The scene starts at an outdoor basketball court where Hanamichi and Rukawa were practicing by themselves. At the side of the view, was a short girl with glasses, smiling cheekily seeing the secret glances the redhead was stealing of the dark-haired boy.

Noor grinned,
"Uh, hey hey
All right, yeah
Oooo"

While Hanamichi practiced with Rukawa, his eyes takes in the fluid and graceful movements of the fox-eyed boy's body. Rukawa's black hair is a bit wet from sweating and his mouth, which is so kissable, is hung open, his shallow breaths coming out in short puffs as he runs around the court executing smooth jumps with his strong, long legs.

Hanamichi sighed,
"Yeah, yeah (Oooo)
What a man, what a man, what a man
What a mighty good man"

Suddenly the Rukawa Shitenai appeares and began to drool, staring at the oblivious no.1 rookie,
"What a man, what a man, what a man
What a mighty good man"

Noor glared at the three girls and proceeded to kick them out of the scene. Suddenly, there came a shriek from behind making Noor fall to the ground in surprise.

Hanamichi's fans sighed,
"What a man, what a man, what a man
What a mighty good man"

The author sweatdropped, trying to get a word in the midst of catcalls and whistles directed to the self-proclaimed tensai.
"Uh, excuse me but this songfic is especially for Rukawa..."

The group of excited girls ignored her but continued to enjoy the sight of Hanamichi looking tired but gorgeously wet with sweat. He blinked in puzzlement at the sight of the group and combed back his red hair with his fingers, unconciously striking a drool-worthy pose. The group of Hanamichi fans shrieked again,
"What a man, what a man, what a man
What a mighty good man"

Noor decided to forget her objective of the song-fic for a moment to join in the drooling session with the group of girls.

~~~~~~~~~~~~

At the Shohoku gym, the team was busy preparing for practice when suddenly Hanamichi announced in a loud voice,
"I wanna take a minute or two, and give much respect due
To the man that's made a difference in my world"

What Akagi, Ayako, Mitsui, Miyagi, Kogure and the rest of the team remembers of the moments between Hanamichi and Rukawa are the fights, the bickering - and more fights.

On Hanamichi's mind, the pictures are more or less the same - only that they were in liplock.

However what popped into Noor's mind is a hot scene where Rukawa and Hanamichi wrestles, not on the court, but on the bed. The girl 'hmm'ed. The court floor is not a bad idea.. she thought storing the idea in her mind for the next lemon fic.

Suddenly, a hand clasped on her shoulder, making her jump in surprise. Turning around she saw that it was Sendoh giving her a big smile.

"Noor-ch~an. Y'know... that idea would be a great one for a lemon fic about me and Koshino," the spikey-haired boy said.

The girl-author wondered how on earth the boy managed to listen to her thoughts when there came an angry sputtering from the background, "SENDOH!"

"Opps," Sendoh laughed and ran away from the annoyed Koshino.

The Shohoku team including Hanamichi stared at the two Ryonan players until they disappeared from view.

"What was that?" asked Hanamichi.

Noor sighed, "Don't mind them. Let's continue shall we?"

Hanamichi shrugged and did continue,
"And although most men are ho's he flows on the down low
Cuz I never heard about him with another girl"

Suddenly the door to the gym slid open with a bang and Rukawa ran through it, tailed by the growing number of the Rukawa Shitenai. The girls were screaming and shrieking their love and devotion towards the fox-eyed boy but Rukawa was unimpressed, keeping up the fast pace to get away from the annoying bunch.

The team and Noor sweatdropped as the Rukawa brigade chased the brunette around the gym before he ran outside again with the girls hot at his heels. After a few moments, the fic-author cleared up her throat before she spoke up, "I don't think you'll have to worry about that, Hanamichi."

"Y'know," Miyagi said, "I did hear that guys have been giving Rukawa some looks lately."

"What looks?" Hanamichi asked.

"The wow-he's-so-sexy looks," Miyagi told him, grinning.

A vein appeared on Hanamichi forhead. "Like who?" he demanded.

"Hmm.. well, there's Mitsui..."

"Nani?!" Hanamichi roared.

"Nani?!" Mitsui exclaimed.

"Nani?!" Kogure gasped, "Is that true?"

"I... I...," Mitsui stuttered, "It was just... ano... I was just... uh..."
Not getting any concrete explanation from the scarred-face boy, Kogure walked dejectedly away.

"Min-kun!" Mitsui pleaded running after Kogure but not before he punched Miyagi on the stomach, "Yaro!"

Ayako eyed the wheezing guard. "Baka," she said.

While Hanamichi began planning to speak to Mitsui later on, he nevertheless gritted out,
"But I don't sweat it because it's just pathetic
To let it get me involved in that he said/she said crowd
I know that ain't nobody perfect, I give props to those who deserve it"

"Right on, bro!" Yohei cheered on and with him was the rest of the Sakuragi Gundan. Touched by his gang's support, Hanamichi told them in a heart-felt voice,
"And believe me y'all, he's worth it
So here's to the future cuz we got through the past
I finally found somebody that can make me laugh."

"I thought these three clowns are enough to make you laugh," Yohei said pointing towards Noma, Takamiya and Ookusu.

The three boys sputtered, "Hey!"

"What's so funny about Rukawa anyway?" Yohei asked, ignoring the three fuming boys.

Hanamichi opened his mouth but he shut it back to ask Noor, who busy teasing a blushing Miyagi in front of Ayako, "He's right. What's so funny about the fox anyway?"

The girl tapped her chin for a long time and everyone waited. Finally she opened her mouth to declare, "I think a change in the scene is in order!"

Everyone face-vaulted.

