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Lost Worlds
Part 4

Original fic by: Adam Sheehan

MSTing by: M. H. Torringjan

	Insert the usual comments here.  I don't own Sailor Moon.  Naoko Takeuchi does.  
I don't own Ranma 1/2.  Rumiko Takahashi does.  I don't own MST3K.  Best Brains 
does.  I made up Michelle.  Now, you may wonder how long this thig's going to be.  
Adam wrote six parts, and he says that there will be more.  In other words, I've got my 
work cut out for me.  I didn't even know that parts four through six had two sub-chapters 
instead of one long story!  Sucks, doesn't it?  Well, this MSTing isn't meant to insult the 
author in any way, shape, or form.  Just his God-awful story.  I'm sure that he has many 
other very good works, it's just that this one isn't one of his good ones.

	When we rejoin the bots and humans, they're on the bridge, with spaced-out looks 
on their faces.
	"Mike," Tom says, "Are we in Hell?"
	"Tom, I believe that we are," Mike replies.
	"Who could do anything so bad as to deserve this kind of torture?!" Michelle cries 
out.  "Three anime series in one fic?  What twisted mind hath wrought this twisted mind?"
	"I think that it's the same type of person who approved the funding for this 
experiment," Crow says.
	"Maybe we should just give in," Tom says.
	"Nani?!?!" Everyone else exclaims.
	"Give in after all this?" Mike says.  "We can't give in!  We've been through worse 
than this on one of our better days!  The only thing that's holding us back is that little self-
insert!  What would have happened if we had given up at the hands of 'Artemis's Lover'?  
What if we had given up on 'A-ko: The College Years' (the second part)?  What if we had 
stopped right then and there when faced with Tuxedo Chris?  Dammit, we didn't!  And 
because we didn't, we can take more, we are made stronger!  It's not like you need a tutor 
to get through a six-part fanfic crossover self insertion!  All we need is each other!  We can 
do it!  We will do it!  Join me, my friends!"
	The others stare at him as though he has gone crazy.  "Yeah, anyway," Tom says,
unimpressed.  "Should we give in?"
	"Nah," Michelle says.  "Let's just hope that it doesn't get any worse."  just then, 
Fanfic Sign goes off.

Door 6: It's a curtain of peace beads.  You push them out of the way and get a whiff of 
marijuana smoke as you pass through.

Door 5: It opens from the center, spiralling outward.

Door 4: It's a castle moat.  The gate falls and misses your feet by inches.

Door 3: It's a wall of bone.  You break it down, only to have it rebuilt by an invisible 
force.  You decide to go around it instead.

Door 2: It's in the shape of a heart.  You board a small ship and ride it through the door.

Door 1: It's a vault door.  The center ring swirls and the door opens easily.

	Everyone takes their seats.  Michelle wonders exactly what Mike was smoking to 
make him give that speech.

>		          Lost Worlds
>			Chapter 4
>                              Dimensional Evil
>
>Author's notes: This forth chapter is an important one. I shake up the stroy
>here. It is good for this chapter that you know the storys behind Ranma 1/2,
>Sailor Moon, & Project A-Ko.

Michelle: ...and perhaps the obscure anime that was introduced in the previous part.

>It won't make that much sence if you don't.
>Don't be alarmed if some of the charecters you don't know. Some of them I
>have created. If you don't understand Ranma 1/2's story or Sailor Moon,
>please take a look at my Ranma page, my Sailor Moon page, or my Project A-Ko
>page. E-mail me with any comments you might have. mavarick7@aol.com
>
>Adam

Tom: A.K.A. Anime Butcher...

>CHAPTER 4
>
>Dimensional Evil
>
> "That's the whole story Mr. Daitokuji.  I know its a little far fetched,
>but its the truth."
> He looked at me now with a curios look instead of an angry one.

Mike: Exactly how do you anger a cabinet?

>They all
>looked like they were interested.  Except for the people who already knew
>the story.  "Well if that's your story then it is a little hard to
>believe."  Mr. Daitokuji said.  Do you have any proof of this?"

Crow: (Adam) How else could I be so absurdly dressed?

> I never was asked for proof before.  Everyone just believed me.  I took the
>blinding trust here for granted.  I thought for a second.  "Actually yes I
>do.  Two pieces of it your honor."  I said acting like I just found the
>murder weapon to a huge court case.

Michelle: Insert random O.J. Simpson comment here.

> I reached into my wallet and pulled out a card.  It was a business card for
>a local comic store 'Comic Toast'.  It had the usual information for the
>store.  Telephone number, address, and what they sold.  There was also a
>picture of Ranma, Wolverine, and the Tick.  Underneath the picture of Ranma
>it said, "Assorted Anime sold here."

Tom: Sponsor of anime crossovers and otakus everywhere!

> I gave the card to Mr. Daitokuji.  Everyone else gathered around to look at
>it.  "Hey, that's me on that card."  Ranma said in astonishment.
> "OK, what's your other proof?"  Mr. Daitokuji asked as he gave me back the
>card.

Mike: Adam is a beer?
Crow: Not much of one.  His proof equals his IQ.

> I started telling him about all the Project A-Ko videos I saw.  He looked
>at me in amazement.  The guards laughed when I told them about the time Mr.
>Daitokuji tried to catch a spaceship with his hands.  Wile warring his
>daughters power suite.

Michelle: (shudders) Don't remind me.  I can still se the bikini area when I close my eyes.

>I think he believed me from that point on.
> "Well that's quite a story son." He said will drinking some tea that one of
>the girls that worked that worked there brought him.  "So your looking for
>your way back home.  Well since this is a special circumstance, I'll let you
>go."

Tom: Are we surprised?

> "Thank you Mr. Daitokuji."  Ranma and I both said.
> "So do you need any help?"
> "Well I don't know what you could do for me.  Unless you can make that dish
>into an interdimesional gateway." I said with a laugh.

Mike: Ironically, they destroyed the equipment that could do that during their little rampage 
earlier.

> "No, I'm sorry I can't do that."  He said with a laugh. "But I can let my
>daughter help you.  She knows a lot about that sort of thing."
> "What!"  B-Ko said with a surprise.  "You can't be serious father.  They
>tied me up and almost killed me."

Crow: (Mr. Daitokuji) One good mark on their records!

> "It was a little misunderstanding my dear.  Its only customary to help out
>people in need.

Michelle: (Mr. Datiokuji) Just get him the hell out of here!

>and it will look great to the press."  He leaned over to me
>and whispered," If you do find the portal to get you back home, tell me
>about it.  I could sell that thing for millions."

