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A Tenchi Muyo! Mega-crossover fanfic MSTing
By: M.H. Torringjan (jmh6187@uncwil.edu) and Craig "Black seventeen" Norris 
(LardAlmighty@netscape.net)
Original fic by: Naiyami Kasaki (supposedly chibiachika@masakishrine.com)

	Well, we're back from our summer breaks finally!  And to celebrate, we've 
got a new MSTing to do (finally)!  We just thought that we'd make up for most of 
the summer of not doing anything by doing something now.  Makes sense, doesn't 
it?  Well, we found this little fic on TMFFA, and we decided it would be up 
first for this year.  As usual, I'm doing the hosts, and we're both working on 
the riffing.  Craig's decided he's probably taking a bit of a break off from 
fanfics (and I may do the same, even though I've got a couple of pretty darned 
good things in the works), so MSTings are pretty high up on the priorities list 
at the moment.  And jobs.  And classes.  So, not quite as high up as we'd like.  
Anyway, on with the interesting stuff!
	I don't own MST3K.  Best Brains does.  I don't own Pokemon.  Nintendo and 
Game Freaks do (still don't believe they're doing *two more versions!*).  I 
don't own Tenchi.  Naoko Hasegawa does.  I don't own Dragonball Z.  Akira 
Toriyama does.  I don't own Card Captor Sakura.  CLAMP does (even though Chobits 
is better).  I don't own any of the other products that may be mentioned during 
the course of this fic.  Their respective creators/rights-holders do.  Michelle 
is my character.  Masato (what, did you think we'd leave him out this time?) is 
Craig's character.  I don't own this work of fanfiction.  Naiyami Kasaki does.  
If you're reading this, yes, I did try to reach you.  It didn't work.  Now, 
then.  Let me get on with it before I bore too many of you away...

In the not-too distant future,
Next Sunday A.D.
There were some bitchin' trainers,
Pokemon trainers to you and me.
They wandered 'round the world to become the best,
Trying to beat out all the rest,
They did well for a while,
But then they lost one little battle
And were shot into space
(Ash: Pi-ka-chuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!)
We'll send them crapy fanfics,
The worst we can find(la, la, la!)
They'll have to sit and watch them all
And we'll monitor their minds.(la, la, la!)
Now keep in mind Ash can't control when the fanfics begin and end
He'll try to keep his sanity with the help of his trainer friends!

(Poke roll call!)

Cambot!
(We're on!)

Misty!
(Splish, splash!)

Michelle!
(I'm not a trainer)

Broooooock!
(I'm back!)

If you're wondering how they eat and breathe and other science facts,
Just repeat to yourself, "It's just a fanfic
I should really just relax!"
For Mystery Pokemon Theatre 3000!(TWAAAANG!)

Reverse door sequence

	The scene opens on the bridge (as usual), where Brock is sitting at a 
computer, tapping away busily at the keyboard.  A small cord runs between the 
computer and the trading machine, establishing a link for Brock to fix the 
evident problems from the trading ceremony the last week.  Behind him, Michelle 
and Misty walk into the room, Michelle carrying Pikachu and patting him on the 
head.
	"That was a great workout, Pikachu!  You sure showed up that old Vulpix!  
I wish Masato could have been here to see it!" she exclaims excitedly.
	"I'm telling you, it was a lucky shot," Misty replies, her tone slightly 
annoyed.
	"And I just think you made a really, really bad move," Michelle comments.  
"You're just angry because you lost to a newbie."
	"No, I'm angry because you keep bringing it up.  It happened five days 
ago!" Misty exclaimed.
	"Just because it wasn't yesterday doesn't mean that I can't be proud of 
it," Michelle replies.  "Masato would let me brag."
	"Okay, but could you at least be more quiet about it?" Misty says.  
"Brock, how close are you to finishing this?"
	"Not very close," Brock replies.  "I've got fifteen thousand more lines of 
code to pore over, and I keep coming across problems.  I fixed all of the 
electronic problems, now I've just got to fix the internal programming."
	"Well, that can't take too long, can it?" Misty asks.
	"Normally, it wouldn't take so long, but whoever programmed this first 
used some ancient language that almost nobody uses anymore.  It's called BASIC," 
Brock says.
	"Never heard of it," Misty replies.  "But didn't you program it?"
	"No, I just got the electronics mail-order and supplied the rest of it.  
Right now, I'm kind of working from scratch," Brock says.  "And on top of that, 
someone's been playing around with the programming already.  I keep finding 
solitaire programs and Pong programmed into the system."
	"That's no fun," Misty says.  "Let me take a look!"  The last four lines 
that Brock had typed all read, "All Masato and no Michelle make Brock kill 
machine."
	"I don't think that's a valid command," Misty comments blandly.
	"Masato could do it faster if he was here," Michelle comments from behind 
the pair.
	"Yeah, she has been going on about him a bit much of late, hasn't she?" 
Misty asks.
	"That's what I thought," Brock replies.
	"Look, Brock.  I'd like to get this machine back in working order sometime 
soon," Misty says.  "Why don't you have a talk with Masato and get whatever 
you've got to say off your chest?  You know, while Michelle's not around.  It'd 
do both of you a world of good, don't you think?"
	"You know, you're right," Brock replies after a moment.  "But how am I 
going to get him here if everyone's okay?"
	"That's your problem.  Just fix the damn machine!" Misty says.
	"Well, the only way to get him here is to have someone not here," Brock 
says, trying to apply his limited cognitive abilities.  "And I need to talk to 
him when Michelle isn't around.  So, that's it!  I've got to get Michelle out of 
here for a while!  Now, what to do with her?  I don't want to hurt her, so I'll 
just hide her."
	"She won't go for it," Misty says, listening over his shoulder.
	"All right, then, I guess I'll just have to do it without her knowing," 
Brock replies, standing up.  "Hey, Michelle!" he exclaims to Michelle, who's 
gone to finish the invention.  She walks back in a minute later, still holding 
Pikachu.
	"What do you want you not-Masato?" she exclaims.
	"I need to show you something in the closet!" Brock exclaims.
	"All right, you," she says, walking into the closet.  Brock slams the door 
behind her and stuffs a conveniently-placed towel in the door, blocking her 
exit.
	"Hey, idiot, I can't get out," Michelle exclaims through the door.
	"Sorry, Michelle, but the door seems to be stuck!  I'll try to get a 
locksmith to open it," Brock exclaims back at her.  "Until then, you wait there.  
I'm sure that the Mads will be *kind* enough to send us Masato to fill in your 
place!"
	"Masato!  Pikachu, get me out of here!" Michelle exclaims.
	Misty rushes to the door, a look of shock on her face.  "No, Michelle!  
Don't, that's-" she's cut off by the sound of thunder through the door and 
flashing light between the cracks.  The door explodes outwards, shards of wood 
flying in every direction.  When the smoke clears, Brock and Misty stand up 
unscathed and look back in the closet.  Pikachu stands in the middle of the 
closet, with Michelle slumped against the back wall, unconscious.  "Dangerous," 
Misty finishes.  "Well, Brock, looks like you're going to get your way."
	"Yeah, looks like," Brock says.
	"I just hope no one else gets in your way," Misty continues.
	"Whatever," Brock says, shrugging.
	"What gruesome fate awaits any who stand against the hideous plotting of 
Brock the Red?!" Misty exclaims melodramatically.  The red Mad's light starts 
flashing.
	"Shut up, will you?" Brock replies, pressing the button.  "Ash, get in 
here!  Sneasel and company are calling!"

Deep 251
	Jesse, James, and Meowth are sitting in chairs, hair frazzled and tired.
	"Well, we've gone through- where's Michelle?" Jesse asks.

	"She's kind of unconscious right now," Brock replies nervously.

	"Hell!  Can't you four go three weeks without rendering each other 
senseless?" James exclaims.
	"Meowth, call in the reserves," Jesse says.  The cat pokemon runs to the 
phone to make the necessary call to Afterlife Incorporated.  "Anyway, as I was 
saying, we've gone through all of the interviews for this position, and they 
were all either too insane or too much of wusses.  It's so hard to find good 
sadistic torturers these days."
	"Since we've been busy interviewing people, we haven't had any time to do 
an invention," Meowth says, taking his seat again.

	"Well, that works for us, too!  Michelle's the only one who knows how to 
make the invention work," Misty replies.

	"Great!  That means we win by default!" James exclaims.

	"What?!  You didn't have an invention, either!" Ash exclaims.

	"So?  We're the judges!  You should have figured it out by now!" Jesse 
replies.  "Anyway, we've got one last interview to do, so just sit back and 
watch.  Meowth, show in our guest."  Meowth walks to the door and opens it.
	"Come right in, ma'am," Meowth says, showing their guest in as ordered.  A 
short, blond-haired girl with odd-looking ears walks in, swinging her arms 
energetically.
	"Welcome to our workplace, Miss... um... Chii?" Jesse says.
	"Chii," Chii comments.
	"So, we're looking for someone who can give us a hand and some well-needed 
rest around here," Jesse says.  "Do you think that you can do that?"
	"Chii," Chii replies.
	"Ah, excellent," James responds.  "Now, to properly perform at this job, 
you will have to do much harm to those four people that we're talking to.  Say 
hi, guinea-pigs."

	"Hi!" exclaim Ash, Misty, and Brock at once.

