PUGYURU

This is like something E. E. Cummings threw up



Review by: Craig “Your Padded Cell Or Mine?” Norris

Length: 13 3 1/2-minute episodes
Genre: Stream of consciousness
Watched: All, subbed

I’m not quite sure what to make of this series. It seems to ramble quite a bit, and there’s no real structure to it. There’s no flow or cohesiveness, but it is sort of entertaining, in an abstract concept sort of way. I guess I’ll just make like the series and write down whatever comes to mind at the time.

Plot synopsis: They grow them small in the land of maids. Something in the water, maybe? How can one be a maid with no hands? How can you hold the pencil at school? How well can you do in school when there’s rice in your head? Can knowledge flavor the rice like soy sauce can? What does knowledge taste like? Somehow I think history tastes like fish. Eating fish is risky these days, what with all the mercury.

Artwork: I remember the waxy smell of the crayons in second grade. Everyone always liked what I drew. I wonder what would have happened if I had gone to art school? Maybe my fruit bowl would be hanging in a dentist’s office. Shading on grapes is hard. Pears are my favorite. Pears mixed with grapes make good juice. Juice is so expensive these days. I don’t buy it unless it’s on sale.

Music: Sausage.

Characters: Small bites of people, made from squid and shaved ice. Small maid, big confusion. Generic schoolgirl with no name. Violent girl with a chip on her shoulder. I wonder who put the chip there? What kind of chip is it? If it were a Dorito, I would eat it. I prefer the ranch flavor over the nacho cheese. My friends think I’m crazy for that. Well, not just for that, but they do think I’m crazy. But if you think you’re crazy, that means you’re not. So if you don’t think you’re crazy, does that mean that you have to be crazy? That must mean you’re all crazy. All of you!

Plot: All work and no maids make Jack a chicken sandwich! All work and no maids make Jack a chicken sandwich! All work and no maids make Jack a chicken sandwich! All work and no maids make Jack a chicken sandwich! All work and no maids make Jack a chicken sandwich! All work and no maids make Jack a chicken sandwich! All work and no maids make Jack a chicken sandwich! All work and no maids make Jack a chicken sandwich! All work and no maids make Jack a chicken sandwich! All work and no maids make Jack a chicken sandwich!

CHICKS!: You know, I wish this review was over. I’m running out of stuff to say. That’s the problem with writing whatever comes to mind; what happens if you don’t have a lot on your mind? You’re obviously not going to be able to write a whole lot. That’s a bad thing when you need to fill space. It’s that damn job of mine. Writing technical reports has just sapped all my creativity. Don’t you think that being thirsty and needing to pee at the same time is the strangest feeling? I’m hungry.

Overall: Forty five minutes of weird stuff, with all the rambling conversation of Pulp Fiction without the violence and plot. Pulp Fiction was a pretty good movie. It revived John Travolta’s career. Pity he had to kill it again. You know whose career has real staying power? Bruce Willis. Everyone goes to the movies just to see him. He’s getting kind of old for action films, though, isn’t he? I think John McClane is overdue for his pension at this point. I wonder if Germany likes Bruce Willis. I mean, he has killed a lot of Germans in his movies. I wonder who would win in a fight: Bruce Willis or David Hasselhoff?

IN A NUTSHELL
& Copyright for your face!
% I like lettuce
# I am Keyser Soze
@ Turn that frown into something brown!
Rating: 4.44444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444/10



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(If you liked this review, you will like this anime.)