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The SPC Encounter with Boba Fett

A MSTing by: M. H. Torringjan

Original story by: Koopa

I would like to begin as always by saying that no harm or insult was meant to 
Mister Koopa by doing this MSTing. It hasn't, hopefully, done him any.

The host segments of this story are based on episode 611 of the actual show. I 
would just like to state that before I begin so that other authors don't get the 
idea that I'm stealing their plots.

(roll season six opening)

The scene opens to the bridge of the Sattelite of Love, where Dr. Clayton 
Forrester is standing beside T.V.'s Frank and Ranma, their new assistant.

"So, what do you want to do?" Forrester asks.

"I don't know," Ranma says. "What do you want to do, Frank?"

"Let's play some more with Joey the Lemur!" Frank picks up the hand puppet from 
under the desk and starts singing the Joey the Lemur theme song.

"Oh, drop it, Frank," Forrester says. "It's gotten boring."

"How about we watch some anime?" Ranma asks.

"Nah," Frank replies. "We've already watched all our anime tapes like ten or 
twenty times."

"Well, let's do something," Forrester says.

"How about we call down to the lab and torment the Mads?" Ranma asks.

"Oh, yeah. I forgot," Ranma says. The red Mad's light starts flashing. Forrester 
quickly pushes it.

Deep 13

Tom Servo's glass dome head appears on the screen with a worried look on his 
face (well, sort of). "Guys, have you noticed anything strange about our 
fearless leader?" Tom asks. Mike walks on screen with his usual, extremely evil 
apparel on. He has a friendly look on his face.

"You know, boys," Mike says, "I've been considering sending the Satteliters 
"Adventures of the Chibi-Scouts" instead of what we had originally planned."

"WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?" Tom yells in Mike's ear. Crow rushes onstage 
followed closely by Gypsy.

"Mike, tell me that you didn't just consider sending them a good fic?" Crow asks 
disbelievingly.

"Yeah, it might be a good thing to see how they react to a good fic," Mike says. 
"They might be put off guard and completely defensless when we hit them hard."

"No, I just think that you've gone mad," Gypsy says. "This sounds like grounds 
for impeachment to me."

"I'm with you," Tom and Crow say.

"What? A mutiny? I don't think so," Mike says, grabbing a conveniently-placed 
sword from the table beside him. Tom, Crow, and Gypsy point their lasers at him, 
and he goes with them without a fight. They put him in the Umbilicus and send 
him up to the Sattelite.

SoL

Ranma hears something in the Umbilicus and opens the chute. Mike comes flying 
out of it and lands on Forrester and Frank, knocking the Joey hand puppet away.

"Well, hello, Mister Nelson!" Ranma exclaims as Mike stands up from his rough 
journey to the Sattelite. "Are you prepared to take a dose of your own 
medicine?"

"I can tell right now that it's going to be bitter," Mike says as the bots 
return to the communicator's screen. "You'll never get away with this," Mike 
says to the laughing bots.

Deep 13

"Oh, but we already have," Tom says. 'Now, prepare to receive your newest 
fanfic. It's another Koopa Samurai Pizza Cats story. It's called 'The SPC 
Encounter With Boba Fett.' I think that we all know what it's crossing over, so 
I won't even bother telling you. Put the hurt on them, Crow."

Crow rushes over to the console and pushes the button to send them the fic. He 
grumbles to himself the whole way that one day, he will be leader. Tom laughs 
maniacally as Gypsy gets closer to him.

SoL

"Guys, do these stories really hurt?" Mike asks.

"Not for us," Forrester says, "But we've been kinda' desensitized over the past 
year or so. Well, Ranma's still a little new, but that's beside the point." The 
lights start flashing and the sirens go off.

"WE'VE GOT FANFIC SIGN!!!" everyone yells as they run into the theatre.

