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My adventures with Ranma

by: Crow T. Robot

	One day, as I was strolling down the street of the Nerima district, I met 
a guy. We started to talk, and I found out that his name was Ranma. While we 
were walking down the street, we carelessly walked through a sprinkler. I looked 
over at him to discover that he wasn't a he anymore. When we walked through the 
water sprinkler, he must have changed sexes. The only problem with that was that 
he looked at me and discovered that I wasn't me any more. You see, I have a 
curse on myself so that whenever I get splashed with cold water, I change into a 
walking, talking waffle(There was a very tragic story behind the whole affair, 
but I'll get into that later).
	We went back to his house, where we changed back into our original forms. 
After a while, I found out that Ranma was having love-life problems. I got him 
and his girlfriend, Akane, together, and they talked it out. After they had 
finished, they were kissing and holding hands like good engaged couples should. 
I stayed the night at Ranma's house.
	The next morning, we went to his school. On the way, we were attacked by 
the principal of the school. I was able to stop him, and I worked out his 
aggression, which should have been directed towards a bar waitress in Honolulu, 
and towards his VCR, which never displayed the correct time. At school, we net 
this guy with a sword, named Kuno, who was trying to kill Ranma and come onto 
Akane. We ended up stopping his attack with my patented martial arts attacks, 
and used reverse psychology to get him to start going after his own sister. 
Disgusting, I know, but it had to be done.
	On the way home from school, we met up with Ukyo, Shampoo, and Ryoga. 
Shampoo and Ukyo fought over Ranma, and Ryoga and Ranma fought over Akane. I 
stopped all of them and set them straight. Ukyo ended up trying to get together 
with Ryoga, Shampoo decided to go back to China.
	At home again, Happosai came rushing through the house with a bag full of 
panties. A bunch of women came running after him, calling him a pervert. I 
stopped him and took back the panties. I then returned them one by one to their 
right owners. He wasn't too happy about this, and he challenged me to a battle.
	A couple of months later, there were marriages. Ranma and Akane, Ryoga and 
Shampoo, Tatewaki and Kodachi Kuno, and myself and Nabiki and Kasumi. After 
that, Soun and Genma opened up a martial arts school for anyone to take. 
Everyone was happy, but especially me.

The End.