Tom: If the US government doesn't come and take it away first, yes.

> B-Ko did not look happy with her fathers desition.   Actually she was
>giving me a death stare.
>  "Hey!  That sounds like fun!" C-Ko said jumping up and down.  "Can I come
>too?"
> "Of course you can.  Finally time to be C-Ko."  B-Ko said in a much happier
>tone.

Tom: By day, mild-mannered (figuratively speaking) B-Ko.  By night, loud-mouthed, 
obnoxious C-Ko!

> "Well If you two are going, then I'm going too."  A-Ko said.  "If that's OK
>with you guys?"
> "Sure."  I said quickly.  "I have no problem with that."  Damned Red
>heads.  They always did make me lightheaded.

Mike: Let's see here, a crush on Nabiki, Lita, A-ko, and Rini.  Normal Self-insertion 
fetish.
Crow: But isn't A-ko already C-ko's-
Mike: SHUT UP!!!

> "Let me call the other scouts and see how they are doing."  Lita said.  She
>pulled out her communicator and started talking to it.  "Amy come in.  This
>is Lita."  There was only static.  "Serrina are you there?  This is Lita."
>Still just static.

Michelle: They finally saved themselves and got out of the fic!

>"That's strange, its unlike Amy or even Serrina to not
>answer there communicators."
> I did seem kind of odd.

Tom: I'm all behind you on that one!

>Amy was the most level headed of the whole group. 
>Some thing just didn't sit well with me about this.  "Raye, this is Lita. 
>Are you there?"
> "Yea I'm here Lita.  What's up?"

Mike: The sky?
Crow: The National Debt?
Michelle: My lunch?

> "Did you have any luck finding anything?"
> "I'm afraid not.  Just a dead end lead."
> "Same here.  Where are you know?"
> "We're back in Nerima.  The Cat cafe."

Tom: Garfield?
Mike: Artemis?
Crow: Speedy?

> "Do you know what happened to the other group?  I tried to reach them and I
>couldn't."
> "I don't know.  I had the same problem.  All I got was static.  I hope
>their all right."
> "I think we should go check it out.  Amy and Serrina have locators in there
>communicator.

Michelle: Their communicators happen to be located in the middle of a large plot 
contrivance...

>We can find them that way."  Lita turned on here locator on
>her communicator.  It was still showing that they were down town.  Serrina's
>one was about ten feet from Amy's.
> "Lets meet down town at the bus depot in 30 minutes."
> "OK, we can figure things out when we get there."
> "OK" and the screen when out.

Tom: OK.
Mike: OK.
Crow: OK.
Michelle: OK.

> "Well we're going to go down town to find Amy, Serrina, Darrien, and
>Akane."
> "Stupid Akane, what has she done now." Ranma added.

Tom: Sure, Ranma, it's always Akane's fault.

> "We better get moving if we want to be there in half an hour," Lita said.
> "You don't need to take the bus," Mr. Daitokuji said.  "I have stretched
>limos that can take you there.

Mike: Hot off the Rack!

>It will be quicker.
> "Yea," Reni said.  "We're going for a ride."

Michelle: (Bugsy) Take him for a ride, Rocko.
Tom: (Bugs Bunny) We're going for a ride?  I'll get my gloves!

> Mr. Daitokuji snapped his fingers and 8 guards left the room and headed for
>the garage.  They quickly brought on of the biggest limos I have ever seen
>up to the front of the mansion.

Crow: Sure, you always ride limos to a battle that could decide the future of the universe.
Michelle: What, you don't?
Mike: Well, the Darkstalkers do.

>You could see them clearly through one of
>the holes in the walls that was caused by all the gunfire.
> "Well we better get going," I said.  "Thank you very much Mr. Daitokuji. 
>Sorry about your property."
> "Don't worry about it any more son.  I'll take care of every thing."

Tom: (Mr. Daitokuji) Be expecting my bill soon...

> We went out the front doors, one of them were on the ground, and out to the
>limo.  Now we had three more people to help out.  This group of adventures
>was getting bigger by the minute.  I had a very good feeling about finding
>my way home at that point.

Mike: Well, at this rate, you'll have every character in all of anime under your control by 
the end of the chapter.
 
> Darrien opened his eyes slowly.  He woke up with a headache.  He looked
>around.  He was lieing on the floor of some dark room.  The walls, ceiling,
>and floors were old cement.  Cracking from age.  There was a florescent tube
>over head flickering on and off.  There were rusted bars in the front, this
>was the only entrance to the small hole.  The girls were also in the cell.

Crow: Darien is a girl?!?!
Michelle: I always knew it...

>They were lieing on the floor, out cold.  Darrien leaned over to Serrina and
>tried to wake her up.
> "Serrina.  Serrina wake up," He said quietly.
> "I don't want to go to school mom.  Its Saturday,"  Serrina mumbled in a
>daze.

Tom: What's she talking about, school?  She's got an appointment in the sweat shops!

> "Come on wake up.  Serrina wake up"

Mike: (Darien) Wake up, honey, we're at grandma's!

> Serina started to open her eyes.  they she opened them up quickly and sat
>up.  "Where are we?"
> "I don't know.  It looks like we are still in the basement of the abandoned
>building.  You wake up Akane and Amy.  I'll look and see if I can find a way
>out."

Crow: ...and they tunnel right up in the middle of a nuclear blast!

> "OK," she said and started to wake up the other girls.
> Darrien crawled over to the bars and looked through them.  He saw a lot of
>other old cells like the one they were in.  there was about seven others. 
>It was a long corridor with neon tubes going down the ceiling.

Michelle: ...Spelling out, "Eat At Joe's"...

>He could see
>a light flickering around the bend of the corridor.  There were shadows
>moving in it.  He could hear faint talking.  He leaned over to put his hand
>through the bar to get a better look.

Tom: He's a mutant!  He's got eyes on his hand!
Michelle: I always knew it...

> Zap!

Mike: The Orkin Man!

>He leaped back away from the bars.  "Are you OK Darrien," Serrina
>said coming to his aid.
> "Yea, I'm fine.  The door is protected by some sort of force field."
> "But of course it is my friend,"

Crow: You have a door for a friend, you have a dull life!

>A voice said coming down the hall.  "You
>don't think we would just let you stay here unguarded."  The same men they
>say earlier came to the front of the cell.  "That little box right there is
>my own little invention."  The smaller man with the golden armor said,
>pointing to a small black box on the floor across form the cell.

