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Chibi-Usa Loses Her Virginity

A Sailor Moon Lemon MSTing

MSTing by: M.H.Torringjan and J.L. Irving

Original story by: Hent-Eye

	This story is not mine. Neither are the characters in it. Neither are most 
of the characters doing the riffing. Neither is the show that I based this upon. 
Neither are the products which I may mention during the duration of the MSTing. 
There. That's said. Let's get on with it.

Roll season X opening

	Tom Servo, the President of Nicaragua, hid behind the crate, wishing that 
it would give more protection. He had been hit in various places five times, and 
was injured to the point of death. He didn't care. All he had to do was grab the 
flag of the attackers, and he would be safe.
	Mike Nelson, the President of Cameroon, ducked back behind his shield as 
he evaded the fire of another enemy. He took a quick look at the other shield to 
see who was shooting at him. As soon as the fog cleared, he could see Michelle 
sitting in front of the shield, guarding their base. She took a couple of pot 
shots at Mike to try and hit him. She missed, but she got him when he jumped out 
to taunt her.
	Crow stood at his base, shooting at the crate where he knew that the 
president of Nicaragua was hiding. The President seemed to be sitting, waiting 
for something. Crow didn't have any idea for what, so he didn't care.
	Michelle sat behind her base, trying to hit the other President as if her 
life depended on it. Actually, it did, so she kept on with what she was doing. 
Just as she felt the final, death-dealing blow hit her, a red light flashed from 
above, and the playing ground was barraged with judgement from far above. 
Everyone was hit enough times to kill them.
	Gypsy slithered onto the playing field and got everyone's attention. "The 
game is over," she said. "The Mads are calling."
	Everyone stood up and turned their laser tag packs off. They wished that 
the Mads could have at least let them finish their game. As they took off the 
packs, Mike pushed the red flashing button.

Deep 13

	"Hey! Where'd you find those laser tag packs?" Frank asked as the Mads 
noticed the Satelliters taking off the equipment. 

	"We found it in a crate marked 'yard sale junk'," Mike said in response.

	"Well, put it back! We're going to be selling those some day!" Forrester 
yelled back. "Anyway, we're going through our annual inventory, and we need some 
help from up there. Could you send us an inventory of what all is on the ship?"

	Mike hastily scribbled some things down on a piece of paper and shoved it 
down the Umbilicus to the Mads.

	"Now, see there, Frank? They're perfectly in favor of the idea, and are 
cooperating completely," Forrester said as he took the sheet of paper out of the 
port. "This didn't have to be like pulling..." Forrester trailed off as he 
looked at what was written on the paper. "Four robots, two humans, and a 
projector?!" Forrester exclaimed incredulously. "So, this is going to have to 
hurt someone. Probably you! You remember what I do to disobedient children? I 
punish them! Enjoy your lemon fic for the day. It's not as bad as Oscar, but 
it's worse than 'Lita's Adventure'! It's called, 'Chibi-Usa Loses Her 
Virginity', and you really won't be able to figure out who it is that gets it 
from her!"

	"With our luck, it'll probably be Mamoru," Michelle said. Just then, the 
fanfic sign lights and sirens started going off.
	"We've got fanfic sign!" everyone yelled as they rushed in the doors.

Door 6: It's a plastic trash bag. You rip through it and brush the trash out of 
your way.

Door 5: It's a wall of stone. You break through it with a jackhammer.

Door 4: It's a big match head. Someone strikes it and you wait for it to burn 
out.

Door 3: It's a castle gate, which falls and misses your feet by inches.

Door 2: It's a coffee bean. You throw water on it and it shrinks to nothingness.

Door 1: It's a vault door. You turn the handle and the door swings open easily.

>ChibiUsa Loses Her Virginity
>By: Hent-Eye
>Hey, look, this story contains graphic child sex and incest,

Michelle: It's the Oedipus Rex of the nineties!

>if you don't like it
>(or if you're a minor)

Tom: Or, if you don't like that sort of thing.
Crow: (Austin Powers) That's not my bag, baby!

>don't read it. If the idea of ChibiUsa and Mamoru fucking
>wildly turns you on however, READ ON!

Crow: I feel ill.
Mike: Look at it this way. It can't be worse than "Artemis's Lover".

>ChibiUsa opened Mamoru's door that afternoon.

Tom: And on her way in, she tripped over the foot stool!
Rest: (Hum theme to Dick Van Dyke)

>She always went to his cozy 
>apartment instead of home because she didn't particuarly care for Usagi.

Crow: She was never good enough in bed.
Michelle: You're asking for it.

>However, Mamoru... Just thinking of him made her heart race and gave her a 
>peculiar tingling in her stomach.

Mike: Diarrhea is like a storm raging inside you.

>Mamoru had been in his livingroom, watching a hentai film when he heard his
>door creak open.

Tom: (Mamoru) Would you excuse me? I'm trying to make a lemon fic in here!
Michelle: Okay, guys, it's porn trigger number three-hundred and forty-two!

>He quickly shut the TV,

Michelle: I never really pictured Mamoru as a television repair man.