	"Now, how would you go about doing that?" James asks.
	"Chii," Chii replies after processing for a moment.
	"Oh, great answer!" Meowth replies excitedly.
	"And why are you applying for this position?" Jesse asks, puzzled at the 
others' responses.
	"Hideki!" she replies, jabbing a finger towards Jesse.
	Tears begin immediately to stream down James's and Meowth's cheeks as 
they're moved by Chii's heartfelt response.  One might be tempted to say that 
their hearts grew a couple of sizes, but then one would be slapped with the 
reality of the situation.  Jesse replies, "God, you guys are idiots."  She turns 
back to Chii.  "Well, I suppose that my co-workers are of the opinion that 
you'll work out.  Welcome to Team Rocket!"
	"Chii!" Chii exclaims excitedly, smiling widely.
	"Anyway, down to business," Jesse says to the Satellite.  "Your friend 
Masato should be arriving anytime soon, so you can get on with your experiment, 
a mega-crossover fic, 'Newcomers,' by Naiyami Kasaki.  And please try not to 
kill each other too much when you're in the theater."

	"Yeah, whatever," Brock replies.  Suddenly, in a bright flash and a 
slowly-fading luminescence behind them, Masato appears on the bridge.
	"Oh, geezes, you guys again?" Masato exclaims.  "All I ask is for a simple 
death so that I can spend my afterlife peacefully waiting for my loved ones to 
join me.  Is that so much?"
	"Sato, my boy, we need to talk," Brock says, placing his arm around 
Masato's shoulders.  "Seems I've been having some trouble with getting Michelle 
to notice me of late."
	"Well, maybe if you didn't try peeping at her in the shower every 
morning," Masato responded tersely.
	"Shut up.  Now, I'll cut straight to the chase," Brock says.  "I want you 
to give up your claim on Michelle and relinquish her to me."
	"My claim?!" Masato replies.  "Man, you really haven't been paying 
attention, have you?"
	"No, I'm being serious.  If you don't give her up, I'm going to have to 
rough you up," Brock says.
	"Yeah, I know.  And I'm glad to be rid of her!" Masato replies.  "Take her 
and run, as long as she doesn't bother me anymore!"
	"Okay, I'm not sure if you're understanding the situation here.  I don't 
really want any trouble, but I'll beat you down if I have to," Brock replies.
	"Look, you idiot, you don't listen, either!  Take her with my blessings!" 
Masato replies.  "If you want her that badly, I'll help you get her.  Because I 
really don't want her."
	"Don't try and weasel your way out of this!  I'm calling you out!  Now, 
you wanted a rumble, you got a frickin' earthquake!" Brock exclaims.
	"Do you have wax in your ears?!  I'm... helping... you... get... her...!" 
Masato enunciates.
	"Stop trying to deceive my mind with your honey-tipped tongue, O Prince of 
Lies!  I will lay a mighty smack-down upon ye at this moment!" Brock raises his 
fists and is about to throw a punch when the lights begin flashing and the 
klaxons sounding, signaling that it's time to get into the theater.

Door 6: A solid wall.  A short, gray guy points at it to make a hole in it.

Door 5: A chest of drawers. You open the top drawer and climb down into it.

Door 4: A drawbridge.  It falls, missing your feet by a few inches.

Door 3: A wall of fire.  You get Squirtle to put it out.

Door 2: A large hand.  All of the fingers fold into a fist to punch through door 
	1.5 (the sheet of paper)

Door 1: A vault door.  You turn the handle and it swings open easily.

Ash: Hey, Misty, what happened to those little blue guys, anyway?
Misty: They got a job working for Microsoft on Earth and left a week or so ago.  
Didn't you notice?

>Newcomers
>	

Misty: Brock, don't even think about it...
Brock: I was going to be good this time!  I promise!  Even I have standards...

>On a fine summer morning, Tenchi was walking home with a stranger. The stranger 
>looked like he was harmless.

Ash: (Tenchi) Wow, Mister!  That sure is a big knife you've got in the place of 
your hand!
Misty: (Tenchi) And black trench coats are *so* in these days!

>They got to the shrine when Yosho saw the 
>stranger.

Masato: (Yosho) Dude!  Billy Joel re-released that album!

>	
>" Oh my!

Misty: ...Goddess.
Masato: Kasumi makes her feature debut in Tenchi Muyo fanfics!

>We got a sudden visitor huh?" Yosho laughed.
>

Brock: (Tenchi) All of the girls?  At the same time?!  Where should we hide?
Misty: (slaps Brock)
Masato: No, that's actually pretty accurate.

>" Grandpa!  I met him on the way home from school!" Tenchi yelled.

Ash: (Tenchi) He said he had candy!  And you just can't turn down candy!

>
>" I see! Okay! I thought you were keeping secrets from your grandpa!" Yosho 
>laughed.
>

Ash: (Tenchi) Actually, I am.  He's really my love-child by Aisha Clan-Clan.
Misty: (Tenchi) Well, it has something to do with the Ark of the Covenant and 
banana cream pies.  But then, I've said too much...

>" Go ahead and show the girls," Yosho said more primly. 

Masato: (Tenchi) But, Grandpa!  It's a cat I was in the middle of sacrificing!
Ash: I really doubt that Ryo-oh-ki would appreciate it...

>Tenchi and the mysterious stranger walked to the house. 
>

Ash: Ouch!  Get it?!  Walked INTO the house!  Bwa-ha-ha!  Into...  I kill me...
Misty: Can I do it this time?

>" Ryoko, Ayeka, Sasami, Mihoshi, Kiyone, Washu, and Dad! I would like you to 
>meet Goku!" Tenchi said.

Misty: (Tenchi) Unfortunately, I can't because he got lost on the way here.
Masato: (Nobuyuki) Well, it's nice to meet you, Goku!  I'd like you to have a 
complementary TV as a welcoming gift!
Ash: Don't you start that again!

>
>" Oh my! He looks like he's hungry! What would you like Goku?" Sasami asked.
>

Brock: Because he's just so thin and gaunt and doesn't have any meat on his 
bones whatsoever!

>" Wow! You can cook! Well, I think mostly anything is suitable for me!"

Misty: (Goku) Yeah, anything!  Twigs, grubs, rocks, dirty underwear, whatever 
you've got lying around.
Ash: (Sasami) One order of Fried Bat heads coming up!
Masato: (Tenchi) Wow, with him around, we can throw out our vacuum cleaner!
Brock: (Washu) But I just spiced it up!
Masato: (Tenchi) You attached a nuclear reactor to it...

>Goku 
>replied happily.
>
>" All right! It's settled! We are having lunch as... Meat, ribs, and veggies!" 
>Sasami said.

Misty: (Kaga) The secret ingredient is... SOYLENT GREEN!!!

>
>They all started to eat as they watched Goku have his plate empty in seconds.

Ash: (Ayeka) Goku, why did you dump the plate on top of your head?

>
>" Well, do ya want more?" Sasami asked Goku.
>

Masato: Do you even need to ask?  It's like saying, "Ryoko, would you like to 
sleep with Tenchi?"

>" Would I! This stuff tastes like a restaurant!" Goku said.

Misty: (Sasami) Damn!  They found my secret!
Brock: (Goku) I meant the actual building, not the food.

>
>"Wow! I never had that comment before!" Sasami cried.
>

Ash: He made Sasami cry!
Masato: And now, millions of angry fanboys will be seeking his blood.
Misty: (Fanboys) Quik, go beet bad man with stik!

>They all finished eating and kept bothering Goku with questions. 
>

Ash: (Mihoshi) Where do babies come from?
Masato: (Goku) K-Mart.
Misty: (Sasami) How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck 
wood?
Masato: (Goku) One cord.
Brock: (Ryoko) Do I look fat in this dress?
Masato: (Goku) Only as fat as you feel.

>" Did you ever have a son?" Mihoshi asked.
>
>" Yeah of course! I have two sons!" Goku replied.

Misty: (Goku) Or at least I used to.  Before they became lawyers.
Ash: (Goku) They were drawn by the Dark Side.
Masato: (Kiyone) Of the Force?
Ash: (Goku) No, of Sociology.

>
>They all gasped. 

Brock: They were stumped as to how such a dork could ever breed...
Ash: That never stopped the lemon writers!

>
>" Really? Tenchi's got a daughter! His wife is unknown to us but Washu revived 
>his daughter! She's upstairs sleeping!" Mihoshi said.

Misty: (Tenchi) Yeah, we didn't know what other name we should give her, so, 
after extensive research through the historical documents of the planet and its 
culture, we decided that her name would be... Mini-Me!
Ash: Insert random maniacal laughter...

>
>" Daddy? What are all the sounds?" Mayuka asked.

Masato: (Goku) Hold it, I heard someone, but I didn't see anything!
Misty: (Tenchi) What's that, Mayuka?  You want me to fetch you some tea and the 
rusty axe?  Goku, would you like to have a nice, refreshing, deadly shower?

>
>" Wow! This family has cool colors on their hair! Did they all die them 
>Tenchi?" Goku asked.

Ash: (Tenchi) Yeah, we're roadies with the Warped Tour.  We choose a new color 
every couple of days.
Brock: (Goku) Would you like me to help you to DIE them?  Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!

>
>"  No, they were born with purple, blue, pink, or any other color they have for 
>hair." Tenchi said.

Ash: Dude, there's just black and blonde other than that.  That's like saying, 
"and the rest!"
Masato: (Ayeka) I have purple hair?  My gods, I'm color blind!

>
>" Daddy? Who's that guy?" Mayuka asked.

Misty: (Tenchi) Mayuka, how did you know that there's another guy down here.
Ash: (Ayeka) Remember, Tenchi, she's got gaydar.
Misty: (Tenchi) Oh!  Gosh, Goku, I had no idea!  I mean, you're not wearing pink 
or anything like that.
Masato: (Vegeta) I am a warrior, not a flower!

>
>" Mayuka, this is Goku!" Tenchi answered.

Masato: (glances at Brock) Hey, spelling-wise, Mayuka looks a lot like Sakuya!
Brock: (foaming at mouth) Let's thrash that bitch!  Must kill pale-faced demon!  
Die, die, die, die, die!!!
Misty: That was cruel...
Masato: If you want her dead that bad, I know this guy who just died who could 
probably give you a little assist there...