Michelle: ...recovered from TWA flight 800...

>It had
>green and red lights on it.  "It is surrounding this cell with a force
>field, and you will not brae through it.  Well unless you have some sort of
>nuclear devise with you."

Tom: (Serena) Well, actually, I happen to have one in my pocketbook!
Mike: Saving it for a rainy day, huh?

> "I don't know who you are, but your not getting away with this," Darrien
>said.
> "That's where you are mistaken boy.  I all ready have.  This building is
>going to be demolished in 3 days.

Crow: (guy) If its speed drops below 55 miles per- (boom!)

>No one will find you till then."
> "We have friends that will find us.  Don't underestimate us or you'll be
>sorry," Serrina said trying to show that she wasn't afraid of them.

Michelle: Pardon me?  Serena not being afraid?  Out of character!

> "And how are they going to find you?  With this?"  He held up Serrinas
>communicator in his hand.  Then he crushed it in his fist.  He dropped the
>shattered remains on to the ground.  "You see no one will come looking for
>you at all."  He said with a laugh.

Tom: That's funny.
Mike: Funny "ha-ha" or funny "strange"?
Tom: Funny "I think that I'm going to lose my lunch".

> "Who are you, and what do you want with us," Akane said.
> "Oh, excuse me for not introducing myself.  My name is Lord Jindi, and this
>is my top general Goth."

Crow: (Jindi) He's extremely gross.

> Goth stepped towards the cell with a mean look on his face.  "Goth here has
>wiped out entire civilizations with my armies."

Michelle: They're the original odd couple!

> "I can snap you in half and you wouldn't know it till after you were dead,
>but don't worry pretty lady, I won't hurt you if your nice to me," Goth said
>as took the shield down with a remote he had in his hand.  He reached his
>hand through the bars and grabbed Serrinas arm, pulling her closer.

Tom: (Serena) Tuxedo who?

> "Not on you life creep," She said and swung her leg between the bars and
>caught him right between the legs.

Mike: Ow!  He's gonna be singing falseto for a while!

> He through her back and turned the force field back on.  "Give time my
>pretty.  You will learn to be nice to me," He said with a laugh.

Crow: That is one helluva guy, if he can laugh after a blow like that!
Michelle: Maybe she missed.
Crow: Is that a size comment?
Michelle: (blushing) No, it's a baggy pants comment!

> "That's enough play time Goth go back and regulate the temporal field so
>that Lady Mistress Tamasuza can get here," Jindi said.
> "Yes master."  Goth walked back down the corridor and out of site.
> "Well you will have plenty of time to think about what you want to do with
>the last days of your life.

Tom: (Serena) I want to eat all the flavors of Baskin Robins Ice Cream!

>Not too many choices from in there."
> "Where are you from.  Your not from this world.  I can tell that much about
>your charade," Amy said.

Mike: Hey, Amy!  Got a dictionary?  LOOK IT UP!!!

> This perked his interest.  "Well little lady your correct in you
>assumption.  I am not from this world, or any one you have every heard of. 
>I am the ruler of my world.  We are traveling from dimension to dimension
>conquering worlds.  Yours is next.  We have huge armies waiting on the other
>side of this gateway to destroy this land,

Crow: ...to make way for a new hyperspace bypass.

>and take it for everything its
>got.  We would have done this by now if it wasn't for a malfunctioning
>gateway.  If you have meet anyone else that seems out of place, there
>probably the byproduct of a malfunctioning gateway.  Don't worry, the guy
>who constructed it has already been killed.  We don't except failure in the
>army of 7th."

Michelle: You want a wimp's army?  Join the US Postal Service!

> He laughed and walked away.  "Goth is the portal ready yet?"
> "yes master.  Mistress Tamasuza and the other generals will be here
>shortly."

Tom: Malachite?
Mike: Nephlite?
Crow: Zoycite?
Michelle: Not another revival fic!

> Darrien sat down next to the bars in discouragement.  "Now what are we
>going to do?  There is no way of getting through that force field, and they
>destroyed Serrinas communicator."
> "There is still one chance we have left," Amy said.
> "What might that be?

Tom: The incredible power of *PLOT CONTRIVANCE!!!*

>Hoping that we be real nice to the big ogre there so
>that he will let us go," Serrina said still in some shock from Goth grabbing
>her.

Crow: ...and finding out why her nickname was Wonderbra.

> "They didn't find my communicator. I dropped it when we were behind the
>crates."
> "Then our only hope is that it does not get found and that the others
>realize that we have gone missing," Akane said.
> "All we can do now is sit and wait."  Serrina said.

Mike: And what would they do otherwise?

> "Lets hope the others find us before its too late," Darrien said as he put
>his head down.  Serrina laid her head in his lap and closed her eyes to take
>a nap.

Tom: (Jindi) You wanna kill them?
Crow: (Goth) Nah, let's fu-
Mike: (clamps both their mouths shut)

> When we pulled up to the bus depot Raye, Kasumi, Mina, and the cats were
>just stepping off a bus that was spitting out black smoke.  It left a cloud
>around them when it took off.  The limo pulled right up in front of them.

Mike: Drive by shooting!
Crow: Bob Packwood out looking for some entertainment!
Michelle: Pardon me, do you have any Grey Pupon?

> I rolled down the window and said in a bad British accent, "excuse me, but
>do you have and grey pu pone?"

Michelle: D'oh!

> Raye coughed at the smoke and looked at me with a surprise.  "Where did you
>get a limo from?"

Tom: (Adam) Would you believe that we found them along the side of the road?

> "Its a long story."  A couple of guards came over and opened the doors for
>us.  We got out and walked on to the sidewalk as the limo drove away.  "If
>you guys had a limo you should have at least picked us up," Mina said.
> "We were surprised by it too.  Well I think we should go found out what
>happened to the other group now," I said.

All: Why?
Mike: If Serena dies, Rini never exists.
Crow: One eye-sore down, one to go!

> "What are we doing downtown any way?" A-Ko asked.
> "We have to look for some of our friends that we lost.   There locators
>told us they were down town."  I said.
> "Who are those people?" Raye asked.

Michelle: They're underpaid actors in this egg of a crossover!

> "There here to help us," Ranma said.  "This is A-Ko, B-Ko, and C-Ko."
> "Hello," the Ko's said.
> "Well actually we brought some more people as well, "Kasumi said.
> "Yea, like who?" Ranma asked

Tom: (Kasumi) I invited a nice three-letter-named, gun-toting man, a happy hermaphrodite, 
and a guy with a tuxedo who kept claiming that he was the husband to three of the Sailor 
Scouts!

