Alright you who stayed on for the second episode I really hope that you
enjoyed the first one. Anyway Tabris Enterprises presents once again...
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Theme Song: "Supermodel" by Jill Sobule
E V A L E S S
Sex, Tunes, Popularity, Whatev!
Oh, Cursed Tunnel of Lost Love! Let My Love be Forever pt. 1
In the girl's locker room: "Wow, the guys are taking you two to see the
Evas. I sure wish I could go." said Akemi.
"Why don’t you ask one of the boys to take you Akemi?" asked Hikari.
"Oh, I couldn’t ask any of the boys. They all’d just laugh at me. I'm too
tall." Akemi explained.
"Nah! Who do you like Akemi?" Asuka inquired.
"Well I...uh..really...like...uh... Aida." Akemi answered.
"What did you say?" Asuka bellowed.
"I LIKE AIDA KENSUKE. Okay is that loud enough for you?" Akemi shot back.
Asuka fell to the floor laughing.
"You like military boy?" Asuka asked.
"Yeah, he’s so smart and his glasses make him look really buisnessy.
I think the way he wears his uniform is really different." Akemi
said.
"I take it you’ve thought about this alot?" Asuka said slyly.
"Yeah, but a boy like that probably wouldn’t want to be
with someone like me."
"Look girl i’ll do you a favor if you
stop the act of insanity. I’ll get Aida to take you with us."
"You will Hikari, Arigatou! But why?" Akemi asked.
"I know Kensuke will like to go with you, or any girl. I here he's like a
big Sailor Moon fan, maybe you should get your hair done like Usagi’s, I
mean you have enough of it." Hikari said.
Upstairs in the lunch room: "Touji, this trip is going to be monster" Hikari
says.
"Say Horaki thanks for hooking me up wit Akemi she’s really cute." Kensuke
says.
"There’ll be six of us. That’s alot, how are we gonna get there?" Hikari
asks.
"Easily babe we’ll take the train."
"Hey, watch who you call babe Aida, she’s my woman." Touji yells at
his friend.
"You guys are going to see the Evas in Osaka?" Rei says walking over to the
lunch table where Shinji, Touji, Kensuke, Akemi, Asuka and Hikari are
sitting at.
"Yeah" Hikari says while feeding Touji some of her lunch.
"It’ll be major fun, I just hope it won’t get to boring." Akemi says from
sitting on top of Kensuke’s lap.
"Young lady is this school having a shortage on chairs?" says a voice that’s
young but stern.
"Um...I’m not sure exactly I could find out for you if...oh!" Akemi says
realizing that Principle Aoba is referring to her sitting on top of
Kensuke’s lap.
"Who are you kid a teacher or maybe even the principle?" Rei said giggling
sarcastically.
"As a matter of fact young lady I am the principle and you just bought your
self a one-way ticket into clean up duty." said the young man.
"Somebody else has already been assigned clean-up duty as a punishment in my
class." Rei said back slyly.
"So, you must be Rei Ayanami freshman of class 2-A, you just got here today
so i’ll let this incident slide but be warned now, I’ll be watching you.
As you were children." Principle Shigeru Aoba said as walking away.
"Who is he calling a child he looks like he’s only a couple of years older
than us, I thought he was a junior or senior." Rei said.
"As you were children?" Kensuke mocked.
"Hey, don't mock the principle, idiot" Hikari said knocking Kensuke in
the back of the head. Kensuke rubbed his new sore.
"Hikari, I think you might have been hanging out with Asuka a bit too long."
"Shut-up, Dumpkoff!" Hikari and Asuka said in unison.
"But anyway how do I get into this Osaka field trip." Rei said happily.
"Oh, you’re going to be there to huh pervert?" Rei said meanly.
"I’m uh sorry about earlier I uh..."
"Shut-up Shinji, Asuka said cutting him off, When are
you going to stop picking on him?" Asuka yelled.
"You really are getting a kick out of defending him does that make you
feel important?" Rei asked smirking.
"Listen up you two, Rei you apologize to Shinji and let this morning go and
Asuka to show that you forgive her go find someone for her to go to the
concert with." Hikari said putting the two girls in their place.
"Why should I?" the girls said in unison.
"Enough," Hikari said taking control of the situation,
"Asuka at least find out if Ayanami would like to go with someone specific?"
"As If!" Asuka shot back.
"Why should I should I try to help wonder girl here get a boyfriend?"