>
>" Exactly how old is your daughter Tenchi? 9, 10?" Goku asked.
>

Ash: (Tenchi) No, she's 5497.2 years old.
Misty: (Goku) Really!  She doesn't look a day over 5491!  If I could actually 
have seen her or anything.

>" Well, she was a lot older when she came here, she's only how young she is 
>right now is because she lived in the Domain of Darkness! Her owner was very 
>angry at her and destroyed her, I carried the piece with me and Washu revived 
>her!" Tenchi answered. " She's 5," Tenchi continued.

Brock: Hold it, I understand!  The author must have been one of those thousand 
monkeys at a thousand typewriters that I've been hearing so much about!
Misty:  No author flames, Brock.
Brock: That was only a minor spark!  Really!
Ash: Hold it, they grew her from clippings?  She's a shrub!
Masato: Quick, call Roger!
Ash: Maybe she's some of the herb, man!
Brock: I'll get the Funyuns!

>
>" I'm scared daddy!" Mayuka cried.

Ash: (Goku) You should be.  I'm here to kill your parents.  Then, I'm going to 
peel off their skins and make a funny hat.
Misty: (Tenchi) Ryoko!  Take off that fright wig!

>
>" It's okay! I am completely harmless to nice people!" Goku said patting >Mayuka.

Brock: All the way upstairs?!
Ash: Guess he used the instant teleport technique.
Misty: (Goku) Well, except for the barber.  That guy just looked at me the wrong 
way...

>
>" Well, okay..." Mayuka said.
>
>" Now, what's your name?" Goku said primly.

Misty: (Mayuka) I am Valentinez Allakinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gumbigobilla 
Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andre Charton-Haymoss Ivanovicci Baldeus 
George Doitzel Kaiser.  Don't hesitate to call.

>
>" Mayuka! Mayuka Masaki!" Mayuka answered.
>

Masato: Known aliases include, Lord of Darkness, Bringer of Pain, Betrayer of 
Hope, Reaper of Souls, and Fluffy Bunny Feet.

>" Okay, nice to meet you Mayuka! I am Goku!" Goku said happily.

Misty: (Goku) Is Mayuka good eat?  Does taste like chicken?!

>While they were having a conversation, they heard a knock at the door.
>
>" I'll get it!" Ryoko said. Ryoko went to the door. When she got to the door, 
>she yelled.

Brock: (Ryoko) Would you like for me to open the door?!
Misty: (Ryoko F. Gumby) Come in! (crash!) No, open the door and come in!!

>	
>" Tenchi!!!" Ryoko cried.

Misty: (Ryoko) How does this knob thingy work again?!

>
>" What?" Tenchi yelled.
>
>" These people got lost..." Ryoko said.

Brock: (Tenchi) I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you because you weren't yelling at 
the top of your lungs!!!
Ash: (Ryoko) They didn't make that left turn at Albuquerque!
Masato: They were looking for someplace called Euro-Disney!
Misty: Oh, so Ryouga's in this fic, too?

>
>" Hi! I am Ash Ketchum! These are my friends, Misty and Brock. We got lost on 
>our way to Kanto. If you can tell us, where are we?" Ash asked.

Ash: Hey, it's us!  How are we there... and here at the same... (grabs head) 
OWWW!
Masato: (cracks knuckles) Well, I'm not in both places!  Relax, guys, I'll take 
it from here...  Watch and learn, Brock...
Brock: (growling noise)

>
>" Well, you are definitely not in Kanto! You are in Okayama, Japan!" Tenchi 
>said.

Ash: Oh, and it's always my fault that we got lost, isn't it!  Maybe if Brock 
didn't squint so much, he'd *see* where we're going!
Brock: (kicks Ash in the shin) Idiot.

>
>" Oh my! Do ya have Pokemon?" Ash asked.

Brock: As though you'd be able to catch them, you loser!
Ash: (Punches Brock on the arm)  Shut up!

>
>" Nope! Wrong place!" Ryoko said.
>
>" Do you mind if we stay for a while?" Misty asked.

Masato: (Tenchi) Keep her the hell away from me!  I've got enough with seven 
chicks as is!
Brock: Yeah!  Spare some for the rest of us!

>
>" Sure!" Tenchi said. They all walked in the living room, when Misty screamed. 
>	
>" What is this... thing?" Misty screamed. 

Ash: Geezes, Misty!  It's a living room!  Duh!  Are you really that stupid?!
Misty: (slaps Ash) Dork.

>
>" It is a cabbit! I created this cabbit a long time ago!" Washu answered. 

Masato: (Washu) I was bored one day, so I threw something together.  You like 
it?  Give it to you for five bucks.
Ash: (Washu) I was actually trying to fix the garage door opener.

>
>" I never heard of a cabbit before! How'd you make it?" Misty asked curiously.

Brock: (Washu) Well, I threw together one part cat, one part rabbit, and one 
part huge, gigantic, disproportionately large, shining EYES!!

>
>" Well, long story!" Washu said. As Washu and Misty walked into the living 
>room, Brock was asking Sasami questions.

Masato: (Brock) Where were you on the night of the fourteenth?
Misty: (Sasami) Bite me, copper, I ain't telling you nothing!

>
>" So! Is it true that you were chosen on a T.V. show called " The Ferrous 
>Chef?" Brock asked.

Ash: The Ferret Chef?!  Kiki, no!!!
Misty: Didn't they make a movie about that, "Ferrous Chef's Day Off?"

>
>" Yes, I have a question. How'd you get lost?" Sasami asked. Ash walked into 
>the kitchen.

Ash: (Ash) We learned a valuable lesson.  Pikachus may be able to battle, but 
they can't read maps worth a damn.
Misty: We got lost the same way we always get lost.  Ash had the map.  Need I 
say anything else?
Ash: (sticks his tongue out at her)
Misty: Ooo!  Is that an invitation?!
Brock: Misty?! (jaw drops)
Masato: I'm glad I'm not in this fic...

>	
>" I told you we should've took a right when we were at the Pokemon Amusement 
>Park!!!" Ash yelled.

Misty: (Ash) And now, here we are, in the Himalayas, facing an abominabababable 
snowman!
Brock: (Hugo) Not a cabbit, George?

>
>" Hey! The left said exit!" Brock said.

Masato: (Brock) That wasn't an exit sign.  That was a piece of gum stuck to the 
wall.  You need to learn to tell the difference...
Ash: (Ash) Sorry, I can't read Japanese...

>
>" Well, maybe Washu was testing her dimension invention again..." Sasami said.

Misty: And maybe Ash is just STUPID!
Ash: I'm not stupid, you jerkhead!
Misty: STUPID!
Ash: JERKHEAD!
Misty: STUPID!
Ash: JERKHEAD!
Misty: STUPID!
Ash: JERKHEAD!
Misty: STUPID!
Ash: JERKHEAD!
Misty: STUPID!
Ash: JERKHEAD!
Masato: Rocky!

>
>" Wow! You created Ryo-ohki like that? You are the greatest genius in the 
>universe!" Misty said.

Brock: And you are the greatest suck-up in the universe!
Misty: Well, at least I'm good for something!
Brock: At least my cooking doesn't poison people ten miles away from the 
kitchen!

>
>" Wow! A newcomer

Masato: And we have confirmation of title!
All: (deadpan) Hoo-ray...

>saying that phrase!" Washu cried. Misty then walked into the 
>kitchen.

Ash: Ouch!  See, there it is again!  Damn, I'm on fire!  Come on, why aren't you 
guys laughing?
Masato: Just because we're not laughing doesn't mean we don't get it.

>	
>" That Washu! Very interesting!" Misty kept on repeating. 

Ash: Yeah, because those are the only four words that would fit in that tiny 
mass of neurons that you call a brain!
Misty: Yeah?!  Well...  You're a noony-head!
Ash: I know you are, but what am I?!
Misty: I am rubber, and you are glue!
Masato: Don't you two make me turn this theater around!
Misty: STUPID!
Ash: JERKHEAD!

>
>" Misty! Do ya think we should've taken the right?" Ash asked.

Brock: (Misty) Oh, NOW you ask for my help!  After we're lost forever with no 
way of getting home, barring some incredible plot contrivance, NOW you want to 
know what I think!  I think you should go jump off a cliff!
Misty: Thank you, Brock.  That about sums it up.

>
>" Well, there would've been no choice!" Misty said.

Ash: (Ash) Of course, we did!  We could have taken that path with the sign that 
said, "Abandon hope, all ye who enter here!"

>Goku soon walked into the 
>kitchen.

Misty: (Goku) Food!!  Now!!  Goku smash!!

>	
>" Wow! We do have a busy day!" Goku said.

Misty: (Brock) But an even busier night!  Isn't that right, Mihoshi!
Brock: Are you insinuating something?
Misty: Oh, no, no, no, no, n-yes.

>
>" Oh! Hello Goku! Are you still a little hungry?" Sasami asked.
>

Masato: Well, she has nothing better to do than cook for everybody!

>" Well, all this visiting stuff is making my tummy ache!" Goku answered.
>

Brock: Yeah, talking with Misty for long periods of time'll do that to you.
Misty: Shut up!  Masato, are you going to let him talk to me like that?
Brock: Bring it on, halo boy!
Masato: Really, guys, I'm just here...
Brock: No, I mean it.  I'll kill you dead!
Masato: Really, Brock.  I'm already dead.  You really haven't been paying 
attention at all, have you?

>" What would you like? Pork,  meat?" Sasami asked.
>
>" Meat please!" Goku said.
>

Misty: It's Kowalski *as* Goku *in* "Newcomers!"
Masato: (Goku) MEAT!!!
Ash: (Tenchi) Okay, that's a meat on meat sandwich with meat to drink!
Masato: (Goku) TOAST MEAT!!!

>" Coming right up!!!" Sasami said.
>
>It was very late and the Pokemon people and Goku were still lost.