>knowing it was probably CHibiUsa coming home from 
>school. He sat down and put a blanket over his lap so his hardon wouldn't be as 
>noticable. He was still horny as hell, though, and desperatly wanted to finish 
>masturbating.

Crow: What is this, a CATS fic?
Mike: No, it's missing the measurements.

>ChibiUsa pranced into the living room.
>"Konichiwa, Mamo-chan!" She shouted, jumping onto his lap and hugging him. 
>She snuggled up close to him, and felt her stomach flutter.

Michelle: (Chibi-Usa) I've got butterflies in my stomach.
Tom: (Mamoru) I've got butterflies in my lower regions.

>"k-k-k-onnichiwa, ChibiUsa..." Mamoru stuutered as she snuggled close to him. 
>For some reason, his future daughter being so close to him was turning him on. 

Mike: I sense something deeply wrong on the way. 

>As she wriggled around trying to get comfortable, she unknowingly was 
>stimulating him, making his desires increase.

Crow: (Mamoru) I've got to get some ice cream, QUICK!!

>"Mamo-chan, I love you " she said.
>"How do you know it's love, ChibiUsa?" he asked.
>"Because I always get this wonderful tingling in my belly when I think of 
>you..."
> She told him

Tom: (Chibi-Usa) I'm sorry, I meant when I think of cotton candy.

>Mamoru's desires were raging now hat

Michelle: The narrarator's started talking to a hat.
Tom: Better to a hat than to us.
Crow: Wrong head...
Mike: Crow!

>he knew she had sexual feelings for him 
>too. He decided to be daring. 
>"Those feelings don't come from your stomach, ChibiUsa, they come from here." 

Tom: (Mamoru) This little implant in the back of your neck, see?

>he said, as he lifted her skirt and put his hand on her little girl pussy. He 
>could feel the pussylips through the fabric of her underware. 
>ChibiUsa drew in a breath when he grasped her pussy. It was like the same 
>feeling

Michelle: ...of overwhelming nausea.

>she always got, but much stronger. As Mamoru pulled his hand away, she 
>said

Mike: (Chibi-Usa) You sick freak! Get away from me!

>"Mamo-chan, do that again, it feels good." "You like that, ChibiUsa?" he asked 
>teasingly. He didn't know what he was getting into.

Tom: Unfortunately, we do.

>nor did he care about the consequences. He now deparately wanted to take his 
>little daughter.

Michelle: Away from the scene so that we don't have to see this.
Mike: To the park for feeding the ducks.

>He brushed

Crow: For the first time in months!

>her pussy again with his fingers, causing her to moan

Michelle: (Chibi-Usa) You sick, molesting bastard!

>"Mamo-chan!" 
>He slid her underware off to reveal her

Tom: ...her stainless steel waistline.
Mike: ...her alien implantation scar.
Crow: ...her huge pen-
Michelle: (slaps Crow before he can finish)

>tiny hairless virgin pussy. He began
>stroking her,

Tom: She began to purr like a kitten.
Mike: She's not Shampoo, Tom.
Crow: (Austin Powers) Saucer of milk, table for two, mrowr!

>and pushed a finger up her

Tom: ...nose.
Michelle: (Chibi-Usa) Up and to the left...

>hole. THis brought more moans from the 
>little girl.
>Then, without a word, he picked her up and carried her into his bedroom.

Crow: Odd how she adds comments from a simple hand gesture , but is completely 
silent when she gets picked up and toted around like firewood. 

>He placed 
>her on the bed and told her to spread her legs. She did as he told her, and he 
>lowered his face

Tom: ...into the nearby electric fan and mutilating his face.

>toward her wet little pussy. His tongue flicked

All: AAAHH! SNAKE!!

>across her clit, making her moan louder and louder.

>"OH!!!! MAMO-CHAN!!! MAMO-CHAN!!!!"

Crow: (Chibi-Usa) No, Mamoru! Stop! Don't you remember what happened to Woody 
Allen?!

>Her looked her in the eyes and said,"Can I take your virginity, ChibiUsa?"
>"Take Me, Mamo-chan!"

Mike: (Chibi-Usa) Take me off-stage!

>She spread her legs wide and he took off his pants and underware.

Tom: Exposing dozens of satanic ritualistic scarrings.
Michelle: Feeling dark are we, Tommy?
Tom: Damn skippy!

>He positioned himself at her entrance

Michelle: When did he find the time to go to her house?
Mike: He does love Serena after all!

>and asked, "ready, ChibiUsa?"
>"YES!" she moaned. He pushed himself

Crow: ...into her face, effectively killing her and the mood at the same time!

>into her hot, tight little pussy. She 
>screamed as she was penetrated by a man for the first time.

Crow: And hopefully, the last time.

>Mamoru pumped in
>and out of his little daughter as she

Tom: ...drew the .45 out from behind her and leveled it with his head.
Mike: Tom, calm down. You're scaring us.

>screamed in pain. He pushed in and out of her again and again. ChibiUsa's 
>moaning grew louder and louder until her muscles constricted and she had her 
>first orgam.

Crow: It's like an orgasm, but not quite!
Mike: Crow! Time out! No more comments like that from you!