~~~~~~~~

Noor dragged Hanamichi towards an area in the school yard. Reaching a certain tree she stopped and pointed up the plantation and looking up Hanamichi could see Rukawa on the tree trunk, fast asleep. The fox-eyed boy have been hiding from his fanatic fans but being a sleepy-head he took the opportunity for a quick nap. Suddenly Rukawa's body shifted and he slid from his precarious spot on the trunk to fall into Hanamichi's arms. Rukawa did not wake up, however, but burrowed closer in the redhead's embrace.

Hanamichi's eyes acquired a starry look as he bit his lip, /Kawaii.../he thought before he mused out loud,
"(Ha ha ha) You so crazy
I think I wanna have your baby"

Suddenly Rukawa's eyes popped open and he asked, "Honto?"

Hanamichi blushed and stammered, "I... I... damn you, Noor! Why do I have to be the one to have babies?!"

"You don't hear me complaining," said a nasal voice and the three turned their heads to see a fire-demon holding the hand of a youko kid.

"Of course you did, koi," said Kurama, carrying a young fire-yokai in his arms, "But you did love the conceiving process."

Hiei huffed and walked away, his face red. Kurama chuckled and followed him.

Rukawa struggled down from the cradle of Hanamichi's arm and pulled the redhead in for a searing kiss, "Do you want to try and see if you can have babies?"

RuHana crazed fans shrieked excitedly earning them an annoyed glare from the fox-eyed boy. Not eager for an audience he pulled Hanamichi away with him in search for a more private place, much to the disappointment of the yaoi fans.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

In the locker room, Hanamichi was engrossed in his daydream of the kitsune, not realising that Miyagi and Ayako have just arrived,
"My man is smooth like Barry, and his voice got bass
A body like Arnold with a Denzel face"

"Rukawa is smooth? I thought he's just plain stiff," remarked Miyagi.

"His body is not like Arnold," said Ayako, "and he doesn't look like Denzel Washington."

Hanamichi shrugged, "He's still good enough for me."

"Gee," Rukawa, who suddenly appeared, said sarcastically, "I feel so cherished."

"Uh... what I mean is... umm.. eheh..." the redhead fumbled trying to save himself.