> "Ranma, Shampoo so happy to see you again." Shampoo said as she came
>running out of the door of one of the stores next to the depot.
> "Shampoo Where are you going?  Your one and only love is waiting for you
>over here,"  Moose said as he walked into a telephone pole running after
>Shampoo.

Tom: Bullwinkle, NO!!
Mike: Mousse was able to identify Shampoo in a crowd?
Michelle: The wonders of radio carototemy!

> "hey, what's the big hurry?" Ukyo asked looking at Shampoo running down the
>street and Moose lieing on the ground.
> "Oh, my darling shampoo.  She want to play with grandpa," Happosia said
>running after shampoo.

Crow: He *really* likes his Herabl Essences, doesn't he?

> "Master come back here," Soun said following Happosia.
> "Please don't embarrass us in public again," Genma said following Soun.

Michelle: I don't know, Genma, I think that Adam's doing a good enough job of that right 
now!

> "Son-in-law stop playing with my daughter in law and marry her all ready,"
>Cologne said.  "No, no, no.  That way you idiot."
> "Ouch!  Sorry granny," Ryoga said as Cologne hit him with her stick because
>he was going to walking to traffic.  Again.

Tom: *SCREEE-CH!!!* *THUMP!*

> "Ranma Saotome you coward!" Kuno said coming out of the store with his
>broken in his hand.  "You can not hide from the wrath of Tatiwaki Kuno any
>more.  Free the pigtailed girl or I will..."

Mike: (Kuno) ...get my butt kickd by you again!

> Cologne hit Kuno square on the head and knocked him down to the ground next
>to Moose.
> "My impetuous brother will he ever learn.  Ranma darling," Kodatchi said
>and ran over to Ranma.

Crow: Awww... This is a Kodachi moment! *click!*

> "I think they both need help," Sasukai said holding all the stupid little
>items that Kodatchi bought in the store.

Michelle: Is that one of the original characters?
Tom: Cannon fodder?
Mike: You bet!

> Ranma started backing away slowly.  It was too late though.  Shampoo jumped
>on Ranma.  Ukyo was tried to pull her off of Ranma.  Kodachi cam up and
>grabbed onto the side shampoo was not on.  Happy jumped on all three of them
>and knocked them onto the ground.

Crow: (Happosai) Are you Cologne?  No!  Then don't call me that!

>Genma and Soun quickly ripped the master
>off of the girls before there were any harassment cases.   Ryoga came over
>with Cologne on his head, carrying Moose and Kuno.
> "We were in the Cat cafe when they showed up.  they heard us talking about
>you and they decided to help out.

Michelle: Strange.  I figured that they'd want to get clear of the shrapnel!

>They took the bus before us," Raye said.
> A-Ko stood there in amazement.  "What...interesting friends you have Adam."
>
> "You should see the videos," I said.
> Eventually everyone came back to there senses.  Even Ranma who was lieing
>on the ground with his legs in a diamond, and his two outward fingers and
>thumb extended.

Tom: How many times must I say it?  Sight gags really don't work!

> "Well now that that's over with.  We should really go and try to mind the
>other group," I said.  "Lita, What does your communicator say?"

Mike: (Lita) It says, "Beep, beep."

> "well for some strange reason Serrina's is not showing up anymore.  Amy's
>is still in the same place.  We need to go east for a little wile.  Were
>pretty close."

Crow: (Adam) Well, why didn't you tell us at that time?!

> "We should get going then," Raye said.
> "Yea! I love pretending to be a spy," C-Ko said.

Michelle: (Nayasha) Why pretend?  We still have to get Mousse! Oops!  Moose.

> "Me too, its so much fun," Reni said.  They started chasing each other
>through the crowd of people pretending to shot at each other.

Tom: They're so cute!
Crow: Kill them...

> "C-Ko stop playing with her.  Your my friend now," B-Ko said and started
>chasing after the two.
> "Well she can be a handful at times but I love C-Ko" A-Ko said.

Tom: No!  A-ko: TCY flashbacks flooding mind!

> We started walking down the street towards the signal we were getting from
>Amy's communicator.  There were 21 of us now.

Michelle: A cast rivalling that of Tolkien!

>An amazingly huge group. 
>There were only a few people missing from all the anime groups that I was
>traveling with.

Tom: He'll work them in somehow.

>I was still surprised by the number of people who wanted to
>help me.  This truly was paradise.  Nothing bad could happen, or so I
>thought.
>
>                                  Continue

Crow: Do we have to?
Mike: Yes, after a break.
(All get up to exit)

Reverse door sequence

	Outside, the red light is flashing.  Mike presses the button and opens the channel 
between the Satellite and the lab.
	"Hey, Mads!" Michelle says.  "Just wondering, but why did you guys send us 
such a long fic?"

	"We're running low on fics for now, and we thought that this one would be a last 
ditch effort," Forrester says.  "We'll just spend this extra time searching for new fics!  
Then, you will feel real pain!"  The two mad scientists break out into obscenely mad 
laughter for a while.  After about two minutes of this, Forrester stops laughing.  "That's 
not why we called, however-"  Forrester hits Frank to make him stop laughing.  "Anyway, 
that's not why we called.  We were just wondering who won the election between 
henchmen."

	"Sorry," Mike says, "But we haven't recieved the information fron all of the voting 
stations yet.  We'll tell you as soon as we can get the information for ourselves."

	"Oh, well, it was worth trying," Forrester said.  "Now, aren't you boys due back 
in the theatre yet?"  The sound of sirens and screaming from the other end signalled that he 
was right.

Door 6: It's a curtain of peace beads.  You push them out of the way and get a whiff of 
marijuana smoke as you pass through.

Door 5: It opens from the center, spiralling outward.

Door 4: It's a castle moat.  The gate falls and misses your feet by inches.

Door 3: It's a wall of bone.  You break it down, only to have it rebuilt by an invisible 
force.  You decide to go around it instead.

Door 2: It's in the shape of a heart.  You board a small ship and ride it through the door.

Door 1: It's a vault door.  The center ring swirls and the door opens easily.

	Everyone sits down again.  Michelle is crying softly to herself.

>Chapter 4 (continued)
>
> When we got to the end of the street Raye told us that the readings were
>coming from inside this old worn down building.  We walked over the crushed
>fence and the 'do not enter sign'.  We walked in through a former service
>entrance, at least it looked like it once was used for that.  Inside was
>worn down and beat up.  Old rusty pillars stood holding it up by the rust
>themselves.

