The small apartment was quiet except for the sound of keyboards clattering from a borrowed laptop. A girl in a thin brown sweater and sarong was busily typing away, already learning to ignore the chill coming from the night air which managed to seep under the balcony door. I should be comfortably snuggling in my bed right now but I just HAD to do this... Noor grumbled mentally, as she tried to think of a word other than 'aroused'.

"How about fired up with passion...?"

The spectacled eeped before glaring at the smiling basketball player now standing next to her, peering over her shoulder.
"What are you doing here?" she demanded before glancing at the $2 clock on the wall, "It's... it's 2 am?!!"

Sendoh pointed out, "What are you still doing up? Don't you have an assignment to finish? If you must stay up I'd thought you'd be doing that right now."

The girl turned sheepish.
"Well," she began, "I do have this info thing to read but..." She gave a helpless look to the boy, "I really need to type this one out!"

Sendoh sighed, "And what so important about a lemon fic?"

Noor arched an eyebrow (and I can too ^^).

Sendoh coughed in his hand, "Nevermind."
Then he gave a charming smile and asked, "Need some help?"

"Huh...?"

There suddenly came a loud blast of music from the stereo that Sendoh suddenly switched on and the girl shrieked as she scrambled from her seat to shut the contraption down.

"LET'S TALK ABOUT SEX BABY
LET'S TALK ABOUT YOU AND ME
LET'S TALK ABOUT ALL THE GOOD THINGS
AND THE BAD THINGS
THAT MAYBE"

When she finally managed to press the stop button, pushing Sendoh roughly away in the process, the harrowed girl demanded, "Why did you do that for?!!"

"To help you get an inspiration," said Sendoh innocently.

Noor let her head hit the stereo with a 'clunk' before taking a deep breath, "I think the music just stole all my inspiration away."

"Oh... sorry..."

The tall boy bent down again to look at the laptop screen and read out the last paragraph, "Hmmm... let me see here... 'The two boys were so intoxicated from alcohol that they forgot they were supposed to be hating each other. If they didn't know any better, they'd have thought that the drinks they took earlier on made them feel ... aroused. Both were very much aware of each other's presence - the heat, the intakes of breath, the feeling of muscles and skin underneath the clothes ... and it was not enough. With a growl the raven-haired boy pushed the redhead onto the bed and took claim on the partly-opened mouth with a desperate need. The redhead was at first stunned by the ferocious kiss but then he gave it back, fire with fire, their tongues battling as their groans mixed in their mouths..."

"Hmmm...."

"Hmmm? What 'Hmmm' is that? The good kind or the bad kind?" asked the girl taking her seat and looking back at Sendoh who has a thoughtful look on his face.

"Well, it's good and all but..."

"But?" prompted the girl.

"It's about Rukawa and Hanamichi," he stated.

"Yeeea, I am aware of that. So?" Noor asked.

Sendoh gave her a pout, "So when are you going to make a real lemon for /me/?"

The girl sweatdropped, "Didn't I write you a lemon last year with Koshino?"

Sendoh rolled his eyes, "I mean a REAL lemon with lots of skin and sweat! I mean honest-to-god fu-"

"OK, OK! I get the idea!" Noor cut in, horrified. After gathering her composure she explained to him, "I... uh... don't have any lemon fic ideas for you and Koshino right now."

"Why? Am I not sexy enough?" demanded Sendoh.

Noor choked, "Aaaaaaaaaa.... NOT AT ALL! It's just that I can't think of any great scenarios, that's all."

"Well you sure can think lots of them for Hanamichi and Rukawa," accused Sendoh waving to the laptop screen.

The girl scratched her head. "Maybe it's because that Hanamichi is my favourite character?" she offered.

Sendoh pondered for a moment before shrugging, "Maybe. So stick me in with Hanamichi."

"You're dead."

The author nearly had a heart attack while the spikey haired boy did a startled jump when the threatening voice spoke up. There was Rukawa, glaring at the taller player with his dark blue eyes twitching with anger.

"Why can't I?" challenged Sendoh.

Noor groaned, slapping her hand over her eyes.

"What?" came a low whisper from the fox-eyed boy, his fist clenching tightly.