Masato: Really!  So, they aren't getting any less lost sitting around, watching 
TV?
Misty: (Brock) I just figured I'd take up residence!  Six hot chicks?  I am SO 
there!
Brock: Really, what are you trying to say?
Misty: Not much.  Except that you and Nobuyuki would get along just fine.

>Tenchi had 
>offered all four of them a room to sleep in for the night.

Ash: (Tenchi) Yeah, I'll just kick Sasami out of her room.  She can sleep in the 
root cellar just fine, I'm sure!

>
>" Ash! It feels good to sleep again!" Brock said.

Misty: Are they trying to insinuate something there, Brock?  And Ash?
Brock: I have no idea what you're talking about.  Brat.

>
>" Yeah!" Ash said.
>
>" Have you guys ever been to Grand Kai's place?" Goku said butting in.

Ash: (Brock) Isn't that a strip joint in Hoboken?  In that case, yes.
Brock: I swear, if you two don't stop, I SWEAR...!
Masato: You shouldn't swear.  It isn't nice!

>
>" Grand what?" Misty said.
>
>" Kai! He's well... AT the planet!" Goku said.

Misty: Oh, great.  It's a Final Fantasy Crossover now.
Ash: (Tenchi) Hey, guys! This girl named Aeris says she got lost!
Brock: Why couldn't it be Tifa?  She's hot...

>
>" No..." Misty said. Tenchi soon walked in the room.

Misty: (Goku) No, really.  I swear he's there!  Don't know why you're 
disagreeing with me...
Ash: I don't blame you for sounding like an idiot there.  Even I don't know what 
he was saying!

>	
>" I hope you guys are feeling comfy!

Masato: (Ash) Yeah, this is really roomy for a broom closet!
Misty: (Goku) But could you move the window-cleaner?  Brock is getting high off 
the fumes...
Ash: (Brock) Dude, my hands!  They're huge!

>Well, good night!" Tenchi said. They all 
>went to sleep.

Misty: Tenchi, if you're short on beds, I'm sure that Ash and I could share one 
very easily!
Masato: Oh, they've got the beds.  Just give them a minute to move the TV's out 
of the way!!

>	
>It was morning and they heard Ash shouting attacks for Pikachu to do.
>
>" Ash? What are you doing?" Misty asked.

Masato: (Ash) Just trying to get Pikachu to kill you.  No biggie.
Misty: (Ash) I'm teaching Pikachu ancient martial arts secrets from the Washaw.

>
>" Training Pikachu!" Ash said.

Brock: Well, couldn't you at least paper-train him while you're at it?!  I'm 
tired of cleaning up after him!
Ash: Dude, you can bash me, but don't be talkin' smack about my Pokemon!

>
>" Well, don't wake the people!" Misty said.
>
>" What in the world is that gigantic mouse

Ash: (Mickey) Look, you dorks!  I'm going to take this honkin' big sorcerer's 
hat and call up a big frickin' flood, trash your house!
Misty: Wow!  A Kingdom Hearts crossover now?

>and Goku doing here?" Nobiyuki said.
>
>" Pikachu is not a gigantic mouse! He's a Pokemon!" Ash yelled.

Ash: Just because he eats cheese, lives in a hole, frightens people onto stools, 
has large ears, squeaks, and gets chased by cats doesn't mean that he's a mouse!

>
>" Tenchi? What are all these newcomers doing here Tenchi?" asked Nobiyuki.

Masato: (Tenchi) Oh, they're just cosplaying.  They said they were looking for a 
convention.
Misty: (Tenchi) Just some friends of mine.  We're going to perform some Wiccan 
rituals out back later on.

>
>" Well, they got lost dad!" Tenchi said.

Brock: (Tenchi) You know, like your last five wives got lost, dad...
Ash: (Nobuyuki) Yeah, I'm still looking for those tapes!

>
>" Well, in that case...." Nobiyuki said puzzled.

Misty: (Nobuyuki) They still can't stay!  Throw them out into the cold, cold 
world!!
Ash: (Ash) But we have nowhere else to go...

>
>" Ash, sorry! Pikachu, sorry!" Nobiyuki said.

Brock: (Nobuyuki) Sorry you're such a crappy pokemon trainer!
Ash: At least I'm not a skirt-chasing, washed-up gym leader!
Masato: Would you three shut up?

>
>" Pika! Pikachu! Cha!" Pikachu said hugging Nobiyuki.

Misty: (Nobuyuki) Ahh!!  Get it off!!!  Get it off!!!  Get it off!!!  Get it 
off!!!

>
>" Wow! Do we have a family tree here or what?" Ayeka said looking puzzled.

Misty: Hold it, her family *is* a tree!
Ash: Hold it, they're family just because they stopped by to leech some food?
Masato: Whose family are we talking about here?  Ryo-oh-ki's?  Or like the 
Sopranos?

>
>" Ayeka! I know why! You weren't feeling well when we met Goku, Ash, Misty and 
>Brock!" Tenchi said.

Masato: So, Ayeka, you're not feeling well?  How about an industrial-strength 
dose of vitamin M!

>
>" Ayeka! They took our money room for sleeping in!" Ryoko whispered.
>Ayeka gasped.

Ash: Money room?  They've got a whole *room* for money?!
Misty: Dude, they've been holding back on you, Masato.
Masato: Why not?  They've got a whole room for TV's...
Brock: Well, not really.  The room's actually part of the hamster cage.

>
>" Get those people OUT!!!" Ayeka yelled.

Misty: So that they may wander the desert for forty years...
Masato: (Charlton Heston) So let it be written, so let it be done!  Until they 
pry it from my cold dead hands!
Brock: That seemed a bit out of place...

>
>" Ayeka! I know they took the room but I hid the stuff! Sasami said.

Brock: (Sasami) Them damn Narcs won't find a thing!  I took the mouthpiece off 
the bong, it looks just like a vase now!
Masato: (Ayeka) You smoked it all, didn't you?
Brock: (Sasami) What else could I have done?  By the way, when did your eyes get 
so damn big?

>
>" WELL, YOU BETTER HAVE, SASAMI!!!" Ayeka yelled.

All: (grasp ears) Ouch!!!
Misty: C-ko *is* Ayeka *in* "Newcomers..."

>
>Ash, Misty, Brock, and Goku looked very puzzled. Tenchi was embarrassed. Sasami 
>was crying. 	

Masato: And Hideki was bleeding profusely from the nose...
Ash: And Serena was eating a piece of chocolate cake...
Misty: And Ranma was being fawned over by five martial artists at once...
Brock: Lucky bastard...

>
>" Ayeka! Why do you have to be like this! You're so cruel!!!" Sasami cried.

Masato: That's why she wants you to "call her princess."
Misty: (Ayeka) What?  All I did was pull the legs off of a toad and leave it 
bleeding on the hot pavement so that I could hear it spit and crackle like 
sizzling bacon!  Who doesn't do that?

>
>" I'm sorry Sasami...I just.... Don't like red-haired brats!" Ayeka said.

Masato: Don't let Washu hear you say that!  She'll turn you into a sea cucumber!
Ash: Finally, Ayeka and I agree on something!  JERKHEAD!
Misty: STUPID!

>
>" Hey! You are mean Ayeka! I am not a red-haired brat! I may be red-haired but 
>I am not a brat!" Misty yelled.

Brock: (Misty) I may be a wiener, but I'm not a brat!
Ash: (Misty) I may be a JERKHEAD, but I'm not a brat!
Misty: At least I'm not STUPID!

>
>" Oh yeah? I bet Sasami might have hid the stuff but you could've stole a buck 
>or two!" Ayeka said.

Masato: She sold it all to Goku to buy a new frying pan!  Why do you think that 
Goku can fly?

>
>" I have no clue what you are talking about!" Misty yelled.

Brock: Well-stated, Misty!
Ash: She doesn't have a clue about very much, let alone that.

>
>" Ryoko! Help!" Tenchi whispered.

Misty: (Ryoko) Oh, Tenchi!  Right here?  Right now?  You're so kinky!

>
>" Well, okay," Ryoko said.
>
>" Now!" Tenchi said.
>

Ash: (Ryoko) Okay.  Misty, I think you're completely right and Ayeka's an idiot.  
Is that how you wanted me to do it, Tenchi?
Masato: (Ryoko) But why would I help them steal the stuff from our house?  What 
should I help them take?
Misty: The silverware, the grandfather clock, Nobuyuki's camcorder, most of the 
food-
Brock: And my virginity...

>" Hey you! Yes, you! I thought I saw an egg in your bag! You stole the egg!!!" 
>Ryoko yelled.

Misty: (Ryoko) You stole my egg.  I needed that egg...
Masato: Ryo-oh-ki won't appreciate that...

>
>" Not that way..." Tenchi said.

Ash: (Tenchi) No, do it this way!  On all fours in the maid's outfit!  I thought 
we discussed this last night!

>
>" Togepi may be a egg Pokemon but she's not all the way egg!" Misty said.

Masato: Enough of one to make a nice omelet!
Misty: I don't think you'd want to eat an omelet with a foot sticking out of it.
Ash: Feed it to Goku.  He'll eat anything!
Brock: He likes it!  Hey, Goku!

>
>" Not to me!!" Ryoko laughed.

Ash: (Ryoko) To me, there are only two possibilities: over easy or sunny-side 
up.
Misty: Yeah, well how'd you like it if I had some fried cabbit with those eggs?
Masato: You touch a hair on her cute, fluffy little head, I'll rip off your face 
and use it as a napkin!
Brock: Oh, *now* you want to fight!

>
>" Go Poliwag! Doubleslap her good!" Misty yelled. Poliwag had heard Misty and 
>obeyed.

Brock: (Ayeka) Well, how do you like *our* Pokemon!   Ryo-oh-ki, carrot smack of 
happiness, now!