Silently Miyagi and Ayako tiptoed away.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Back at the Shohoku high-school gym, Hanamichi hummed as he swept the floors. He thought everyone has gone home but Akagi, Kogure and Mitsui was still there and they could hear Hanamichi's words,
"He's smart like a doctor with a real good rep
And when he comes home he's relaxed with Pep
He always got a gift for me everytime I see him"

Akagi humped startling the redheaded junior, "If he's so smart, we would not have needed to give him extra tutorials for his exams."

"Hey, what kind of gifts does he bring you?" asked Mitsui curious.

The redhead blushed, "Ano.... there's this pair of handcuffs..."

Akagi looked sick while Mitsui scratched his chin, thinking of the possibilites on trying it out with Kogure. The aforementioned spectacled boy also blushed but he manages to comment in a smile, "You really like Rukawa do you?"

Hanamichi shrugged, smiling shyly and said,
"A lot of snot-nosed ex-flames couldn't be him
He never ran a corny line once to me yet"

"And who are these ex-flames, pray tell?" asked Noor, suddenly appearing beside the redhead, making the boy eep.

"Yes, who?" asked Rukawa suddenly appearing beside the author, making the girl AND the redhead eep.

"Well... eto...," Hanamichi sweatdropped.

Akagi, Mitsui and Kogure quietly tip-toed out. Then Mitsui returned to grab the spectacled girl who was practically hanging by Hanamichi's sleeve and carried her away. Before he shut the gym door, he took one last look and shook his head in pity for Hanamichi.

~~~~~~~~~~

At Rukawa's house in the kitchen, Hanamichi watched, from his seat behind the counter, the kitsune who was busy washing the dishes.

"Mmmm..."Hanamichi sighed, checking out Rukawa in the tight jeans, "Nice..."

Hanamichi muses,
"He dresses like a dapper don, but even in jeans
He's a God-sent original, the man of my dreams"

Suddenly fans of the fabulous Rukawa appeared at the window, pressing their noses against the glass pane. They nodded profusely agreeing, also checking out Rukawa's behind, "Yeah..."

"Hey!" Hanamichi protested, glaring at them.

Then the group broke up as they were shooed away by Noor who waves apologetically to the couple from outside. She also left but not before she stole a glance at the kitsune in his tight jeans.

~~~~~~~~~~

In Rukawa's bedroom, the two juniors were preoccupied on the bed. Rukawa was pressing wet kisses on the redhead's jaw as he worked on taking off the redhead's clothes. Hanamichi just laid back and sighed,
"Yes, my man says he loves me, never says he loves me not
Tryin' to rush me good and touch me in the right spot
See other guys that I've had, they tried to play all that mac shit
But every time they tried I said, "That's not it""

Suddenly Rukawa lifted his head, his eyes narrowed, "What other guys?"

Hanamichi groaned, exasperated, "Those ex-flames I've been telling you about."

Rukawa fumed but his jealousy was forgotten when Hanamichi tugged him down for a heated kiss. Then the fox-eyed boy began again cherishing Hanamichi's body with his lips, pleasing the redhead.

Hanamichi moaned,
"But not this man, he's got the right potion
Baby, rub it down and make it smooth like lotion

Hanamichi whimpered as Rukawa's hand worked their magic,
"Yeah, the ritual, highway to heaven
From seven to seven he's got me open like Seven Eleven
And yes, it's me that he's always choosin'
With him I'm never losin', and he knows that my name is not Susan"

Hanamichi went still when he realised what he has just said. He pushed Rukawa roughly off of him and demanded, "Who's Susan?!"

Rukawa sighed, picking up a phone beside the bed and dialed a number. When it was answered he handed it to Hanamichi, "Ask her."

"Moshi moshi. Who's Susan?!" asked the redhead to the other party.

Noor blinked her sleepy eyes and sighed, her head falling on the pillow in a soft thud, "It's just part of the lyric, Hanamichi."

"Oh..." Hanamichi said, "Are you sure?"

"Yes, I'm sure."

"Oh, ok. Good night."

Noor sighed and put down the phone, pulling her other pillow over her head.

Back at Rukawa's house, the two continued their.... uh... occupation.