Tom: We get it!  The place is run-down!  Get on with it!

> "Hello, is any one there," A-Ko yelled.  You could hear the echo all
>through the building.
> "Amy, Serrina, Darrien, Akane.  Where are you?"  Lita yelled.

Mike: (Amy) We're dead!

> No answer.  A minute later we heard some one walking.  We couldn't tell
>from where since it echoed.  A door opened from the wall.

Michelle: (Lurch) You rang?

>It was rusty and
>squeaked when it opened.  I women walked out.

Tom: Adam's a woman?
Michelle: I always knew it.

>She was warring an old grey
>robe.  It was tattered and worn.  it hung on her like a rag.

Crow: I bet that she'd win a wet T-shirt contest!

>She slowly
>walked towards us.  She looked old and hunched over.  You could hardly see
>her face.  She cover it with a hood, and her hands were together holding the
>robe.
> "Hello?  Can I help you people," She asked.

Mike: (Lady) Have you been helped?

> "Ah, yea.  Have you seen some people come through here some time today?
>Three girls and one guy," Raye said.

Michelle: (Lady) Well, you've got three girlsand one guy there with you already!  Why do 
you need another?  Greedy, eh?

> The women was quite for a little bit.  "No one here today.  I'm the only
>one that's been here today.  No one at all, and I've been here all day,"

Tom: Well, I think that covers all the bases!

>She
>said with a cackle and a laugh.
> Lita walked over to Ranma who was just behind A-Ko, Nabiki, and I.  "I'm
>getting a strange energy reading from this women," Lita said.

Mike: (Lita) Spidey Senses come in handy from time to time.

> "What do you mean?"  Ranma asked.
> "I mean that I don't think she's not what she seems to be."
> "What's your plan?"

Crow: (Lita) What's all this about a plan?

> "You grab her and I'll tie her to the pole behind her with that old rope on
>the ground."
> "OK, lets do it."
> Of course none of us had any idea of what Ranma and Lita were planing to
>do.

Mike: Then, what was the point of that little aside?

>They both walked up to the old women, got right in her face.  "If you
>claim that no was here today who's that," Ranma asked pointing across the
>room.  We all looked, there was no one there.

Michelle: (Ranma) Nya-nya!  Made you look!  Monkeys always look!

>A soon as the women turned
>her head Ranma grabbed her and pushed her against the pole.  Lita quickly
>picked up the rope and tied her to it.  We all looked at the utterly
>stunned.  "What are you doing boy?!" Genma yelled.
> "She's not really an old women.  She's giving off some sort of energy to
>take this form,"  Lita said.

Tom: (lady) No, really!  That's my pacemaker!

> "Yea, its some sort of transformation or illusion," Ranma said.
> "You don't know how right you two are," the woman said, but in a different
>voice.  this one was younger and more evil.

Crow: Oh, my God!  It's Bob Dole!
Mike: That is one *old* lady!

>She broke the rope that was
>holding her.  She knocked down Ranma and Lita wile doing so.  She did a
>somersault flip backwards.

Michelle: Why's they capture Cologne, anyway?

> Funnel of light started forming around her.  You could see her change shape
>inside of it.  The funnel cover her completely then vanished as quick as it
>arrived.  The woman standing in front of us was about 5'8", athletically
>thin build, and purple hair.  She had an evil smile with black lips and a
>huge chest.

Michelle: He seems to enjoy classifying people by the size of their chests.
Tom: Why not?  It's anime's trademark!
Crow: You know, if he ever visited here, he'd never notice Michelle...
Michelle: (grabs Crow by the neck) You ever say anything like that ever again, I'll rip your 
head off, deep fry it and feed it to that big, nasty thing that I keep in the cellar!

>She was warring a semi-tight pair of blue leggings and a purple
>top that matched her hair.  She had light pieces of shinny metallic blue
>armor on her legs, arms, stomach, and shoulders.  This was nothing like the
>old woman she was before.

Crow: Do I see a pontless Happosai gag on the way?

 "Hatcha mama," Happy said as he jumped over all of us towards the woman.
"Pretty lady!  Pretty lady!!"

Crow: You bet!

> She gave him an evil glance picked up her arms and started to swing them
>towards the old man.  "Raging hammer!"

Mike: ..and it's only available at Ace Hardware!

>She yelled as her hands changed with
>the same light in to this huge hammer with blue flames coming from it.
> It hit Happosai hard.  the blunt of the hammer cover all of him.  he went
>sailing into and through one of the old columns.  He landed on the ground on
>the other side of the building.  He was knocked unconscious.  You could see
>the him laying lifeless on the ground.

Crow: Well, which is he, dead or unconsious?

> The hammer quickly morphed back into her hands, and she stood there in an
>attack position.
> "You are now all going to die for your insolence.  The army of the 7th must
>live on," She said.

Mike: And exactly what were they doing to threaten it?
Michelle: Well, for starters, they wrote this fic...

> "Listen lady I don't know who you are, but I do know one thing.  There aint
>no way your going to stop us all.  Especially me," Ranma said.  This was
>followed from a loud cheer from the rest of us.
> "Well lets even the odds a little."  She whistled and a metal slab moved
>and five men jumped to her side.

All: LLLLLET'S GET READY TO RUMMMBLLLE!

> "Let me introduce me friends here," She said with a smile.  "My Lord Jindi,
>General Goth, General Aboshi , and General Tarpen of the army of the 7th.
>And I am Mistress Tamasuza."  they all got into a fighting stance.  "prepare
>to meet your doom!"

Michelle: (Johnny Gomez) Tonight's Celebrity Deathmatch features all these guys against 
Adam!

> As she said that about 100 foot soldiers came running out from all over the
>building  screaming a war cry.  They were all in uniform, dark green with
>black trim.  They had helmets that covered there head 

Tom: Really?  Helmets?  On their heads?  Call the presses!

>They were dark green
>with a black  tinted shade covering their eyes and nose.

Crow: (Goth) We picked these guys up off the set of Star Wars on the way over.

>All you could see
>were there moths screaming as they ran.

Mike: (Moth) Run!  It is Godzilla!

>They had the same insignia on their
>shoulders.  It was a black circle with a big gold seven in the middle of
>it.  there was an earth like planet below it, and three moons vertically
>across it.  the base of the seven was striking the planet making an
>explosion.
> The one thing that got my attention the most was that they were all armed
>with rifle.  I noticed this because the started shooting at me.