>	
>" Ouch! What'd you do that for, huh? You are a brat!" Ryoko yelled.

Brock: (Misty) I did it because my Nunzilla told me to!
Ash: (Misty) Because starvation is a problem that affects all of us.

>
>" Hey! What's all the racket?" Kiyone said.
>

Misty: (Ayeka) I thought it would be funny if I played my Black Sabbath record 
at 78 rpm!
Ash: (Ayeka) The cops are just busting us for "the stuff."

>
>" Oh, are you Galaxy Police First Class Detective Kiyone Makibi?" Brock asked.

Masato: (Kiyone) I am if you're not Brock Rock, Gym Leader of Veridian City!
Misty: And how have *you* heard of her?
Ash: She always knew that centerfold in Playbeing would come back to haunt 
her...

>
>" Oh! SO you've heard of me?" Kiyone said.

Brock: (Brock) No, but I got your number off the bathroom wall of the rest stop 
on Ganymede.

>
>" Ah oh! Here we go again," Misty said getting ready to pull Brock's ear.

Misty: (Misty) I'll grab the hose.  Kiyone, you've got pepper-spray, right?

>
>" A-," Brock said right before Misty pulled his ear.

Masato: ...off, revealing an oddly-dressed Robin Williams!
Ash: So *that's* why your jokes haven't sucked so badly lately!

>
>" Get away Brock!" Misty said.

Masato: (Brock) No!  She hasn't frisked me yet!  I'll let her be the bad cop!  
She can even use her handcuffs!  The pink, fuzzy ones!

>
>It was dinnertime and the girls were still mad at each other.

Misty: (Sasami) Ryo-oh-ki, I'm never speaking to you again!  Go choke on a 
carrot!
Brock: (Ryo-oh-ki) Meow-meow-mew-mow-meow!
Masato: Brock, you just had her say, "Go eat rutabagas in the onsen at 
midnight!"

>After the "red-
>haired brat" incident

Misty: What, Gene Starwind's there?!
Masato: No, that would be red-haired perv.

>Misty never sat next to Ayeka or Ryoko. Sasami was still 
>mad at sister.

Ash: For whacking her on the knuckles with the ruler!
Misty: (Ayeka) No running in the convent!
Brock: (Ayeka) I'll teach her...  The four apostles John, Paul, George, and 
Ringo...

>Sasami was so mad at Ayeka she forgot serve Ayeka her dinner! 
>Ayeka waited impatiently for her food.

Misty: Because we all know just how lazy and helpless those Juraian princesses 
can be!
Masato: Wow, then tight leather pants must be like an elixir of life to those 
girls!
Brock: Dude, would it matter if I told you to shut up?
Masato: I mean whips are like Energizer batteries for them!
Misty: Please shut up.  Seriously.
Masato: I've still got scars!!
Ash: All right all ready!!! (stamps on his foot *real* hard)
Masato: (starts) Sorry, did I drift off again?
Brock: Yeah, bad this time.

>Finally, Sasami sat down. Ayeka glared 
>at Sasami who was eating her noodle soup. Ayeka tapped her fingers and stomped 
>her feet

Misty: Hey, she's doing a square dance!
Masato: Or a polka...

>but Sasami didn't see why Ayeka was so mad.

Ash: (Ayeka) Sasami, this is the tenth time this week, and it's only Tuesday!  I 
need food!
Brock: (Sasami) Not until you give up your claim to the throne and your makeup 
kit!

>Finally, Ayeka stood up.
>
>" SASAMI! WHATEVER HAPPENED TO MY DINNER?" Ayeka screamed.

Misty: (Sasami) Same thing that happened to Baby Jane!
Masato: (Sasami, sarcastically) Well, I don't know, Ayeka!  Maybe Jimmy Hoffa's 
eating it in the endzone at the Meadowlands!

>
>" I guess I was so mad at you that I forgot that you were alive," Sasami said.

Ash: (Sasami) But thanks for screaming in my ear, you really jogged my memory!

>Sasami sat up to cook more rice and noodles. She had got out her frying pan and 
>started frying.

Misty: Because that's all you really can do with a frying pan.  What do you 
think, Fukui?
Masato: (Fukui) Yeah, that's about right there, Bob!

>Ayeka waited nearly an hour for her noodles and rice. Finally 
>Ayeka sat up.

Brock: Because she was standing on her head before, you see.  Trying to break 
the world record.
Ash: Sad what one can do with her free time...

>
>"SASAMI! I WAITED AN HOUR AND MY DINNER AND STILL NO DINNER!" Ayeka yelled.
>

Misty:  Owwwwww!  Geez, that's like a wedgie in my brain!
Masato:  And then, those words  get stuck in your head!
Brock: If it wasn't for my horse...  If it wasn't for my horse...

>" Let's see the problem... Ah ha! I forgot to plug in the rice!" Sasami said 
>plugging in the cord.

Ash: Geez, you've got to plug in every single grain?!
Masato: Dammit, now even the rice has TV's in it!  They can't even take a bath 
without taking six or seven TV's with them!  They've got them in the shirt 
cupboard, and eating Ayeka's jam!  Oh, I can see a couple peeking out of Ayeka's 
kimono!  Why doesn't Tenchi do something about this?!  Gyahh!!
Misty: *Very* obscure reference...

>
>Ayeka then knocked over the table.

Misty: No, no, that's not how you do the trick!  You've got to pull out the 
table*cloth*!

>She stomped her feet and tapped her fingers 
>on the wall impatiently.

Masato: Hold it, is she trying to tell us something?  What's that, Ayeka?  Ash's 
fallen down the well?!
Misty and Brock: Leave him!
Ash: Hey!
Misty: Hold it, that's Morse Code!  Her ship's taking on water!

>She stomped up and down the stairs. She watched T.V. 
>madly. She got up again and began stomping up and down the stairs again. She 
>went to the kitchen still finding Sasami cooking her dinner. She sat down and 
>started crying.

Brock: She saw a ball!  See the ball bounce, Ayeka!  Bounce, ball, bounce!

>
>" Whatever did I do to you Sasami? Why is it taking so long?" Ayeka cried.
>

Ash: (Sasami) You remember last week, when I told you not to touch the remote?  
Well, you did!  And you moved it all of an inch, damn you!
Misty: Don't stand between Sasami and her TRL!
Masato: You'll eat toe jam and dust bunnies for a week after!

>" Ayeka! DO you know now how I felt when you yelled? I was so hurt I cooked 
>everybody else dinner but you so you would apologize! But I went down the wrong 
>path.

Misty: (Sasami) I'm becoming a Mormon!
Brock: (Sasami) I should've taken the path less traveled, for it would have made 
all the difference...
Masato: And now she has miles to go before she sleeps...

>I should've cooked you dinner. I'm sorry," Sasami apologized.

Misty: Sasami's the only person I know who can discuss the moral ramifications 
of cooking rice...

>
>" You are forgiven," Ayeka said.

Brock: (Ayeka) But next time you do it, I'm cutting your hands off.

>
>Sasami gave Ayeka her dinner and Sasami and Ayeka looked at each other in 
>bliss.

All: Gyah!!!
Masato: Well, as long as they're not tongue kissing, I'll be okay...

>Ayeka started her dinner as everyone went to sleep. 
>
>" Hey! Sasami? Can you kick me up a snack before bed?" Ash asked.

Ash: (announcer) It's up, it's in the air, and.......... IT'S GOOD!!!
Brock: Wow, I thought everyone was asleep!  He must be sleep snacking!
Misty: (Sasami) It's two in the morning!  No, you cannot have a peanut butter 
and sardine sandwich!

>
>" What would you like?" Sasami asked.
>
>" Rice balls please!" Ash said.

Masato: (Ash) And don't forget to plug in the rice this time!!
Misty: (Sasami) Great, just add five hours to the cooking time!

>
>Sasami cooked rice balls and gave them to Ash.
>
>" Wow! It seems this one's better than Brock's!" Ash said feeling elation in 
>his body. 

Masato: This one's so wrong, too!  Is she trying to invoke our wrath?
Ash: Then again, fruit bat street pizza would taste better than Brock's cooking!
Brock: (looming) What did you say?!?!
Ash: Nothing...

>
>" See ya in the morning!" Ash said as he went upstairs.
>

Masato: (Sasami) Ash, it *is* morning!  You've kept me up cooking for six hours!
Brock: Little did he know that he wouldn't wake up in the morning, as the rice 
balls were laced with arsenic.
Misty: And everyone mourned for five minutes and left, the end.
Brock: So, what's on Raw?

>" Sasami, thank you for the dinner, good night!" Ayeka said placing her bowl in 
>the sink.

Ash: (Sasami) More dishes for me to wash?  When can I sleep?!
Misty: (Ayeka) Shut up and get back in the basement!  The furnace is dying down!

>
>" Good night, Ayeka," Sasami said.
>
>The next day Ayeka was up cranky. Her hair was all messed up and her pajamas 
>were crinkled.

Masato: Hold it, she slept in *only* a copy of the Tokyo Times Sunday Edition?!  
Damn, why couldn't I have been there?!
Brock: Because you've had your turn at her.  Leave some for the rest of us.  
Some like Michelle.
Masato: Fine.  Take her!
Brock: What's that supposed to mean?!
Masato: Apparently, it means you're an idiot.

>Everybody looked at her surprised. Ryoko didn't seem surprised 
>for a reason. Ayeka's eyes were as red as a rose.

Misty: Ayeka, I think you got a hold of Sasami's contacts by accident.
Masato: You know, these days, a good graphics program can take that right out.

>She was walking very slowly. 
>She got to the couch and started sleeping. 
>
>" Gee, I wonder why Ayeka is so tired," Sasami said.

Masato: I think you're a little young to know about that yet, Sasami.
Misty: (Mihoshi) Yes, I wonder, Tenchi.  Do you have any idea, eh?  Nudge, 
nudge?