"He always has heavy conversation for the mind"
Which means a lot to me cuz good men are hard to find"

"Not now," said Rukawa his voice muffled as his kisses trailed downwards.

"Not that you talk much anyway," Hanamichi snickered before he gasped when Rukawa bit him more than lightly on the chest.

In the haze of pleasure, Hanamichi's mind was scattered,
"My man gives real loving that's why I call him Killer
He's not a wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am, he's a thriller"

Rukawa moved slowly on top of Hanamichi as the redhead clutched at his back. Hanamichi wanted Rukawa to move faster but he also trusted the fox-eyed boy to bring him to an explosive release,
"He takes his time and does everything right
Knocks me out with one shot for the rest of the night"

Two hours later Hanamichi was asleep, holding his raven-haired lover in his arms, both sleeping off their exhaustion.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Hanamichi and Rukawa was at the park, sitting on a blanket under a tree. The others were there but the two weren't bothered in showing their intimacy because Rukawa was leaning with his back against the redhead's chest, rubbing Hanamichi's arm, which encircled him, in small circles.

Kogure was sitting nearby, reading a book with Mitsui lying his head on his lap.

Butting his head against Rukawa's cheek like a big lazy cat, Hanamichi mumured,
"He's a real smooth brother, never in a rush
And he gives me goose pimples with every single touch
Spends quality time with his kids when he can
Secure in his manhood cuz he's a real man"

Mitsui rolled off of Kogure's lap to lean on his elbows, "Nani? You've got kids?"
Kogure blinked in surprise.

"Ano... they're not actually kids," Hanamichi began to explain when there came a sound from behind the redhead. Crawling out of the small space behind the tree and Hanamichi's warm body were three kittens, one black, one grey with black stripes and the other was orange.

Kogure gasped picking up the orange kitten, "Where did you get them?"

"Rukawa here found them in a box in an alley and he brought them home," said Hanamichi stroking the black kitten's small head.

"Ne Mitsui," said Kogure hugging the kitten to his chest, "Can we get one?"

"I guess so," said the 3-P shooter, waving his fingers to the kitten, making the feline paw at the fluttering digits.

Kogure beamed.

Miyagi scowled from afar, "That is disgustingly mushy."

Noor was on the grass beside him, lying on her stomach, her chin on her palm. She smirked, "You're just jealous coz Ayako can't come today."

Miyagi hmphed and crossed his arms.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Hanamichi and Rukawa were fighting, not with each other but with other people. Both being strong, they were able to fend off their enemies one by one.

Hanamichi toppled the last of his attackers and he turned to see Rukawa pounding a boy down. Hanamichi wiped the blood off of his lips and straightened his shirt as he watched the fox-eyed boy in action,
"A lover and a fighter and he'll knock a knucker out
Don't take him for a sucker cuz that's not what he's about
Every time I need him, he always got my back
Never disrespectful cuz his mama taught him that"

When Rukawa was finished with the dirty work, the boy turned around and wiped the blood from a similiarly split lip, chest heaving. Hanamichi couldn't help but think that Rukawa looked sexy at that moment. The fox-eyed boy seemed to think the same of Hanamichi because Rukawa suddenly strode towards the redhead to capture Hanamichi mouth in a lustful kiss.

From the sidelines, Noor sweatdropped, "Oi, you two! Get a room!"

The RuHana fans who appeared suddenly were less than embarrassed. They in fact cheered Rukawa on to take the redhead then and there.

RuHana fans cheered,
"Yeah, yeah (Oooo)
What a man, what a man, what a man
What a mighty good man"

"Err.." Noor tried.

Rukawa was still oblivious of unwanted party as he began to tug the redhead's shirt from his jeans. Expectedly, the RuHana fans shrieked,
"What a man, what a man, what a man
What a mighty good man"

When Rukawa realised they were not alone, he glared at the group, but instead of scaring them away they sighed at the intenseness in his eyes,
"What a man, what a man, what a man
What a mighty good man"

Defeated, he dragged the redhead away searching for a private place again. The group swooned at his take-charge attitude,
"What a man, what a man, what a man
What a mighty good man"

THE END