Silly Ougi (a silly fic)
Hm. Wonder how our little Rurouni would react to
other anime/vg characters? Probably not. But here's
a story of utter randomness. If you could call this
a story at all...
The sun had just barely risen from the west, it's purple light
glistening the plants with new life. The water slowly superheated into
lightweight plasma, and drifted off into the sky. All in all, a typical
good morning, with no clouds in the sky, except for a comet that was
streaking towards the earth, inside a box with the address:
Send to: Earth
Time : Year 2000
Purpose: 2nd Impact
So I guess the 2nd impact will happen just a little earlier than
planned. In fact so early that Seele and Gendo haven't been born to plan
it yet. But anyway.
Two men stood in a small grass clearing. One was a tall, longhaired,
handsome, strong, virtuous, cunning, intelligent...
I like this story
(sweatdrop)
...and the other was short, thin, red-headed, looked like a girl
and most likely was mistaken for one often, oh and he also had a reverse
blade sword and a cross scar on his left cheek.
All righty then, baka deshi. There are 9 points each budo
focuses on while on offense and even defense. However...
Oro?
The man flew forward instantly and did some random crappy move
known as the KuzuRyuSen. Hiko fumed at the author's use of crappy due
to the fact that it is his favorite move. But even Hiko can't do anything
to me, so he'll forget I said that.
(fume)
now...
That was HitenMitsurugiRyu's KuzuRyuSen. My coolest and most
lethal move! Now you try it.
No puedo!
??? What did you say?
(in English) "In the course of human events it becomes necessary
to..."
Here I come. KuzuRyuSen!
They flew at each other, attacking with the move. Kenshin being
the baka deshi, lost. Hiko then laughed at him and Kenshin stood up.
There's only one move that can cancel that out. It's the ougi...
...and? What's it's name?
... I can't tell you for it is silly.
Oro?
Think about the connection with KuzuRyuSen. You should see it.
Kenshin thinks for a second.
Then another.
Then another.
Hiko looks up to see a thought cloud with Kenshin and Kaoru about
to rock each other's world ^_~. Kenshin suddenly jumps into a new
stance. Hiko then smiles, drawing his sword.
Good. A face pie faster than any move you've ever done is the..
...
Ama Kakeru Pie no Hirameki!!
(bursts out laughing)
Hiko, being irritated, pounds the crap out of Kenshin with a bunch
of random techniques, and also with a Proton Cannon grabbed from the
infamous Hammerspace. Kenshin groaned, but stood up. Hiko attacked
with his most powerful KuzuRyuSen. Just when Kenshin would most likely
die at the hands of his master after he saved his life, took him in,
and let him live again without fear....
He threw a pie at him.
Hiko stopped cold. And then fell to the floor.
Shishou!
.............This is the fate of master and student...(gasp)
The humiliation of this move is so great, you can only die from
embarassment....(gag)...use it wisely. (closes eyes)
!!
Because he had killed again, Kenshin reverted to BattouPie mode,
and killed everyone by throwing pies at them. Once Japan had been
thoroughly decimated, he headed towards Canada to slaughter them, because
nobody cared about them anyway. But only a few weeks later, all of his
efforts had been wasted.
Later it is written that he had last been seen in Antarctica throwing
pies at Adam, who had just awoke from the cause of the Second impact.
Kenshin was thoroughly beaten down for his pie throwing, and sentenced
to death by watching Bubblegum Crisis Dubs.
Case #:734563478
Case: Closed
Case: Stupid
Author: Crazy
Hiko: Should own a Harley.
Kenshin: should own a Geo Metro.
And somewhere, in a galaxy, far far away...
Something more interesting was probably happening.
END
HAHAAHA!!!! It's so off the wall, I don't care what you say about it!
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