>
>"HAHAHAHAHAHA!" Ryoko laughed.
>
>"Ryoko? Why are you laughing?" Sasami asked angry.
>" I woke Ayeka up at six o' clock A.M. and messed her up and everything!"

Brock: (Ryoko) Yeah, we went and found the stuff from the money room!  I was up 
for five hours whacking her with the pillow because I thought she was turning 
into a giant lizard!

>Ryoko 
>said laughing.
>
>" WHAT?!" Sasami said madly.

Misty: (Ryoko) But Ryo-oh-ki dared me!
Ash: (Sasami) And you didn't come and get me?!  I wanted to test out my new bull 
horn!

>
>" Uh-oh..." Ryoko said.
>
>They heard a step from the couch. Ayeka's eyes were redder than a minute ago.

Masato: (Ayeka) Please, help!  My eyes are bleeding!  I accidentally saw a 
picture of Chibi-Usa!

>
>" BE QUIET! I, AYEKA, AM TRYING TO SLEEP!" Ayeka yelled.
>Ryoko and Sasami moved to the yard followed by the others.

Misty: You know, there's a magical item upstairs that helps in such cases!  It's 
called a "bed!"  It's almost like a soft place for your body to rest and regain 
energy or something!
Masato: (Tenchi) "Bed?"  What's that?  We only have TV's here!
Brock: (Sasami) What the?  There's nothing out here!  Ayeka, you said there'd be 
a carnival with cotton candy out here!

>
>" Ryoko! Why would you do something like that?" Tenchi yelled.
>

Masato: (Ryoko) Because I saw it written on the walls in blood!
Misty: (Ryoko) Because I want to know what it sounds like when doves cry.
Ash: (Ryoko) Because Misty's a JERKHEAD!
Misty: STUPID!!

>" Well..." Ryoko said.
>
>" Well what?" Tenchi yelled.
>
>" Well... You don't want to know!" Ryoko yelled disappearing.

Misty: (Ryoko) It involves whips, jumper cables, and lime jello.
Brock: (Tenchi) Wait, Ryoko!  You must return immediately, lest you desert me 
amidst an epistemological quandary of immense proportions!

>
>As Tenchi ran, a girl with brown hair was arriving. 
>

Misty: Keiko?
Ash: Mako-chan?
Brock: Yumi?  Oh, please, let it be the cute one!
Masato: If it's Precis, can I kick her?

>" Hi, I'm Sakura. I got lost finding the dash card, have you seen a skinny 
>puppy?" Sakura asked. 

Misty: That's the most unexpected thing to hear from someone I just met.
Ash: Ranks right on up there with, "Have you received any cheese in the mail 
today?"

>
>"It must have gone by while Ryoko and I were fighting!" Tenchi said.
>
>" Come inside!" Sasami said.

Misty: (Sasami) You're not going to tear out my lungs with a big spork and make 
bagpipes out of them, are you?
Ash: (Sakura) Ummmm............... Of course not...
Masato: Hey, that name looks a lot like... oh, what's her name... Sakuya!
Brock: (low growling noise)  That bitch... will DIE!

>
>As they walked in, Ayeka was drooling. 

Masato: Oh, how sweet!  She was looking at another picture of me!
Brock: Someone must have hit her over the head a couple of times with a Stiltson 
wrench...

>
>" WHAT IS THIS NEWCOMER DOING HERE?" Ayeka roared.

Misty: Ayeka, say it, don't spray it.
Masato: (Tenchi) We were just getting together a bunch of people so that we can 
do the Time Warp again.  Is there a problem, Princess?
Brock: Oh, you know she's perfect as Magenta.

>
>" Ayeka, she got lost as well as the others!" Sasami said.
>

Masato: Apparently, no one in anime has ever heard of something called a map!
Ash: Dude, what the hell is that?
Misty: Oh, we all know Ash gets lost the best of anyone!

>" Umm... Sorry to bother you," Sakura said.
>
>" Sorry, Ayeka cranky today because of an incident," Sasami said.

Brock: (Sasami) Me lose brain?  Uh-oh!
Misty: (Sasami) Why I laugh?

>Sasami got Sakura to sit down and eat.

Masato: (Sasami) Here come the plane flying into the hangar!
Misty: (Sasami) Here comes the choo-choo into the station!
Ash: (Sakura) I can do it myself, thank you.  And it's a bit cramped in this 
high-chair.

>As Misty was approaching, Ayeka got back 
>up and yelled.
>
>" RED HAIRED BRAT!" Ayeka yelled.

Ash: (Misty) JERKHEAD!
Misty: (Ayeka) STUPID!

>
>" OH YEAH! PURPLE HEAD!" Misty yelled.

Masato: (Brock) Misty, I doubt that insult's going to do much to her self-
esteem.  You've gone from insulting her to stating blunt facts.
Ash: (Misty) You've got a long kimono!  Yeah, how you like that, bi-yatch?

>
>" WHAT? YOU'RE A BRAT?" Ayeka laughed.

Ash: She acts like this is news to her!
Misty: (Misty) And you've got really small shoes!

>
>" Here we go," Tenchi said walking in the room.

Brock: (Mills Lane) Now, I don't wanna see any weird teleporting crap in this 
arena, and I don't want to see any unsanctioned use of pokemon in my ring!  What 
I want to see is a good, clean fight!  Now, let's get it on!

>
>" ALIEN!" Misty laughed.

Ash: (Misty) Face-hugger!
Masato: Yes, please!

>
>" POKEMON..." Ayeka paused.
>
>" What did you say?" Ash said running into the room.

Misty: (Ayeka) I said, Digimon's better!
Masato: (Ayeka) That Tai's just so damn cute!

>
>" I said your friend here is a POKEMON..." Ayeka said forgetting the last word.
>

Masato: (Ash) No, that's a woman.  That's a house.  That's a fish.

>" What's going on?" Ryoko yelled.
>
>" Yeah! I called her an alien! That's right purple hair!" Misty laughed.	

Misty: (Misty) In retrospect, it wasn't the best insult I've ever had.
Brock: (Misty) You durn skippy, breathes every second or so!

>
>" What makes you think Juraians are aliens?" Ryoko yelled.

Masato: Might it be the energy blasts?  Or maybe it's the talking logs!  No, 
wait!  It's gotta be the cat/rabbit thing that turns into a spaceship!

>
>" Why? Gotta a problem with that?" Misty teased.

Ash: Gotta A catch 'em all!
Misty: (Ayeka) Yeah, two a problems!  A, you're a an idiot, and B, you can't 
talk your way out of a a paper bag!

>
>Sasami walked in the kitchen holding a drum and drumstick. She bonked the drum 
>and everybody got quiet. They all looked at each other in joy, because it was 
>breakfast.

Masato:  What, they were going to eat the drum?  I know Sasami's a good cook, 
but I don't know how she'd go about seasoning a sheet of leather.
Brock: Oh, come on!  Just a bit of cilantro and thyme...
Ash: *Urf...*  Is that what we had for dinner last night...?

>They all crowded in the kitchen, even Nobiyuki and Yosho. Sasami 
>glared at her sister. Ayeka, of course, did not notice with all the food on the 
>table.

Misty: She especially didn't notice when Sasami snuck up behind her with the 
butcher's knife!
Masato: And in that manner, she killed them all and got the house to herself...
Brock: The end.  So, what's on Raw?

>Ryoko saw Sasami glaring at Ayeka, so seeing this made Ryoko laugh. 

Masato: (Ryoko) Her veins are bulging out of her forehead as though they're 
about to burst!  That's funny!  I'll laugh!

>Everybody looked at her in surprise and went back to eating. Ayeka was angry at 
>Ryoko's manners. She stood up.

Masato: (Ayeka) Ryoko, how many times have I told you that you have to tell your 
crude, vulgar jokes to the rest of us?!
Misty: (Ayeka) How dare you have a personality!

>
>" Ryoko! Mind your manners!" Ayeka said.
>
>" When did you care?" Ryoko said.

Ash: (Ayeka) Since last time, you remember?  The butterscotch pudding and the 
gaggle of geese?

>
>" Right now!" Ayeka said.
>
>Just then, Sakura disappeared.

Misty: The animator must have suffered a sudden, fatal heart attack.  The 
cartoon threat was no more...
Brock: Wait, if CLAMP's dead, there'll be no more Chobits!  Noooooooo!!  No 
gratuitous fanservice!

>They looked and looked for her, but not even 
>Yosho could find her. They looked in the lake,

Ash: Because we all know how Don Ryoko loves to make people sleep with the 
fishes.
Misty: And while they were there, they came across Mutio, who had gotten lost 
after her sub blew up.
Masato: (Carl) Get outta my frickin' pool!

>the forest,

Misty: Where they found Inu Yasha, who got lost after falling in this weird well 
thing.

>and the whole 
>household

Masato: Where they found Sakuya, who got lost looking for another hapless 
victim.
Brock: What?!  Where's my shotgun?!?!  (Kill, kill, kill...)

>for Sakura. They all gave up and Washu had a sudden idea. 
>
>" Ah hah! They might be in my lab!" Washu said.

Ash: Or, they might be in the washing machine.  Anything's possible, really.
Misty: (Washu) I hope I remembered to put the Horrible Beast from Alpha Centauri 
back in its cage.
Brock: (Washu) I'd hate to find a puddle of Sakura on the floor when I get back.

>
>Washu went to look alone because nobody bothered to enter the lab at this time 
>of day. Washu entered her lab and saw Sakura under her chair.

Masato: Oh, I get it!  She must have found where Sasami hid the stuff!
Misty: (Sakura) I've got to stay under here or the giant VHS tapes'll get me!
Ash: Where's Buster?!

>Sakura had a 
>staff with a star at the end. She was whispering some words and then suddenly, 
>a skinny little puppy like thing turned into a card.