"Well now that you mention it I do have my eyes on that tall boy who’s
boyfriend you were fighting with earlier is kinda hot." Rei said gleefully.
"Oh, so you have the hots for Ngumo huh?" Hikari said playfully.
"Yeah he’s really cute and his butt is really firm I just..."
"Excuse me!, Touji said interrupting Rei, were eating here."
"You know what Suzuhara, shut-up and it’s time I put that idle butt of
yours to work, when we get back to class change the water in the flower
bases." Hikari said meanly
"She’s mean!" Touji said to Kensuke while having his ear pulled by Hikari.
"Alright wonder girl i’ll talk to Ngumo, hell maybe he’s not gay." Asuka
said.
"I don’t understand why everyone keeps saying that." Shinji said meekly.
"HELLO, don’t you always see how they are always touching each other. I say
that YOU have a better chance of going out with him than Rei.
"Just what are you insinuating huh Asuka?" Rei asked curiously.
"I mean that I wish you the best of luck girl." Asuka said.
"Whatev!" Rei said adjusting her tie and getting up to leave.
The next day: "I don’t know Asuka if I can afford it. My parents just
finished redoing our kitchen and bathrooms I’m not sure if they can give
me the money." Ngumo informed.
"Oh, come on i’ll make sure you have enough money to get in." Asuka said.
"How?" Ngumo asked puzzled.
"Simple, i’ll just have Hikari send a letter to your parents saying it’s a
school trip." Asuka said slyly.
"That’s kinda cold." Ngumo said quietly.
"Look don’t worry about the money, will you take wonder girl or not?" Asuka
asked.
"Wonder girl is an American comic character. If
you’re referring to Rei sure she’s hot." Ngumo said.
The Next Day:(Day before the concert) "So, it’s all set honey me, you,
Shinji, Asuka, Rei, Ngumo, Kensuke and Akemi are going to take the train.
"Akemi is staying at my house so I can do her hair and stuff." Hikari let
out.
"What about your friend the deviless?
"If you’re referring to Asuka then i’m doing her hair later on tonight."
Hikari said.
"But I thought I could come over."
"Your parents won’t be home until 8:30." Touji whined
"Sorry cutie tonight’s a girls night only." Hikari said.
"Kinky!" Touji smirked out.
"No pervert there ‘ill be plenty of time for things like that on the train
ride. Hell it’s 6 and a half hour ride." Hikari said. The two students
started to notice their friends coming in and realized that school would
be starting soon. They knew they would have to face the taunts from their
classmates and teacher about being alone in the class all morning long. They
also knew that they had not done anything. No matter how badly their
hormones fought against them they were intent on saving their first
experience with each other until they were out of high school. Four long
years they would wait. They both knew it would be worth it though.
Later at Touji’s house Ngumo asked Suzuhara the weirdest question.
"Touji, you’re cool and you seem pretty smart. Do you think i’m
gay?" The question made Touji spit out his soda.
"What do you mean?" Touji said in a very squeaky voice.
"My best friend is gay. I always feed into the way when he touches me or
something. I’m really close to him. I would probably even let myself be
killed for him." Ngumo explained.
"Naah, you’re just really good friends. Hell i’d give my left arm and leg
for Ikari or Aida." Touji said.
"I understand that, but I feel like Rei is my last chance at
heterosexuality." Ngumo said.
" That's kinda pathetic. Are you kidding alot of the girls like you.
Especially when you went to go comfort Furisawa, girls like mushy shit like
that." Touji declarated.
"Damn I hope so." Ngumo said.
Over at the Horaki resident: "Mom! could you lend me the blonde hair dye?"
Hikari bellowed. Suddenly a young looking woman with short brown hair walked
into the bathroom carrying the bottle of dye.
"What are you girls doing in here?" the woman asked.
"Nothing Mrs. Horaki." said Akemi.
"You don’t have to call me ‘Mrs. Horaki’ it’s girls night in you can call
me by my first name Maya. Hikari you can call me mom." Maya
said playfully.
"I sure hope he likes this." Akemi said sighing.
"You’re doing it for a boy huh what we women won’t do to impress others."
Maya said sighing.
"Hikari, Honey I’m Home!" said
a loud male voice from the entrance of the house.
"Speaking of the devil." Maya said quietly.
"Daddy!!!" Hikari screeched
while jumping up and running out of the bathroom.
"How’s daddy's little girl?" the man asked his daughter.
"Fine, dad this is my friend Akemi, Akemi this is my dad." Akemi said
"Konichi wa." while bowing she could tell by looking at the man
that he was at least 2 maybe 3 times Maya’s age. She could tell
specifically by his very gray hair.
