The words in bold are the words that are ... erm... sung... by Mitsui and Rukawa or whoever's turn it is. Totally OOC, I know ^^;;
The Shohoku team was busy doing some warm-ups in the gym before they had start on the real practice that afternoon. All were present except for two people.
Akagi walked over to Kogure and asked his friend, "Where's Mitsui and Rukawa?"
Kogure shrugged his shoulders. "Don't worry. They are the last people I think who would purposely miss practice, " he assured the captain.
Akagi humphed and was about to walk away when the gym door was pushed forcefully open, resulting in a loud bang. The tall captain turned around and glared at the figure. He was about to rebuke the scarred-face senior for his tardiness but Mitsui was already walking towards Kogure with a grim expression, making the spectacled youth unconciously back away.
When Mitsui was near, he pulled Kogure in an embrace, giving the surprised boy a long brusing kiss. The gym went suddenly silent, albeit a few snickers and chokings from a few players.
"I have always wondered about those two," was the only comment that came from Miyagi.
Kogure gasped when Mitsui let him go and can only manage to stutter, "M-Mitsui! W-why...?"
Mitsui:
"Huh? I- I don't think you're unpretty at all..." said a dazed Kogure.
Mitsui:
"What's so beautiful about a guy missing a few teeth?" piped up Hanamichi.
Mitsui:
"To me? What are you trying to say, Mitsui?" asked Kogure confused.
Mitsui:
"Ano... didn't you cut it already?"
Mitsui:
"I hope not," warned Akagi, "I don't want any gangsters in my team!"
Mitsui:
"What?! Are you sick? Do you feel dizzy?" Kogure asked in panic, checking Mitsui's temperature.
Mitsui:
Kogure let his hand fall down from Mitsui's forehead, a stunned expression on his face, "I have no idea! I didn't know I was the source of your lack of self-confidence. Heck, I didn't even know you had one! Mitsui, you know I will always stand by you."
Mitsui:
"Shows how careless you are, " snorted Hanamichi watching the scene from afar, "Of course you only have yourself to blame."
"Not that kind of tripping, baka" said Ayako whapping the redhead with her fan.
"Itee!"
"Idiot," muttered Miyagi beside the manageress.
Mitsui:
"Oh, I think it'll grow but I'd rather you keep your hair short," said Kogure.
Mitsui:
"Oi! I don't think Yohei had hit you that hard!" exclaimed Hanamichi.
Mitsui:
Everyone looked at Mitsui oddly.
Mitsui:
"I still think it's that missing teeth thing," persisted Hanamichi before another figure suddenly appeared in the gym doorway.
"Rukawa!" Miyagi called out to him, "You nearly missed..."
Rukawa didn't seem to listen as he strode in with an intent expression towards a certain redhead who was looking at him with a scowl.
"What do you want, kitsune?" demanded Hanamichi when Rukawa stopped right in front of him. To his shock, Rukawa grabbed and pulled him forward for a re-enactment of what Mitsui had done to Kogure.
"Mmmpphhh!!" the redhead struggled. When Rukawa let him go, Hanamichi was struggling for air, his face turning beet red.
"Woho! That was a hot one, Rukawa!" hooted Miyagi cheekily, "I didn't know you had it in you!"
"Stupid, hentai fox! I'll kill you!" yelled the redhead preparing to hit the boy who had just assaulted him.
Rukawa:
"O-of course! I-I'm the tensai! I'm supposed to be better than you!" declared Hanamichi, arrogance back in place.
Rukawa:
"You're always stupid," Hanamichi told him, holding up a finger as if he's talking to a child.
Rukawa:
The team could hear the girls from Rukawa's fanclub sigh in agreement.
Rukawa:
"Well, then you'd better start eating," Hanamichi advised, nodding wisely.
Rukawa:
"I-I didn't ask for that!"cried the redhead.
"Shut up!" he yelled when the Rukawa-shitenai booed and hissed at him.
Rukawa:
"Hey!" Hanamichi protested shaking his fist at the girls who cheered for their hero's decision.
The redhead turned towards Rukawa angrily, "So if you wanna get rid of me , you gotta beat me first!"
Rukawa:
"You're cold inside -and- outside," remarked Miyagi.
Rukawa:
"I told you..."
WHAP!
"He doesn't mean that kind of blue, Ryota," Ayako told him before muttering to herself, "Baka."
Rukawa:
"Now you realise that you can't beat the tensai!" laughed the redhead heartily.
Rukawa:
"If you're gonna start becoming careless like Micchy, you better get off the team before you make us lose!" the redhead warned.
"Baka! It told you it's not that kind of tripping!" Ayako yelled at him.
Rukawa:
"You're hair is already lovely, Rukawa-kun!" cried the Rukawa shitenai. The fox-eyed boy just ignored them.
Rukawa:
"No! Rukawa-kun!" screeched the girls.
Rukawa:
Rukawa received the same odd looks from his team-mates that they had given Mitsui earlier.
Rukawa:
"What's up with you and Micchy?! Talking about being unpretty and stuff?" asked Hanamichi frustrated with the kitsune's words. It was unnerving for him that the normally quiet Rukawa was speaking to him about these things - and standing very close to him as well.
"I had a conversation with Mitsui-san and we found out that we have a lot in common," said Rukawa in his usual monotone.
"Oh yeah, like what?"
Rukawa turned to look at Mitsui who was dragging Kogure out of the gym, they all guessed, for a get-to-know-even-better session. Hanamichi felt a sense of trepidation when he saw a glint on Rukawa's blue eyes as the boy moved even closer towards him.
The redhead eeped when Rukawa suddenly grabbed and hoisted him over the shoulder like a sack of potatoes and was carried casually out of the gym. The team could only gape at what had just transpired in front of their eyes as they listened to the redhead's enraged threats in the distance. Then they looked at each other before breaking in a chorus,
Oh oh oh oh oh
Over at Mitsui's place, the two seniors proceeded to some *cough* singing of their own,
Oh oh oh oh oh (oh)
The same goes to the two juniors who was getting intimate on Rukawa's bed,
Oh oh oh oh oh
All the SDFC members:
^^
The End
Come and see the RuHana DJ done by Kazuki!
And of course the song was originally sung by TLC.
I wish I could tie you up in my shoes
Make you feel unpretty too
I was told I was beautiful
But what does that mean to you
Look into the mirror who's inside there
The one with the long hair
Same old me again today (yeah)
My outsides look cool
My insides are blue
Everytime I think I'm through
It's because of you
I've tried different ways
But it's all the same
At the end of the day
I have myself to blame
I'm just trippin'
You can buy your hair if it won't grow
You can fix your nose if he says so
You can buy all the make-up that Mac can make
But if you can't look inside you
Find out who am I to
Be in the position to make me feel so damn unpretty
Never insecure until I met you
Now I'm in stupid
I used to be so cute to me
Just a little bit skinny
Why do I look to all these things
To keep you happy
Maybe get rid of you
And then I'll get back to me
My outsides look cool
My insides are blue
Everytime I think I'm through
It's because of you
I've tried different ways
But it's all the same
At the end of the day
I have myself to blame
I can't believe I'm trippin'
You can buy your hair if it won't grow
You can fix your nose if he says so
You can buy all the make-up that Mac can make
But if you can't look inside you
Find out who am I to
Be in the position to make me feel so damn unpretty
Oh oh oh oh oh (oh)