(Dogbone,6,5,4,3,2,1)

Forrester sits down in the far left seat as Frank sits to his right. Ranma sits 
on the right side of the theatre and Mike sits beside Frank. Mike thinks that 
he'll be able to do this. He's watched these guys enough to know some things 
about the way it goes.

>The SPC encounter with Boba Fett

Frank: Spontaneous Pouring Coffer?
Forrester: Spelling Problem Checker?
Ranma: Stuffing Probes Curling?
Mike: The hell are you three doing?
Frank: SPC, you know.

>By Koopa
>
>I have no real connection with Star Wars or anything like that

Forrester: Except for the fact that he might be related to Jabba the Hutt.

>remember, this is just Fan-Fiction.
>
>Narrator: Since nothing is happening on Earth, this story is starting in 
>space.

Frank: Hey! He stole that line from the episode with the potted pig!
Ranma: Fanboy!

>As ship called a Slave 1 flies over Earth.

Mike: I've never read these things before. I wasn't prepared for this sort of 
grammar.
Forrester: You get used to it.

>Inside the ship is a bounty hunter named Boba Fett.

Mike: Or at least, the remains of a bounty hunter named Boba Fett. That journey 
from the Galaxy a long time ago and far, far away really wore him out.

>He also has a person named Han Solo who is stuck in metal casing.

Frank: He's wrapped in foil, just like a Hershey's Kiss!

>Boba Fett: Jaba hopefully will pay lots for Solo.

Forrester: (Fett) If I can get back to the other galaxy in my lifetime.

>On no! My fuel is running low! I was so sure I filled up last time!

Mike: Damn attendants! Ten dollars, my ass!
Frank: Please try to keep the swearing at a minumum, Mike.

>Oh no my ship is going to crash on that planet!

Ranma: And the ship burned up in re-entry, killing Mr. Bill and Boba Fett in a 
firey ball of flame, the end.
Forrester: You're getting a bit dark there, Ranma.

>Narrator: the ship spirals down to Earth. Boba Fett uses all his know how 
>to land the ship in one piece.

Mike: So, he uses all his marksmanship to land them?

>The ship landed in lile Tokyo. Boba Fett comes out of his ship and looks 
>around.
>
>Boba Fett: Strange planet.

Frank: Of course, he's basing that conclusion on the first being he saw, which 
happened to be Pat Robertson.

>Narrator: Boba Fett looks at a device.

Forrester: A plot device?

>Boba Fett: Fuel is around here. 2 miles west underground.

Forrseter: I'm good!

>Narrator: Boba Fett starts moving to get fuel. Little dose he know that 
>the fuel is right under the Pizza Cat Parlor.

Ranma: (church lady) How conveeeeenient!

>Boba gets there and looks around.

Frank: So, the narrator is on a first-name basis with the bounty hunter.
Forrester: He'd have to be. It just wouldn't sound right to be having the 
narrator call Boba Fett "Mr. Fett" the whole time.

>He walks in the place and goes up to the register where Polly is.

Mike: (Polly, singing) Come to my window!
Frank: Where did that come from?
Mike: Perhaps it was a drive-through window?
Rest: (Shake heads in sorrow)

>Polly: What would you like sir?
>
>Boba Fett: I want the fuel that is under your restaurant.

Ranma: I thought that it was little known to him that the fuel was under this 
store.
Mike: Yeah, like he's really gonna ask for the fuel. The Boba Fett I've seen 
would just blow everyone away with his blaster, then take the fuel!
Forrester: Just say that he's OOC.
Frank: (Polly) Is that anything like pepperoni?

>Polly: I'm not sure we have that kind of topping.

Mike: (zit-faced teenager) I'll have to ask my manager

>Narrator: Boba Fett draws his gun and points it at Polly.

Ranma: Hey! That's not PC, is it?

>Boba Fett: I want that fuel!

Forrester: Well, you can't always get what you want, young man. Now you march 
right back to that space ship and go to your room.
Mike: (Dr. Evil) Throw me a friggin' bone here!