Misty: Which made Ryo-oh-ki feel extremely paranoid.
Brock: Odie, nooooo!  All he did was get lost looking for his tail!

>Washu was puzzled. As 
>Sakura was passing by, she saw Washu. 
>
>" Did you see me?" Sakura asked.

Brock: (Washu) Yes, more than we really wanted to.
Misty: (Sakura) Would you happen to have seen the Fashion Sense Card?  These 
frilly ball gowns for battles are starting to get on my nerves...

>
>" Yeah! Cool!" Washu said.
>
>" You a scientist or something?" Washu asked curiously. 

Misty: (Washu) Because I'm better than you.  I solved the common cold *and 
didn't tell anyone!*  That's just how good I am!

>
>"Nope," Sakura said.
>
>Washu and Sakura soon became good friends.

Masato: Over the next five or so minutes.
Ash: Sounds about right.  They should be sleeping together by dinner time.

>Well, Ayeka and Misty wouldn't be an 
>example of improving friends. The 'red haired brat' incident and the ' purple 
>haired alien' incidents keep coming.

Ash: Until Misty eventually realizes that she could just call Ayeka a dork and 
be done with it!

>Tenchi, well, he is just fine.

Brock: Great, even the author's jumping onto the bandwagon!  How the hell does 
he get all those chicks?!

>Mihoshi, 
>they have no clue where she is. 

Ash: Then again, *she* has no idea where she is.
Masato: Just follow the trail of stupid.  There, you'll find her.

>
>" MIHOSHI!" Sasami called.
>
>" YEAH?" Mihoshi said.
>
>" LUNCH!" Sasami said.

Misty: (Lunch) Yeah!  Sorry to barge in, but I got lost!
Brock: Quick, hide the pepper!

>
>"Okay!" Mihoshi said arriving just in time to start munching with the others.
>

Masato: Okay, I'm sorry, but that didn't sound right at all whatsoever!
Misty: Come read Newcomers with good ol' fashioned girl-on-girl action!
Brock: Naiyami Kasaki: We put the "come" in "Newcomers!"
Misty: Dude, I thought you were going to behave yourself!
Brock: Well, I couldn't let it go by twice.  I've got standards...

>Ayeka and Misty were never good to each other. Ryoko looked very suspicious. 
>Sasami was still angry at Ryoko because what she did. Ryo-ohki was never 
>begging for carrots.

Masato: Welcome to a dimension not of sight or of sound, but of bad plot.  You 
have now entered... the OOC zone...

>
>" Ryoko? Where's Ryo-ohki?" Sasami asked.
>
>" Ummm.... Maybe the carrot fields," Ryoko answered.

Ash: Or, maybe in the cabinet underneath the sink.  It's really kind of hit and 
miss at this point.
Misty: She could even be in the dryer, with Sakura.  I suppose anything's 
possible.

>
>Right Ryoko was. Ryo-ohki was caught on Washu's experimental camera. When they 
>actually got to the carrot fields Ryo-ohki was as fat as manatee.

Masato: Hold it, Naiyami!  Now, you're just spouting out random words!  Sorry, 
but this is an intervention.

>Every single 
>carrot was gone and Sasami looked at Ryo-ohki. Ryo-ohki smiled in a way she 
>knew Sasami was angry with her.

Ash: Apparently, the working title of the fic was, "Piss Off Sasami, the Pink-
Eyed Ferret."  They just changed it around so that it'd make more sense to have 
all these characters show up.

>
>" Ryo-ohki! You just ruined our dinner," Sasami sighed.
>

Ash: (Sasami) Because that's all we eat around here.  Carrots.
Masato: Yeah, Sasami makes the best carrot and foie gras souffl�!

>" Myaaaa! Myaaaa!" Ryo-ohki said walking to the shrine.

Misty: Or, in this case, waddling to the shrine.
Masato: I suppose she was trying to pray off some of the fat.
Ash: (Ryo-oh-ki) Oh, Lord, please help me to fit into that dress I bought for 
Friday night!

>When they got back home, they caught Misty and Ayeka fighting again.

Brock: And Ayeka just gave up trying to reason with Misty and had bitten off her 
ear.

>They all 
>just sighed and let them fight. Tenchi woke up and yelled. Ayeka heard and ran 
>up to his bed.

Misty: (Ayeka) What's wrong, Lord Tenchi?  Do you want me to jump in with you?  
I promise I'll take off all my clothes before I do!

>
>" Lord Tenchi? What's wrong?" Ayeka asked.
>
>" Nothing..." Tenchi answered.

Ash: (Tenchi) I just had that dream again about the rubber pizzas!
Misty: (Tenchi) This has been a test of the Emergency Tenchi System.  Had this 
been a real emergency, I would have continued screaming like a woman until my 
hoarse voice gave out.

>Ayeka ran back downstairs and found Ryoko gone. Sakura was sampling Sasami's 
>cooking while Brock, Ash, and Misty were eating. Ryoko then appeared and took 
>Ayeka somewhere nobody knew where.

Masato: (Naiyami) I swear, not even I knew where they went!  Don't know what it 
looked like, either.  Don't know why anyone would care about those sorts of 
things, anyway.  This is a fanfic, not the great American novel!
Misty: (Mentok) But I know, because I know everything!  I'm Mentok, the Mind-
taker!  They're inside a cream donut outside of Burbank!
Ash: And then, Vash came along and ate them, the end.
Brock: So, what's on Raw?

>Ryoko then did something that Ayeka fell 
>asleep. Ryoko then crimpled her pajamas and messed up her hair. Ryoko then put 
>Ayeka in the kitchen.

Brock: Okay, at this point, I think that Ayeka's just using Ryoko as an excuse 
to suppress memories of an alien abduction.

>Goku sensed Ryoko there and yelled. Ryoko appeared and 
>laughed. Sasami glared at Ryoko. 

Misty: I'm sorry, Sasami, but you don't have the ability to look threatening.  
It just ends up making you even more cute!

>
>" RYOKO! What did Ayeka do to you?" Sasami said angrily.

Ash: (Ryoko) She stole my favorite Steely Dan record!
Brock: (Ryoko) She video taped me in the shower and sold copies of it on the 
internet!

>
>" I don't want to talk about it, okay?" Ryoko said disappearing.
>Goku, Sasami, Ash, Tenchi, Misty, Brock, Mihoshi, Yosho, Kiyone, and Nobiyuki 
>looked at each other. They all continued eating. 

Ash: They all continued partaking of generic actions and saying things like, 
"Nice weather today!" and "I like water!"

>
>" Where's what's her name?" Misty said.

Misty: (Tenchi) Well, I don't know.  What's her name?

>
>They all looked at each other. Ayeka was looking for Sakura. 
>
>An hour later, they went to Washu.

Masato: (Tenchi) Washu, we lost our Sakura!  Can you make us a new one?
Brock: (Washu) Have you looked everywhere for it?  The roof?  Under the couch?

>They all found her in one of Washu's newest 
>inventions. She was strapped up

Brock: (Ayeka) Oh, we're sorry, Little Washu!  We didn't know you were 
"entertaining company!"  Should we come back later?
Misty: (Washu) Come back later?  You can help!
Ash: Hey, it's too early for the hot girl-on-girl!  It hasn't been five hours 
yet!

>and was telling Washu were to send her. Washu 
>heard where Sakura wanted to go and typed it in. In a flash Sakura was gone. 

Masato: And, with that, a third of the cuteness was sucked from the household.
Misty: Then, a knock came on the door.  This guy, Ashton got lost following a 
rolling barrel!

>Ash, Misty, and Brock ran to Washu telling her to send them to Kanto. She was 
>very annoyed and finally agreed. They all got strapped up and said their last 
>words.

Brock: And those words were, "Washu, this thing better not do what it looks like 
it does!"
Misty: (Washu) I had only meant to use it on Tenchi!  Sorry!

>
>" Ayeka, you may be a little brat but thanks..." Misty said.
>When Ayeka heard Misty's words her eyes sparkled. 

Ash: And then promptly exploded, showering everyone around them with blood and 
eye juice!
Misty: And then, she woke up.  It had all been a dream...

>
>" For doing what?" Ayeka said.
>
>" For teaching me how to meet people from different places," Misty said.

Misty: (Misty) For teaching me how to make up corny morals at the flip of a 
dime!
Ash: (Ayeka) And thanks for showing me that there are people more STUPID than 
Mihoshi on this planet!

>
>" You are welcome," Ayeka cried.
>
>" Thanks for everything!" Ash said.
>

Ash: (Ash) Except for the crappy food, the annoying roommates, the dorky owners, 
the uninspiring decorum, and the unsanitary conditions!

>They all said their good-byes and in a flash disappeared. Finally, Goku was 
>left. He told Washu were to go and thanked Tenchi. Tenchi said good-bye and 
>Goku disappeared.

Brock: With a flash of smoke and a hearty, "Hi ho, Nimbus!"
Masato: ...Only to be replaced by a white tiger and Siegfried and Roy.

>
>Ayeka was very sad that Misty was gone but when the newcomers were gone, there 
>was no more anger. Ayeka always remembered Misty and never forgot.

Misty: And remembered to repeat herself whenever it was humanly possible to 
repeat herself.
Ash: (Ayeka) I remember how that brat thought she was insulting me by calling me 
an alien!

>
>A day later, Tenchi sighed. 
>
>" Well, at least there is peace here now..." he whispered.
>

Masato: If, by peace, you mean six girls trying to get into your pants, 
explosions every five minutes, haywire inventions, daily spaceship raids, and a 
peeping Tom of a father, then you bet!

>" HEY! RYOKO! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING TO TENCHI!" Ayeka said yelling.
>
>" HOW'D YOU KNOW I WAS RIGHT BEHIND TENCHI?" Ryoko asked.
>

Misty: You were making bunny ears on him.  How couldn't I know you were there?