"No, I mean it," said the Ryonan player turning to the girl still sitting in front of the laptop, "Stick me in with Hanamichi and Rukawa. You have yet to make a threesome lemon fic."

Noor sputtered, "And I don't intend to start at the moment - not until I can make a plausible plot for a threesome!"

"You don't believe in threesomes?" asked Sendoh disappointed.

"Well, for you guys not yet. I do dream of making a threesome fic as great as that Arslan 'Coronation' fic by Sahari BUT that's from another fandom and when you've seen the anime you can imagine the attraction the guys have for the prince. They're good looking bishounen too! Especially Daryun and Narsus and..."

Sendoh cleared his throat, "We're talking about us right now."

Noor blinked, "Oh yeah right. I repeat I do not have any plausible plot to make a threesome at the moment."

"Damn," Sendoh muttered while Rukawa seemed to take on a contemplative look.

Curious, the spectacled girl asked the fox-eyed boy, "What are thinking about Rukawa."

"On who I'd pick to be in a threesome with Hanamichi," replied Rukawa.

Sendoh cheered patting Rukawa on the back while Noor tried to get her jaw off the floor.

"There's hope for you yet, junior," laughed Sendoh.

Noor pushed her glasses up and asked slowly, "And can I know who you would pick for a threesome with Hanamichi, Rukawa?"

Before Rukawa could answer, Sendoh opened his mouth to speak, "If I get to be with Rukawa here, then I'd want Hanamichi as well. If it's with Koshino I'd pick Fujima. Of course it also depends upon the position..."

The girl-author considered fleeing in embarassment but at the moment she was saved by the arrival of Mitsui and Kogure.

"What position?" asked Mitsui when he suddenly happened to glance upon the unfinished fic on the laptop screen, "Hey! It's another lemon fic...! Aww shucks, it's just a RuHana."

Kogure chuckled silently when he saw the disappointed look on the 3-P shooter's face but when he took a peek for himself the spectacled boy began to blush.

"When are you going to do another lemon fic for me and Kogure?" asked Mitsui, "That first one was kinda short and quick if y'ask me."

Sendoh snorted, "What are you complaining for? I didn't even get Koshino's pants off! And you got to suck on his - mpph!"

"Ok, I get what you mean," said Mitsui lowly before taking back his hand which was clasping Sendoh's mouth. Kogure blushed harder.

"What position?" the scarred-face boy repeated the earlier question.

"For a threesome. Ne, Mitsui-san, who would you pick to have a threesome with?" asked Sendoh grinning.

Kogure looked aghast while Mitsui's face turned red.

"He-he would never... w-would you Mitsui?" asked Kogure hesitantly to the scarred-face player.

Before Mitsui could melt under those soft pleading eyes, Sendoh pulled Mitsui's arms behind the boy's back and demanded cheerfully, "C'mon Mitsui! Fess up! Even Rukawa has a fantasy for a threesome."

"He does...? ITAII!" Mitsui yelped when Sendoh twisted at his arm, "Ok, ok! Fujima!"

"Fujima?" gasped Kogure.

"Fujima...?" wondered Noor.

"...." commented Rukawa.

"Fujima?" Sendoh let Mitsui's arm go and beamed, "It seems that we have the same taste in men."

"Yeah," Mitsui nodded but then stopped and narrowed his eyes. With one quick move he was in front of Kogure in a protective stance and looking at Sendoh with a warning glare.

Sendoh sighed good-naturedly, "Don't worry. I'm not interested in Kogure-san."

"You better not be," said Mitsui

Kogure was however still troubled at spark of jealousy he was feeling after his partner's confession.
Shaking Mitsui's shoulder he asked, "Why Fujima?"

Mitsui turned his head to look at Kogure in surprise, "But didn't you say once that Fujima is cute?"

Kogure pointed out, "But I don't know him enough for a threesome!"

Noor tapped her chin, "But if you must choose another partner for a threesome, would you pick Fujima?"

Kogure's face turned red again before answering shyly, "I guess so..."

"Wow," exclaimed Noor, "Does Fujima have that big of an appeal to you guys?"

