, "Right."
"Konnichiwa," a cheerful voice greeted and Mitsui's face broke into a big grin when he knew who it was.
"Min-kun..." murmured Mitsui, slipping his arm around Kogure's hip to pull the surprised boy close for a looooong kiss on the mouth.
Kogure blushed but his now red lips sported a goofy grin when Mitsui released him.
"Gawd," sighed Noor, "It's as if you haven't met him for ages."
"For me it felt like it," complained the 3-P shooter, "You have him with Hanamichi in that fic of yours and I'm just waiting for you finish it so that you can go back to your usual MitKo stuff."
Noor's smile was evil, "Who says he can go back to you after 'Him'? I may have a plan for Kogure-kun in another fic, y'know..."
Kogure looked anxious while the other boy looked aghast, "You can't be serious!"
"Oh yes, I am," cackled Noor before she caught herself at that short bout of instanity and cleared her throat demurely.
Mitsui narrowed his eyes, "Min-kun with who?"
Noor stuck out her tongue, "As if I'd tell you. It wouldn't do to have you going after the poor guy when he doesn't even know about it yet."
Mitsui growled, "I don't like this..."
"Hmmm..." shrugged the girl nonchalantly, as she picked up another magazine called Cleo, "I presumed that you didn't so that's no surprise to me."
"I hate you," remarked the scarred face-boy lowly.
"Hisashi..." said Kogure, trying to calm the boy down with a gentle grip on the arm.
"What?" demanded Mitsui lowly, "You like the idea?"
"Well," said Kogure, "It's just a fic. And she did mention that she's very busy this semester so she might not get round to doing it."
Mitsui grumbled, "I hope so."
Suddenly a delighted giggle came from the girl sitting on the brown sofa made Mitsui turn his head in annoyance, "Well, I sure am glad you get a kick out of messing with our lives."
Noor scowled, "What? I wasn't laughing at you. Hmph! If you're gonna be like that all night I won't give you a present."
Mitsui looked at the girl suspiciously, "What present?"
"Hold on," the girl told them before she disappeared into a room at the end of the unit and then emerged a few moments later with a pair of scissors in her hand. Laying the magazine on her lap she began cutting on a page into eight parts and gave two of those to Mitsui.
"Here," Noor grinned, "For you and Kogure-kun."
As the scarred-face boy read the papers, Kogure's face turned red when he looked over Mitsui shoulder to see what it was.
On the first slip of paper it said:
This card entitles the bearer to one:
QUICKIE BEFORE BREAKFAST
Redeem for a fast blast of passion to start day
On the other:
This card entitles the bearer to one:
ORAL SEX SESSION
Redeem for one session of mind-blowing oral stimulation
"W-what are we supposed to do with this?" stammed Kogure.
Noor leered as he wiggled her eyebrows at the spectacled-boy, "Use your imagination, Kogure-kun. If you can't, I know Mitsui will."
"Oh definitely," drawled the boy in mention, pocketing the coupons in his pocket, "Thanks, Noor."
"Mitsui! We're really going to use that?" asked Kogure his face turning redder than ever.
"So you're not angry at me any more?" Noor asked Mitsui.
"Nah," said the boy, not hearing Kogure's question, "If you give me two more of those I'd be very, very happy."
"Mitsui!" the spectacled-boy gasped in shock.
"Sorry, I'm keeping these for the others," said Noor also not hearing the poor assitant captain's attempt to get himself out of the arrangement.
"Konnichiwa!!"
The redhead blinked when he saw the three inside the living room of the apartment with varying expressions on their faces. Noor was smiling and looking smug. Mitsui was grinning ear to ear like a cat who ate the canary (or will be) and Kogure looked absolutely embarassed, his cheeks as red as a blushing Santa Clause.
"What's up, guys?" Hanamichi asked, walking in with Rukawa in tow.
"Ah!" said the girl jumping from her seat to hand the redhead two slips of paper, "Just the people I want to see. This is for you guys."
"This is... *piku* ... uh ... *blush* where did you get this?" asked Hanamichi after he read the words on the coupons. The raven-haired boy snatched the papers from the redhead and his dark blue eyes immedietly acquired a suspicious gleam, making Hanamichi feel nervous at that heated look.
"We'll make good use of this," murmured Rukawa, nodding at Noor in gratitude. It was amazing at how easy the brunette was able to switch back to his cool and calm self in less one minute.
"What did yours say?" asked Mitsui to Rukawa. The Shohoku-rookie handed Mitsui the papers and he read,
This card entitles the bearer to one:
POSITION OF CHOICE
Redeem for sex doggie-style, you-on-top, missionary, standing up, sitting down... it's up to you.
While the other said:
This card entitles the bearer to one:
SEXY STRIPTEASE
Redeem for your very own private lap dancer
The redhead blushed harder while Kogure looked at him in sympathy.
"Hey," said Mitsui, taking out his coupons from his pocket, "Can you trade me your 'Sexy Striptease' coupon for my 'Quickie Before Breakfast' one?"
Rukawa read the two coupons from Mitsui's hand and shook his head, "No, I want the 'Oral Sex Session' coupon for that one."
"Deal!" said Mitsui, happily. When the barter was completed he and Rukawa looked pleased.
Noor nudged the two in-fic-preferred ukes, Hanamichi and Kogure, "Don't you guys just love it that those two take as much interest in foreplay as they do in basketball?"
Hanamichi and Kogure only wished that the ground would swallow them up.