>" I SENSE DANGER NEAR TENCHI! YES! YOU ARE DANGER ALL RIGHT! 
>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Ayeka said.
>
>" WELL YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU ARE MORE DANGEROUS THAN.... THE RYUTEN DEMON!" Ryoko 
>laughed.

Brock: Yes, the obscure reference!  The one thing this fic was missing!  Now, 
it's a complete bunch of ass!

>
>" YOU MONSER!" Ayeka said.
>

Misty: (Ryoko) I don't know what that name is, but it didn't sound good!

>" WHAT? I'M SORRY, I COULDN'T HEAR THE NEW DEMON...WHAT'S THAT?" Ryoko laughed.
>
>"GRRRR...LEAVE TENCHI ALONE!" Ayeka yelled.

Brock: Insert random Tenchi argument here.
Ash: It sounds so familiar to me!  Almost like I've heard it before!

>
>" I take that back...there may be no more visitors for us, but still, I need 
>peace." Tenchi said sighing.

Misty: (Tenchi) Please, someone kill me!
Brock: You want we should whack 'em, Mr. Masaki?
Ash: If I kill you, do I get your women?

>
>" Well, at least you can live with them!" Sasami said coming right beside 
>Tenchi.

Brock: Wait, but she does live with them!  What's she complaining about?
Misty: (Sasami) That's it, I'm going to live with that nice Mr. Spiegel I met a 
while back!  He wouldn't abuse me like these people!
Ash: Just don't spill his egg...

>
>" You're right. At least..." Tenchi said.
>Sasami walked away from Tenchi to try and break up Ayeka and Ryoko. Tenchi 
>sighed and went to the balcony. He looked down and then up.

Masato: Then, he looked at Mr. Frying Pan!
Ash: Seeing no one around, he took the fateful step and plummeted to his death 
in the shrubbery below.

>He walked away to 
>help Sasami.
>~~~~~~~~------------_______----------------~~~~~~~~~~---------------
>___________~~~~~

Brock: That must be Morse Code for, "Don't read this fic or you'll get a 
headache."
Ash: Join us next time on "Newcomers," when Dr. Tofu, Narusegawa, and Uni Puma 
all get lost and end up at the Tsukino house!  It'll be wacky, pointless "fun!"

>	
>DISCLAIMER: I don't own these characters. They belong Pioneer, AIC, Funimation 
>(or whoever owns DBZ), and er...Pioneer again, and Clamp. 
>	

Masato: Let's get the hell outta here...

Reverse Door Sequence

	Outside of the theater, a hospital bed sits, Michelle laying in it asleep.  
The electronic beeping of a heart-rate sounds from the speaker of one of the 
machines hooked to her.  Misty, Brock, Ash, and Masato walk to the bedside and 
look down on her tranquil face.
	"You know, this really was a bit of overkill," Ash says.  "She just took a 
shock to the system."
	"Well, I didn't put her in there," Misty comments.
	"Neither did I," Masato replies.
	"No, it was me," Brock says, tears streaming down his face.  "It was my 
fault that she got put in the bed in the first place."
	"Brock..." Misty comments consolingly.  "Of course it was your fault!  The 
hell were you thinking stuffing her in that closet, anyway?  For chrissake, at 
least use something that she couldn't get Pikachu into!  I mean, a foot locker!  
The bathroom!  A spacesuit!  Geezes, what an idiot...!"
	"Michelle, how can you ever forgive me?!  All I wanted to do was beat the 
crap out of the guy you had a crush on to win your affection!  Was that so 
wrong?!" Brock exclaims, tears streaming down his cheeks.
	"Yes," Michelle comments from where she is laying.  Her eyes had opened 
while Brock was talking and now narrow in anger.
	"But... I thought... you..." Brock stammers, his eyes wide.
	"I put myself in the bed, because I suspected that something like that had 
happened," Michelle explains.  "I figured that you'd confess.  Either that or 
search my pockets for loose change.  Either way, I could catch you in the act.  
And guess what!  I did!"
	"Well, what are you going to do about it?" Brock asks, fear evident in his 
voice.
	"Nothing.  Just drape Masato some more," Michelle replies, throwing her 
arms around Masato's neck.
	"Gods, she doesn't give up," Masato sighs.
	"Drop her, Sci-fi-anime-reject!" Brock exclaims, rushing at the two of 
them.
	"Oh, would that I could," Masato replies.  He pulls himself from 
Michelle's grip and moves quickly to the other side of the room, where he 
straightens his outfit.  "Well, I guess I'll be going sometime soon.  I'd like 
to say that it's been fun, but the fanfic sucked too much."
	"Masato, before you leave," Misty says, walking to the desk.  "We got 
together between here and the theater and chipped in to buy you a little gift."  
She reaches under the countertop and pulls out a Casio twelve inch color 
television set.
	"A... TV?" Masato asks, clearly floored.
	"Yes, now will you shut the hell up about the frickin' TV's?!" Misty 
exclaims.
	From the bathroom, the sound of the toilet flushing suddenly fills the 
bridge.  Everyone looks at the closed door, surprised.  Masato reaches in his 
pocket and pulls out a previously concealed blaster apprehensively.  He moves to 
stand in front of the door with his aim trained on whatever would come out of 
the room.
	"How could anyone get in here, anyway?  We're in the middle of space!" 
Misty asks quietly.  Masato puts his finger to his mouth, effectively silencing 
her.  Suddenly, the door swings open and a man with a pink shirt, blue tie, and 
a brown afro stands in the doorway.
	"The hell?" Ash asks, confused.
	"Nabeshin?" Masato asks.
	"Masato?!" Nabeshin asks back at him.
	"Damn, Nabeshin, long time, no see!" Masato exclaims, putting his blaster 
away and patting the man on the back.
	"Yeah, dude!  How've you been?!" Nabeshin exclaims back at him.
	"Dead!  For a while now!" Masato replies, pointing at the halo hovering 
inches above his head.
	"Really!  Yeah, I've been there a couple of times," Nabeshin says. "Why 
didn't you get I'z-san to reset you, anyway?"
	"Well, it'd just be a bunch of paperwork.  Besides, I needed the dramatic 
effect," Masato comments, scratching the back of his head.
	"The hell?" Brock asks, as confused as Ash.
	"So, what's Space Butler been up to after all these years?" Masato asks.
	"We're just in the middle of something," Nabeshin replies.  "Actually, 
it's good that I ran into you here.  There's a massive armada of five thousand 
Venusian battle cruisers poised to take over the Earth.  The two of us are the 
only ones left of the old GP crew, and we've got to take out the lot of 'em."
	"What?!  They got old Mac?!" Masato exclaims.
	"Yeah, they got him and only left his still-breathing lips.  His last 
words were, 'tell Masato he still owes me five bucks,'" Nabeshin replies 
solemnly.
	"NO!!!  Not old Mac!" Masato exclaims.
	"The hell?" Misty asks, really, really confused.
	"So, how 'bout it, partner?  You want to help us kick some Venusian ass?!" 
Nabeshin exclaims.
	"Hell, yeah!  If only for old Mac!" Masato exclaims back at him.
	The two begin to run or the airlock when Misty calls after them, "Masato, 
wait!  You forgot your TV!"
	"What?"  Masato replies, turning back.  "Oh, right."   He walks back and 
picks up his TV.  When Nabeshin catches sight of it, his eyes shoot open.
	"WHAT?!  Masato, where did you get that?!"  he asks.
	"These guys just gave it to me," Masato replies.
	"Do you know what this IS?!?!" Nabeshin exclaims.  Masato shakes his head.  
"This is the Universe Beam Ship Destroyer Item of Prosperity!  We can win the 
war easily with this!"
	"Excellent!  Let's go blow some stuff up!"  Masato exclaims.
	"Just like old times!" Nabeshin exclaims.  The two get on the ship and fly 
away into the distance, leaving only a trail of vapor in their wake.
	"Ummm... The hell?"  Michelle asks, gaping.   The red Mad's light begins 
flashing, and Michelle presses it without a word.

Deep 251
	The Mads stare blankly into the screen, gaping and confused.
	"The hell?!" Jesse asks.  James's mouth works soundlessly for a moment 
before Jesse says simply, "Chii, press the button."

*BLIP!*
*Fwoosh!*

	And so ends this MSTing!  It took us a while to get it done because we 
could just say *so* much about this fic.  That, and class schedules.  I've still 
got to finish my own MSTing of Lost Worlds, and then I can get on to something 
new and maybe actually interesting!  I've got some ideas of what to work on, and 
I've also got someone that I may do a joint project or two with.  So, it'll all 
work out in the end.  And I just had to put the Excel Saga bit in there at the 
end.  That may be required viewing for any new anime MSTer.  Anyway, I'd like to 
just repeat my warnings from the beginning of the MSTing, i.e. that I don't own 
any of those things, and that Naiyami Kasaki owns this fic.  Craig owns Masato, 
and who knows?  We may use someone different for the next co-MSTing we do.  I 
own Michelle, and she *will* be here next time.  As for Nabeshin and Space 
Butler, I don't know if they'll be in every MSTing from here on out.  Also, I'd 
like to comment one more time to Naiyami, we tried reaching you.  Apparently, 
your addy on GenSao is wrong.  But anyway, that's all you'll hear out of me this 
time.  Later!

MST3K created by:
Joel Hodgeson

MST3K owned by:
Best Brains, Inc.

Original fic by:
Naiyami Kasaki

MSTing by:
M.H. Torringjan and Craig "Black Seventeen" Norris

>
>"SASAMI! I WAITED AN HOUR AND MY DINNER AND STILL NO DINNER!" Ayeka yelled.
>
>" Let's see the problem... Ah ha! I forgot to plug in the rice!" Sasami said 
>plugging in the cord.

Keep circulating the fanfics!