Michelle: (Adam) Hmmm... therer are bullets flying past my head...
Mike: (Lita) Adam, they're shooting at us!
Michelle: (Adam) Nah, that couldn't be it...

>A barash of
>blue beams came firing out of every wear.  We scattered all over the
>building.  Kasumi grabbed Reni and C-Ko and quickly ran out of the
>building.   Nabiki followed shortly.  Everyone else picked a fight.  It was
>an onslaught of chaos and carnage.

Tom: ...all of which ws directed at Adam!
Crow: We wish...
Mike: Be nice, guys...

> The soldiers were not really that tough.  It was just that there were so
>many of them.  Ranma was taking out a group using his hidu-shu-en-hup
>tecnech.

Tom: Can you say, "Major Fanboy"?  Great!  I knew you could!

>One of the soldiers landed near me.  At this point I was just
>trying to not get hit.  his gun landed in front of me.  I went to pick it up
>when another soldier jumped me.  I grabbed him and flipped him into the wall
>behind me.  I thought for a moment.

Crow: ...and it hurt!

>"How did I do that.  I've never been
>able to flip a person and through them twenty feet, practically in mid-air.
>It must be another one of the advantages to this world.  I can fight like an
>anime character as well."

Michelle: We finally find out his special power!
Mike: Thrill as he bravely conforms to the world around him!

> I grabbed the gun and started firing at some soldiers.  I got  three of
>them, but one of them got my gun.  It blew up in my hand.

Mike: You know, if this was a roleplaying game, he should have at least taken 1D damage.
Tom: 10D!
Crow: 20D!

>I fell back and
>did a tuck and roll back onto my feet.  I flew at the guy with amazing
>speed.  I planted my fist right into the mask.  knocked him down and Kuno
>who was fighting a couple of soldiers.  All of them fell to the ground.  I
>jumped back and looked at them lieing there.  Kuno crawled out from under
>them and said, "Heretic!  What you do next you are in my presence."

Mike: Sounds like something that the Sherrif of Rottingham would say!
Crow: Dyslexics of the world, untie!

> "Sorry Kuno," I said.  This was cool.
> "You are not like the others," A voice said.

Michelle: (voice) You're less interesting!

> I turned to my right and say Tamasuza stand there besides me.  "Your not
>from this world are you?  I bet your one of the mistakes we made in our
>travels here."

Crow: That's the same thing that his parents said...
Mike: Hey, Crow...

> Mistakes?  I figured out that they had to do with how I got here.  "If I
>am, send me back then."  I said with anger, showing no fear towards her.
> "Oh I will send you somewhere boy.  But it won't be home."

Tom: It'll be to Baskin Robins!
Rest: Huh?

>She jumped
>towards me.  "Guillotine flash!"  she swung her leg at me.  It started to
>change in shape.  It turned in to a pair of huge blue guillotines.  I jumped
>over her to avoid them.

Michelle: It instead hit the trampoline that had aided him.

>She ripped through the wall behind me as if it were
>butter.
> "Ha! Your forgetting that in this world I can fight and dodge your
>attacks."  I went charging at her, my fist raised over my head.  I soon
>learned that was not a good idea.  I found out quickly that solders were a
>lot easier than characters with real skills.

Tom: Oh, my god!  He slept with the soldiers!
All: Help!  WE'RE GOING DOWN!!!
(Tom's head explodes, but he's still functional)

>She turned around, the blades
>were gone.  She started running at me.  I swung at her, it was a very fast
>punch, even for anime.

Mike: Wait, I think that it was a typo!
Michelle: Thank goodness!

>She stepped to the side and kicked me in the back.
>I flew in to the wall.  I dropped to the ground.  That hit I felt.  I got up
>and went at her again.  This was my second mistake.

Crow: The first being writing this fic!

> She stood there waiting for me.  I ran right at her and did a jump kick at
>her face.  She moved again, grabbed my foot and slammed me to the ground.  I
>laid there for a second and then she picked me up by my head.

Tom: ...which she promptly CUT OFF!!!

>"You see boy
>it doesn't matter what world your on.  I will always win."
> She pulled her fist back and light started forming and changing around it.
>"Anvil crush!"  Her hand turned into a purple flaming anvil.  It hit me
>square in the chest.  I went flying across the building.  It had to be at
>least 100 feet.

Mike: Okay, not even an anime character could survive that.
Crow: Oh, come on, Mike!  Tom and I have done worse to each other in some of our 
worse fights!
Mike: And you're robots, so I can repair you!
Crow: Give you any ideas about Adam?

>I slammed through the wall on the other side and landed in
>another room.  That hurt a lot.  I blacked out.
> I came to, what was my guess, 5-10 minutes later.

Michelle: How can you time something when you're out cold?
Tom: Three letters: OBE.

>My rib's were killing.
>Nothing was broken though.  If this has been any other world I would have
>been killed.  I got up.  The pain was bad but not excruciating.

Tom: Makes it all the more convenient to open up a big can of Whoop Ass on everyone!

>I could
>still move with out to much trouble.  I walk to the whole I made in the
>wall.  I saw every one still fighting.  There were less soldiers, about
>25-30 left.  The leaders seemed to be the hardest.  I just found that out a
>second ago.  Ranma and Ryoga were double teaming Jindi.  They could hardly
>touch him.  Ryoga would shatter the ground with his bakusai-tenkets, and
>Ranma would use his arma-guri-ken technic

Michelle: Look, just say that they're punching everyone's lights out!  it's a lot easier on 
everyone else!

>to try to hit him in the
>confusion.  Jindi was using some sort of energy he created to fire back the
>shrapnel from the ground.  Then he would block Ranmas attack.  it didn't
>look good.

Michelle: There seems to be an extra "T" in there somewhere, according to the rest of the 
fic and everyone else in it.

> I noticed the stair case in the floor where they all came out of.  No one
>seemed to have noticed that I was even there.  I ran quickly down the
>stairs.  I got down to the bottom and could still hear them all fighting up
>stairs.

Tom: Quick, Mike!  Get Pen-pen and join the fight! (snicker)
Mike: Are you crazy?  I'd get killed!
Crow: What are you talking about?  You'd be the first one against the wall!

>the room at the bottom of the stairs had a lot of electronic
>equipment and other stuff.  I walk farther in and saw a corridor.  Just to
>be same I picked up one of the rifles hanging on the wall.

Crow: Uh, oh!  He found Nav's secret stash!

