Why ZELGADIS?

1.  Because he's so sexy!  Just look at his face!

2.  Because you aren't the only one who feels attracted to a rock.

3.  Remember the "Always Hard" joke!

4.  He's cute when he's angry:
        Zel: "My name is ZELGADIS!"  (getting mad at Gourry for forgetting his
                name)
5.  He's cute when he's not angry:
        (Slayers NEXT, when Lina decides to use him as the anchor to catch a
         lake dragon)
6. He sounds sexy with Daniel Cronin's voice.

7. He sounds sexy with Crispin Freeman's voice.

8. He sounds sexy in any language!

9. He's got that self-pity thing down pat!

10.  He doesn't let his power go to his head (usually)
        Zel: "I don't need to tell you how powerful I am." (to Amelia in Slayers
                NEXT)

ONLY PROBLEM IS:  HE'S NOT REAL!!!! WAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!

Mika's choice for a girlfriend:  Come on now.  I can give thousands of reasons for him not to love Amelia, but the terrible truth is, he does.  You can't really tell until Slayers NEXT, but every time something has happened to Amelia, Zel's been there to save her.  EXAMPLES:  In the ep. where Lina professes her immense fear of slugs, Amelia destroys the little buggers.  Then, Zel slowly walks toward her.  They blush, and Zel whispers her name.  Then he tries to shield her from the spider thing.  He didn't have to do that.  EXAMPLE 2:  When they're investigating the 'death' of Prince Phil, the monster Kanzel says "Take your spell back!"  After the gang screams, the monster hurls the spell at them.  Watch closely when they're being flung back by the blast.  Zel is holding Amelia.  He is taking the force of the blast and shielding her.  And again, EXAMPLE 3: When Prince Phil is thought to be an intruder,  Zel hears it and bursts in the room shouting, "AMELIA, GET DOWN!"  He could have shouted for Lina to get down, but he didn't.  EXAMPLE 4: the short one...When Amelia is talking about giving him mouth to mouth, he blushes.  Why is that, do you think???  Hmmm??? Am I right, am I?  I don't want to be, but by George, I think I am!  Too bad a good Zel has to go to waste on Amelia.  Oh well. BACK TO SLAYERS PAGE