"Wait a minute!" said Noor suddenly, snapping her fingers, "Can I see that 'Position Of Choice' coupon, Rukawa-kun?"
Rukawa gave a her a questioning look before handing the paper over to the girl wordlessly. The fanficcer picked up a pen and scribbled some words on the paper before handing it over back to the fox-eyed boy. Now under the last sentence, were the words:
"What's the Cosmo Butterfly position?" asked Rukawa. Hanamichi knew that he didn't want to know but the girl told them anyway, "I read it from the Cosmopolitan mag. It involves a table or if your bed is low enough you can get on your knees to rest Hanamichi's feet on your shoulders... wait I think it's better if I show you the picture..."
While Rukawa and Mitsui were engrossed in looking at the magazine Noor has in her hand, Hanamichi's privately thought his face won't ever recover from blushing so hard as he pictured them in that position.
Noor stroked her chin and pondered, "I wonder if it's valid for a position printed by Cosmopolitan to be used in a Cleo coupon?"
"Kami-sama..." groaned Hanamichi. Kogure didn't know whether to be grateful or not that Mitsui didn't pick that coupon especially after Noor added a little something in it.
Not long after, Sendoh and Koshino appeared, greeting the small group with a short wave, "Yo."
"Hi!" said Noor quickly giving the surprised Koshino two slips of papers, "For you and Sendoh."
The boy with the parted hair scanned the writings on it before he started blushing, imitating Hanamichi's and Kogure's expressions. The short Ryonan player mumbled, "You're really a hentai, you know that Noor?"
The spectacled-girl replied with a lazy smile, "I know."
"What? What?" demanded Sendoh trying to get a peek of the papers in Koshino's hand.
"Nothing," said the shorter boy hurriedly, trying to stuff the papers in his jeans' pocket but the spikey-haired boy made a grab for it.
"Sendoh!" cried Koshino trying to get back the coupons that were now in his team-mate's hand, "Give it back to me!"
Sendoh held the papers away from Koshino's reach and began to read. Then his eyes instantly lit up and a big smile slowly appeared on his face. Their coupon said:
This card entitles the bearer to one:
KINKY SESSION
Redeem for a naughty-but-nice erotic adventure involving scarves, feathers and ice cubes
And the other said:
This card entitles the bearer to one:
RENDEZVOUS IN THE SHOWER
Redeem for a steamy soap-up and sensuous scrub-down
"Why, Noor," purred Sendoh, "How thoughtful of you."
"Think nothing of it," said the girl, waving her hand carelessly, "Enjoy the coupons."
"Give it back to me!" Koshino demanded again, his arms flailing under Sendoh's chin to get back the coupons.
"Now, now, Hiro-kun," said Sendoh, quickly putting the papers in his pocket, "She gave it to both of us remember? When we get home I'll give you one ok?"
Koshino didn't answer but began sticking his hand in Sendoh's pockets, trying to retrieve the coupons. Amused, the spikey-haired boy grabbed Koshino's hands which were rummaging in his jacket and forcefully pulled them out. Then tugging Koshino towards him, Sendoh gave his friend a hard and deep kiss that when he was done, Koshino's hands has fallen laxly to his sides.
"Later, ne?" breathed Sendoh, "We're gonna have some fun."
Koshino quickly pushed Sendoh away from him and grumbled, "Hentai."
"How many more coupons do you have left?" asked Rukawa suddenly.
Noor held out the remaining papers and said, "Two. I'm going to give them to Kishimoto and Minami when they drop by..."
"You called?"
The Toyotama players walked in as they were greeted by the people already inside the apartment except for one stubborn redhead.
"What are guys you doing here?" growled Hanamichi to the two particularly at Kishimoto.
The long-haired player tilted his nose to the air in a show of disdain, "Not that it's any of your business, but Noor called to give us something."
"Yup," acknowledged the writer, thrusting the two last slips of paper into Kishimoto's hand, "For you guys."
Their coupon went like this:
This card entitles the bearer to one:
SEX SLAVE FOR AN HOUR
Redeem for one hour of devoted attention. Your slave will do whatever you ask (within reason).
And the other:
This card entitles the bearer to one:
FANTASY OF YOUR CHOICE
Redeem for one session with a French maid, cheeky nurse, policeman, biker or other fantasy figure.
"Ano...." Kishimoto sweatdropped, a tint of red appearing on his cheeks, "T-this... this... is..."
Minami plucked the coupons cooly from his friend's fingers, "This is a wonderful gift, Noor-san. Doumo arigato gozaimasu. This will certainly spice up our life." "Excuse me? Are you saying that I....?" Kishimoto began but he was startled out of his protest at the feeling of Minami's hand slipping in his back jeans' pocket.
"That's good to hear," said the girl to the Toyotama basketball captain.
"Now," she then said, brushing her palms from imaginary dirt, "It's time for me to do some school work. Get out of here and go enjoy your coupons."
The tall boys trailed out of the unit with muttered thanks and goodbyes and as Noor shut the door behind them she heard Kishimoto and Hanamichi quarelling about who was the best; Rukawa, Minami and Mitsui doing more coupon trading and Koshino pretending to talk to Kogure while ignoring Sendoh who was starting to act like the over-eager person that he is.
~The End
I have copied word-by-word of the coupons from the Cleo magazine for real & some descriptions from the Cosmopolitan mag ^^ No infringement intended by plagiarism. Maybe a literacy review but that's it ^^;; I'm not making any money anyways... *sigh*