>" MAMO-CHAN!" she shouted as waves

Tom: ...of the oncoming tsunami crushed the apartment.
Michelle: Tom, do you need a nap?

>of pleasure passed through her body. He pumped two more strokes and came in 
>her.

Mike: My, but that was abrupt, wasn't it?
Crow: No orgasm or anything!

>They both laid on the bed gasping for breath,

Tom: ...as the air was pumped out of the room.
Crow: Two annoying characters dead for the price of one!

>and fell asleep. Everyday afterschool,
>they both look forward to the wild times...

Mike: ...at the apartment, experimenting with acid and firearms!

>The End

All: YAY!!!

>until I write more I encourage you to send any feedback, comments, death 
threats,

All: DIBS!!!

>flames, credit card numbers or ChibiUsa hentai stories to my email address, 
>hent_eye@hotmail.com

Michelle: My, what an original name for him to have.
Mike: Come on, let's get out of here.

(Reverse door sequence)

	As we look in on the bridge, there's a sheath of papers sitting on the 
desk. Mike, Michelle, and the bots exit the theatre, holding their stomachs.
	"I never thought that I could find a lemon that I liked less than 'Lita's 
Adventure'," Michelle says.
	"How could he?" Crow asks, on the verge of tears. "How could anyone even 
consider trying to combine the two most annoying characters in Sailor Moon into 
one lemon?"
	"But, Melvin wasn't in this fic," Mike says.
	"And we can count our lucky stars about that," Michelle says.
	"I don't care," Tom says non-chalantly. "I just look at it like the story 
never happened."
	"What in the...?" Michelle exclaims. Then, a small fraction of a smile 
crosses her face. "How do you come to that conclusion?"
	"Well, I like time travel paradoxes, and I always look for them," Tom 
says. "I especially pay attention to the Sailor Moon fics that contain Rini for 
inconsistencies. In here, I noticed it the instant that Rini entered the door. 
Darien never knew that Rini was her daughter until after she had left. 
Therefore, he could never have had sex with her while knowing that she was his 
daughter." 
	The others take some comfort from this observation. Mike thinks for a 
moment and begins to double over again. "Tom, I hate to mention this to you, but 
you're wrong."
	"How so?" Tom asks, smugly proud of his observations.
	"Well, You seem to be only taking the American version into account here. 
If you'll remember, Rini came back later on in the Japanese series as Sailor 
Chibi-Moon, and everyone knew that she was Serena's and Darien's daughter. 
Therefore, this fic could have, and did happen!" Tom thinks for a moment as the 
others join Mike in doubling over in pain. Suddenly, he begins to cry.
	"Damn you, Neson!" Tom cries out. "I was perfectly happy in my own little 
world of comfort! Why did you have to go and destroy it?! You planet killer!"
	"Why does that sound familiar?" Crow wonders to himself. As the chaos on 
the bridge ensues, the red light begins to flash. Mike pushes the button as 
everyone cries out in anguish.

Deep 13

	Forrester stares in astonishment as the crew members cry and whine about 
the piece of poopie that they just read. "Frank, I think that I've found the 
thing that breaks them finally!" 

	"Hardly, Forrester!" Mike yells as the crew straightens up. "That was just 
a skit to show everyone how much of a bad thing time traveling is to mess with 
in a fanfic unless used by the proper hands, a.k.a. quantum physicists! You'll 
be searching for a long time before you can break us!"

	"Well, it was worth a try," Frank says disconsolately.
	"Shut up, Frank," Forrester says menacingly. "Remember, Frank, PAIN. 
Anyway, have you finished the inventory for us down here?"
	A pile of papers flies out of the Umbilicus port and lands all over the 
lab.

	"Here's a game of fifty-two page pick-up for you guys," Michelle says, 
standing by the Umbilicus port with her hands behind her back innocently.

	"Looks like you've got something for you to occupy yourself with, Frank," 
Forrester says. "You have thirty seconds to pick all of the sheets up, starting 
now." Frank starts running around the lab, picking up paper as quickly as he 
can. "By the way, Frank, push the button on your way past it."

*BLIP*
*FWOOSH*
"Time's up!"
*POW!*
*ZAP!*
*CRUNCH!*
"Clay! Blood!"
	This ends my fifteenth or so MSTing. I hope that you have enjoyed it and 
other titles by me or other authors. If you're new to MSTings, here are some 
authors who I can recommend:

Megane 6.7
Seth Triggs
Sailor Mac
J-Boogie
Jamie Jeans

	As usual, no insult has been meant to anyone by doing this. If anyone has 
been insulted, I am sorry for you. Mr. Hent-Eye, if you're reading this, I'm not 
trying to make fun of you, just your work. See you later!

Original story by:
Hent-Eye

MSTing by: 
M.H. Torringjan and J. L. Irving

MST3K created by:
Joel Hodgeson

MST3K produced by:
Best Brains

Author of Dragonriders of Pern series: 
Anne McCaffrey

Keep those fanfics cirulating!

>Her looked her in the eyes and said,"Can I take your virginity, ChibiUsa?"
>"Take Me, Mamo-chan!"  
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