>you never knew
>who was in here.  I walked down the corridor.  It was poorly lighted and
>quite.  The fight was only a muffled noise.
> I heard some movement coming from one of the cells that were all along the
>corridor.  I was about 5 feet away from it when I heard a voice say," You
>can torture us all you want.  We won't give up.  You will never take us.
>You will have to kill us first."

All: We... are the Borg...

> I walked up to the front of the cage and said, "lets hope it doesn't have
>to go that far Serrina."

Crow: Exactly how far is "that far"?

> They all looked at me in joy and surprise.  "Adam, how did you get here?
>Where are the others?"  Amy asked.

Tom: (Adam) You see this gun?  I know how to use it.

> "Its a long story.  There up stairs fighting a bunch of people.  We're not
>doing so good up there either."  I reached to put my hand on the bars.  Zap!

Mike: The Orkin Man!

> "there's a force field around the cell.," Darrien said.  "That little box
>on the floor behind you is controlling it."
> I turned around and looked at it.

Crow: The strange thing is, it looked back at him.

>there was one really big button on the
>top.

Michelle: (Adam) Oh, my God!  It's so complicated!  I'll have some tropuble with this one.  
Ah, just blow it away.

>I pushed it a dense flash of light flickered around the cell.  Darrien
>swung his hand between the bars.  "All right.  Lets get out of here," I
>said.
>  We quickly broke the lock and started running down the corridor.

Tom: They just make it seem so easy...

>"I hope
>your prepared to fight.  We need all the help we can get."
> We all ran up the stairs together.  We all stood there for a second and
>looked around at the battle.  It wasn't good.  Lita was now Sailor Jupiter
>and trying to use her lightning attack on General Aboshi.

Crow: Oooh, special effects!

>He was tall,
>medium build with a very pale and sickly complexion.  He had all kinds of
>strange looking shapes tattooed all over his body.

Mike: Hey, he's Flea from Red Hot Chili Peppers!

>He had on ripped grey
>pants, no shirt, and big metallic boots.  He had on iron armor, dull, on his
>arms, legs, and shoulders.  He had an ugly smile with short white hair.
> Jupiter was in really trouble.

Michelle: ...and this really fic bites!

>Aboshi ate the lightning she hit him with.
>His skin and hair changed all sorts of colors.  then he put his hands
>together and fired a fire ball of lightning right at her.

Crow: Look, if it's made of lightning, then it's not a fire ball!  It's ball lightning!
Tom: Thank you, Magic: The Gathering.

>It knocked her to
>the ground.  He started to walk towards her to finish her off.
> "I'm going to stand around and watch this," Serrina said.

All: Oh, you're a real help!
Tom: Yep, stand around and be a load!  That's her job!

>She started to
>ran towards her.  "Moon Crystal power!"  She transformed as she ran.  It
>looked like a speeding beam of light running over anything that gets in its
>way.  she finished transforming just in time jump kick the general in the
>back of the head.

Crow: Apparently, she's going to stand around and watch from on top of that guy's head.

> he went flying over lita and landed on Goth, who was fighting Sailor Venus
>and Shampoo.  "Are you OK Lita?"  Sailor Moon asked.

Mike: (Lita) Sure, just go ahead and give away our *secret* indentities!

> "Serrina, your all right,"  Jupiter said happily.  "Yes, yes I'm fine.  We
>just are having a little trouble with these guys.
> Goth got up and push Aboshi of him.  "Who let them escape!"

Michelle: (Goth) Whoever did will die like a dog!

> Almost everyone looked over to see us running towards the fight.  Darrien
>was now tuxedo Mask, Amy was Sailor Mercury, Akane was running with fist
>full of anger, and I ran firing the rifle like crazy.  Even the cats were
>charging in with us.

Crow: ...and getting their little heads smashed into the ground!

> "You," Tamasuza said looking at me.  "I thought I killed you."
> "You'll find out I'm full of surprises," I said as I shot up the ground in
>front of her.  She jumped back.

Tom: Uuumm... Why not just shoot her up?
Michelle: It would be too easy.
Mike: It would make some remote bit of sense!

> "Mistress, let me handle them," Tarpen said.
> He came running straight at Darrien and Mercury.  Tarpen was big overall.
>Bigger than Goth.  Didn't look as smart though.  He looked more like Bane
>from the Batman comics.

Mike: ...and another crossover occurs!

>He was warring the same sort of uniform that the
>soldiers were warring, minus the helmet.  The uniform looked more
>prestigious that the other soldiers.  He had no armor on except some small
>ones on his hands.  This was odd since everyone else was covered in it.  he
>had black hair medium length and a huge face, mad as hell.

Michelle: A hot temper, huh?
Mike: A short fuse, eh?
Crow: A couple of nuts short of a fruit cake, of course...

>You could feel
>the floor move as he ran.  He jumped at Darrien and started to swing his
>arms.
> Tuxedo Mask threw a stream of roses at him.

Mike: Cliche attacks from cliche characters.  This... is Adam.

>"Blades!" tarpen yelled as
>these huge crescent blades came flying out of his arms. they cut the rose
>into shreds.  Tuxedo Mask jumped up over them as the sliced the pillar
>behind them.
> "Hands!"  He said as his hands shot out of his arms on big chain links.

Tom: Gives new meaning to the term, "the old ball and chain"!

>They hit Tuxedo mask and pushed him into the wall.  Luna and Artimace jumped
>on his face and started biting and scratching.

Michelle: ...followed quickly by the army of other cats that have been named in this fic!

>Tarpen retracted his arms
>and through the cats off his face.
> Just as the cats were off him Sailor Mars kicked him in the back.  She spun
>around him and jumped on his face.  "Mars fire attack!"  A big flame covered
>his face.  when the smoke cleared he smiled with a charged face.

Mike: So, he's a battery?  THROW US A FRICKIN' BONE HERE!!!

>He grabbed
>her and threw her to the ground.  This was no creature, it was some sort of
>robot.

All: (siren noises) Plot point!  Plot point!  Plot point!

> "We'll you are amusing, but we have to take over this little world," Jindi
>said with that egotistical voice of his.

Crow: ...which we have obviously heard before!

>"Now we end this!  Third moon
>furry!"

Tom: Oh, no!  He's going to play on their allergies to cat hair!

>He jumped up into the air and started forming black and white
>lighting around him.  Tamasuza and the generals quickly moved away from
>fight.  This huge beam of black light with white lightning came firing upon
>us.  I was on the edge so I only got knocked the ground.

Crow: No, you idiot!  A little bit more to the left!

