You know you've seen too much Anime When...

 

 

  1. You attempt to shoot a fireball at those who anger you.(Slayers)
  2. You dye your hair red and sport shoulderguards and a bandanna(Slayers)
  3. You buy a pet rock to remind you of Zelgadis(Slayers)
  4. You dye your hair blonde and spend a hundred bucks to have a sword made in the likeness of Gourry's (Slayers)
  5. You take offense to the point of sensless beating at being called flat-chested (Slayers)
  6. You buy a hammer and paint the word "JUSTICE" on it.(Slayers)(I'm Guilty of this!)
  7. You grow a moustache, dye it black and develop oxymoronic names for every punch, kick and jab you use when beating up on someone.(Slayers)
  8. You have memorized the Japanese and English lyrics to all the Slayers theme songs (tee hee, I'm guilty!)
  9. You make your own little sweatdrop out of tissue paper, saran wrap and cardboard so you can hold it up whenever you're embarrassed.(this is true of just about any anime addiction)
  10. You try to pull swords out of your girlfriend's chest, thus getting slapped and called a hentai. (Revolutionary Girl Utena)
  11. Every time you real a book you wait for that red light to pull you in to another world(Fushigi Yuugi)
  12. You have an unusual jellyfish fettish(Slayers)
  13. You develop little fangs every time you experience a strong emotion(all anime)
  14. You wear funny little beads on the nape of your neck(Iria)
  15. You don't bleed, you leak oil(Evangelion)
  16. You are turned on by femme guys with purple hair who never open their eyes(Slayers)
  17. You carry a mace under your skirt/dress(Slayers)
  18. You carry a mallet under your skirt(Ranma 1/2 and Slayers)
  19. You drive kick a$$ car that and literally drive sideways (Riding Bean)
  20. You cannot stand Sunlight or garlic, but have a human heart of gold! (Vampire Hunter D)
 

That's all for now, send me lots more and I'll post them okay?

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