Before anyone managed to answer her there came a cheerful greeting from a newcomer, "Yo!" It was Yohei who was just dropping by to see if his bestfriend was around.

"No, he's not here," Noor told him, "But Yohei, before you go can we ask you a question?"

The boy with the slicked back hair shrugged, "Sure. Shoot."

"Who would you pick to have a threesome with?" asked Noor carefully.

The boy scratched his head, grinning at the group, "Is this what you guys talk about when you're not playing basketball or does this type of conversation just pops up when you're with Noor?"

"Hey! I resent that!" protested the girl hotly. "It was he who started it," she said pointing at Sendoh.

"Ah," nodded Yohei in understanding, "Hmmmm... ok, if it's a threesome you're after I'd go for Maki who I think is cool and that pretty guy from Shoyo..."

"Fujima?" asked Mitsui.

"Yeah, I think that's his name," nodded Yohei.

"So Fujima is everyone's popular candidate for a threesome? Why is it? Because he's pretty and cute?" Noor wondered.

"Yeah, very pretty," said Mitsui not noticing Kogure's annoyed look.

"And very cute," agreed Sendoh, "C'mon, Noor! Try to do a threesome lemon fic for me, Koshino and Fujima."

The sleep-depraved and fic-abused girl sighed, "Alright, alright. I'll try..."

After making a double space after the last paragraph she began to type,

-Sendoh was busy devouring Koshino's mouth when there came a cough from behind him. Turning around he recognised the pretty Shoyo player, Fujima, leaning lazily against the opened door. His shirt was half-unbuttoned and there was a flush of red on his cheeks brought by the alcohol he consumed earlier.

"Can I join?"

Sendoh would've done a double-take but considering his state at the moment his libodo did the thinking for him. Giving a big grin, he picked himself off of his team-mate and motioned Fujima to join them on the bed. Koshino beamed an began to make his way drunkenly towards them.

Sendoh gave Fujima way to reach Koshino and when the Shoyo player did, Koshino was once again deeply kissed until he was left breathless. Fujima began unbuttoning the gasping boy's shirt and following them with small kisses, licks and bites along Koshino's young body. Sendoh reached around Fujima to take off the last buttons of the Shoyo player's shirt and Fujima didn't even stop his occupation on Koshino's body to raise his arms and let Sendoh slip his shirt off-

"Y'know," Noor mused, "I can get used to this... as long as the boys are drunk."

"You might as well do an orgy then," said Mitsui, giving a leery grin.

Kogure seemed to be getting redder than anyone thought possible.

"Kogure-sempai."

"Eh?" They all looked at Rukawa who has just spoken.

"I'd have a threesome with Kogure-sempai and Hanamichi," affirmed Rukawa.

"NANI?!!"

Noor and Sendoh gaped while Mitsui took the same protective stand in front of Kogure.

Suddenly Sendoh was beside Kogure and thrust an invisible microphone in the boy's face, "So how does it feel to be desired by one of the coldest guy in Kanagawa?"

Kogure stammered, "I... uh... feel flattered I guess... eep!"

Mitsui was suddenly pulling him away but not before giving Rukawa a dangerous look he bestowed upon Sendoh earlier on.

Yohei shook his head and chuckled, "Man, stuffs you guys talk about...."
Then he turned towards Rukawa, "Hey, are you going to meet Hanamichi now? I need to see him."

Rukawa shrugged and walked alongside the shorter boy.

As the two walked away Sendoh called out, "If you two and Hanamichi are going to do a threesome sex session, just call Noor so she can do some research... ITAI!!"

Sendoh pouted, rubbing the bump on his forehead as Noor placed her bulky pencil-case back on the table and jumped down from her perch on the chair. Rukawa and Yohei just ignored him.

"Now go away, Sendoh. I need to concentrate on this next part," said Noor shooing the player away with a careless wave of her hand.

"Oh? Maybe some music will help you get inspired," said the boy grinning.

"What...? NO! THE VOLUME!"

"LET'S TALK ABOUT SEX BABY
LET'S TALK ABOUT YOU AND ME
LET'S TALK ABOUT ALL THE GOOD THINGS
AND THE BAD THINGS
THAT MAYBE"

"SENDOH!!!"

~The End