>Mostly everyone
>under the blast ran from the center.  B-Ko, Shampoo, and Sailor Jupiter got
>hit bad.  But Ranma got hit the worst.  He tried to use his hiryuu shouten
>ha to counter the blast.  It crumbled under the beam.  Ranma took the full
>blast.

Michelle: ...and Adam stands by and watches along with Sailor Moon!

> Jindi jumped away next to Tamasuza.  "Now its time to get rid if you
>useless trash."  He walked over to the big power converter on the wall and
>started pushing some buttons.  I looked up and saw lita (no longer Sailor
>Jupiter) Lieing on the ground in front of me.  I crawled over to her too see
>if she was all right.  Her cloths was ripped and she was bleeding.

Mike: ...and Adam just couldn't stop staring at her breasts!

> "Lita are you OK?"
> "Yea," She said, hardly able to talk.  "I'm...OK."
> "Don't move, Your badly hurt."

Crow: (Lita) Actually, I think that I'm getting better!
Tom: (Adam) No, dear Lita, you shan't have died in vain!
Crow: (Lita) No, I really think that I can join you!
Tom: (Adam) No, you must stay here and rest!  I shall return in my own...
Crow: (Lita) Idiom, Adam?
Tom: (Adam) Idiom, yes!
Michelle: More like idiot...

> The ground started to move and shake.  I looked up to see a huge metallic
>tube coming up from the ground behind Moose.

Mike: Watch out, Bullwinkle!
Tom: (Boris) Next, we get sqvirrel!

>He was already trying to
>bandage shampoo.
> Three more of them came up around us.  I looked I the center of them.  The
>ground had caved in a lot from the blast.  Akane was there holding Ranma in
>her arms. Tears were running down her checks.  'Ranma!  Wake up Ranma!
>Don't die on me."  Ranma hung on her lifeless.  He wasn't moving.  he had
>cuts and bruises all over him.  He was bleeding pretty bad.

Michelle: Look, Generals, just stop playing with your food!

> "I found these ones out side of the building hiding in the bushes," Goth
>said.  He was carrying C-Ko and Reni.  Tarpen had Kasumi and Nabiki in his
>hands.

All: (chanting) Goth!  Goth!  Goth!

> "Through them over there.  We'll send them to hell together," Jindi said.
> They through them on the ground next to one of the cylinders.  C-Ko ran
>over to B-Ko right away.  Her power suite was almost totally destroyed.

Mike: They'll be getting a bill from Ramada Inn any day now!

>A-Ko covered her with a shirt and a pair of pants from one of the soldiers
>on the ground.  So that see would not be exposing herself.  She was bleeding
>too.

Crow: Suddenly, Adam rushes over and uses his *amazing healing powers* on everyone!

> The cylinders hummed with power.  Beams came out of the top of them and
>connected them all in a square above us.  "Well Like I said its been fun,
>but now you must go," Jindi said.  he pushed some more buttons on the power
>converter.  The beams got stronger and started moving down the cylinders
>towards the ground.  A huge portal formed between the beams.  Right over our
>heads.

Mike: I'd just like to remind everyone about the ban on Sliders jokes...

> "One world to the next. You must be having a busy day," Tamasuza said to me
>with an evil laugh.
> "This isn't the end," I said.

Michelle: As much as we wish it was...

> "You don't know how wrong you really are."
> The portal came down and grabbed all of us.  The next thing I knew I was in
>the portal traveling all over the place.  I blacked out again.
> When I came too I was lieing in a field.

All: Don't get a mental picture!  Don't get a mental picture!  Don't get a mental picture!

>Old burnt out grass and rocky.
>It was night and there was a musty breeze coming in across it.  Where were
>we?  I sat up and Looked around. Lita was lieing next to me on the ground.
>She was unconscious.  Every one was out cold still.  They were all injured
>in one way or another.  I wasn't sure even if Ranma was still  alive.

Tom: I can't believe that Ranma left us in order to do this!

>Some
>of them started to wake up.  Akane was out cold but she still had Ranma in
>her arms.  She never did let go.  I lied back down on the ground.  I could
>still feel the pain in my rib's.  I looked back at the stars in the sky and
>thought, "What do we do now?"

Crow: Who are you talking to?  The stars?
Michelle: The hell should we know?  You're writing the fic!

>                           Chapter 5-Worlds Apart

All: (singing) Somewhere over the rainbow...
Mike: Come on, let's get out of here.  I feel ill.
(all stand up to leave)

(reverse door sequence)

	Outside, the hexfield light is going off.  Mike presses the button to turn the viewing 
screen on.  When the picture clears up, it's Ranma, speaking from somewhere on Earth.
	"Hi, Ranma!" Everyone exclaims.
	"Why do you call?" Mike asks.
	"I'm just checking to see how you guys are doing," Ranma explains.  "I see that 
you guys got back safely, Tom and Crow.  It just wasn't the same without you two.  Now 
that I'm safely down here, away from Michelle, I can speak freely.  You know, you guys 
are a lot cooler than Michelle."
	"That's because we've got more personality," Crow says.  Before he knows what's 
happening next, Michelle has grabbed him and is taking him off screen  Soon, various 
sounds of injury can be heard coming from Crow.
	"Anyway," Mike says, "We're just in the middle of watching 'Lost Worlds'..."
	"The Stephen Spielburg movie?" Ranma asks.
	"No, but I don't doubt that Forrester will drag that one out for us later," Mike says.  
"We're watching that fic with Adam Sheehan as the writer-slash-main character."
	"Oh, God!  I pity you!" Ranma exclaims.  "I don't know what I was thinking when 
I made it!  I asked for script approval, but no!  Adam refused it, saying that I wasn't 
valuable enough to give me that.  Anyway, I got paid, so that helped.  It was fun, anyway, 
because I got to work with Sailor Moon and A-Ko.  I even went out on a date with Venus!  
Akane'll never forgive me for it, though."
	"Anything actually interesting happen during the making of the fic?" Tom asks.
	"Well, we did enjoy playing pranks on Adam every once in a while," Ranma replies 
thoughtfully.  "One time, we caused him to lose a whole portion of the script!  It was fun!  
Anyway, these calls cost money, which I'm running low on now, so I've gotta go!"
	"Yeah, mabe we'll get you for this show again!" Mike exclaims as the channel 
closes.
	"That'd be fun!" Ranma exclaims.
	When he was gone, Tom says, "You know, there isn't much of a fourth wall 
around here."
	"There is when I want," says M. H. from in front of his computer.
	"Yeah, well, let's go see if we can help Michelle any," Mike says, Tom following 
him off-screen.

End of part four
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