>Narrator: Polly smacks the gun away.

Frank: Right on, woman! You go, girl!

>Polly: Now listen!

Mike: Now hear this!

>We don't have that kind of topping!

Ranma: (Monty Python accent) We never have it at the end of the week, get it in 
fresh on Monday.

>Narrator: the two suddenly start fighting. Speedy and Guido suddenly 
>walk in.

Forrester: (deadpan) Please, spare us none of the exciting details.
Frank: Things sure are happening all of a sudden.

>Speedy: How's it going, Polly.

Mike: (Polly) Well, I'm in the middle of fighting this intergalactic bounty 
hunter, but other than that...
Ranma: (Speedy) Cool. Well, I'm off for my date with Lucille!

>Polly: Hey will you two dig out in the back and see if there is fuel there 
>while I take care of our customer.

Forrester: so, the back of the pizza parlor's underground?

>Guido: Sure thing.
>
>Narrator: Speedy and Guido do so and they come back with a pot of fuel.

Frank: unfortunately, they find that Polly has been killed by Boba Fett.

>Speedy: There was a ton of fuel back there.

Ranma: (Speedy) We decided that we didn't need it for anything, so we torched 
it.

>Narrator: Polly and Boba Fett stop fighting.
>
>Boba Fett: I'll be taking that fuel.

Mike: (Giudo) Man, you don't have to be pushy! We were going to give it to you 
anyway!

>Narrator: Boba Fett then leaves and

Forrester: ...arrives at his ship only to find that the gas tank has been filled 
with sand by local ruffians.

>is able to get his ship back and running.

Frank: Oh, so Slave One runs on reguar diesel.

>The ship takes off and thats the end. Get out of here!

Ranma: We were planning on it!
(All stand up to leave)

(Reverse door sequence)

"And now," we hear Forrester's voice say from off-stage, "Our own Sattelite of 
Love's crew orchestra will perform their rendition of the theme songs from both 
the crossed-over stories in today's experiment."

We see Ranma walk on stage with a triangle in his hand, Frank walk out on stage 
with a kazoo in his hand, and Mike follows the other two with a flute in a 
leather case. He opens the case and takes the flute out. He raises it to his 
mouth and waits for Forrester to signal them to begin.

As Forrester's hand falls, signaling them to begin, we hear a triangle be struck 
every once ina while, a kazoo humming the opening sequence to Samurai Pizzaa 
Cats, and a flute playing something different. Forrester stops the three 
players.

"Mike, what were you doing?" Forrester asks as the others stare at him.

"I thought that we were playing the 1812 Overture," Mike says sheepishly. The 
red mad's light starts flashing. Forrester pushes it without a word.

Deep 13

Crow is standing guard for the night as the others tuck themselves in. Crow 
looks around suspiciously.

"I never had to do this before," Crow whispered to the Sattelite. "Mike usually 
did it, while I got to sleep in my nice, warm bed. I think that we made a 
mistake in putting you up there, Mike. Now, I don't trust those two. I don't 
want to go up there, but I'm always afraid that they'll send me up, just like 
they did Mike. It's right about now that Mike would be telling me to push the 
button under threat of the agonizer, but he's not here, so I'll push it anyway."

Crow walks quietly over to the console and pushes the button.

*Blip*
*Fwoosh*

We hear Tom's voice as the credits roll. "That was a beautiful little soliloquy, 
Mister T. Robot. Now get out your agonizer!"

"Oh, poopie!" Crow's voice replies.

Roll credits, with Crow screaming in the background.
MST3K created by:
Joel Hodgson

Original story written by:
Koopa

Story MSTed by:
M. H. Torringjan.

E-mail the MSTer at:
jehdjh@worldnet.att.net

Keep the fanfics circulating!

>Boba Fett: I want the fuel that is under your restaurant.
>
>Polly: I'm not sure we have that kind of topping.