"How was work dear?" Maya asked while walking into the room.
"Lousy that asshole Ikari was late again. We came into the meeting really
late and the committee was ready to eliminate us completely."
"It’ll be alright my little Kozo-Bear." Maya said while taking her husband
into a deep kiss completely ignoring the teenagers standing in the room.
"Oh sorry kids." Kozo said meekly.
At the Ikari resident a Very groggy Asuka was
falling asleep on Shinji.
"Asuka maybe I should walk you home know." Shinji said quietly.
"I’m not even sleepy yet." Asuka said yawning. Shinji knew Asuka was real
tired when she started using words like ‘sleepy’.
"I’ll walk you home come on." Shinji said standing up. Asuka wearily stood
up then fell onto Shinji's chest.
"Shinji, she said looking up at him, how come you never tried to cop a feel
off of me?"
"WHAT?!?" Shinji screamed. Asuka appeared to have been well awakened by
her mind dawning to this question, or was she just joking? Shinji wasn’t
sure.
"Well, gee Asuka it’s not like you really have a body." Shinji said smiling.
Asuka then turned away from him and said
"Oh." She said very monotonely. He saw a tear drop to the
floor followed by another one and another. Shinji started to believe
that Asuka was not joking.
"Asuka I was only kidding, really. You know you have a body. How else could
you be the self proclaimed 'most popular girl in school' huh?" Shinji said
trying to redeem himself.
"Do you think i'm pretty?" Asuka said.
"What?!?" Shinji said
"Do you?" Asuka once again asked. Shinji nodded slowly while moving his
hands around Asuka’s back. Shinji pulled Asuka close to his body in an
embrace for almost a minute before Asuka pulled out her 3 ton schoolbag
and thwacked Shinji to the floor.
"That’s for trying to make me go home when i’m not tired Dumpkoff." Asuka
yelled as she walked out the door. Shinji could only look at her and rub
his head.
Back at the Suzuhara residence: "Touji are you asleep yet?" Ngumo's question
was only answered with the most disturbing snore on the face of the earth.
"I figured you were." Ngumo said softly. He decided to also go to sleep.
But his dreams had about the same disturbment factor as Touji’s snore.
He was never so happy to see the morning for two reasons:
1) He could see Rei and 2) He didn’t have to go back to sleep.
Over at the Hikari’s: "I’ll get dressed first okay Hikari." said Akemi.
"Cool, I get more time to sleep." Hikari say groggily. Hikari drifts back in
to her dreams for the future day when suddenly
"AAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!", a scream is heard from the bathroom. Hikari falls out of her bed.
"What the hell’s the matter with you Akemi!" Hikari screams as running
towards the bathroom.
"Some of the dye wasn’t dry in the front and it dripped onto my school
clothes." Akemi said sadly.
"Is THAT all? Hikari asked wondrously. The only thing that went through
Akemi’s mind was a SD Kensuke laughing at a SD form of herself with blonde
hair and purple bangs.
"Don’t worry Kemi i’ll just slide the bang back into the two
balls. This way no one won’t even notice it." Hikari said.
"But, what will I do about my uniform. This is the only one they would
accept at our school." Akemi whined.
"You can wear one of mine." Hikari proudly said.
"I'll probably just stretch it all out." Akemi said slyly. After a short
pause...
"Oh, SHIT!, Hikari screamed, I was supposed to meet Touji early today and
now I might be late for school altogether. Outta my way Kemi!" Hikari
screamed while shoving Akemi out of the bathroom and into the hallway.
The two girls were running to school at a speed that was unbelievable.
Hikari was ignoring every single law that is set for a pedestrian.
"Shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh SHIT!, We are going to be late!" Hikari
yelled while panting and running up the hill to their school. Akemi only
gave the class rep a look of shock never hearing her being so vulgar. Asuka
and Shinji saw two blonde ponytails and a swerve of light blue whiz by them
and into the school door. Shinji was knocked down by the whiz of wind.
"You are such a megadork." Asuka screamed at him. Hikari ran into the
classroom over to a very upset looking Touji and gave him an apologetic kiss
no one thought would be done in school. She did it until the bell rang.
5 minutes. She then said her class rules in a very satisfied tone of
voice. Aoki was staring at Ngumo who was staring at Rei. Ngumo was staring
at Rei and wondering if she really did stuff like in his dream. He thought
to himself how the prospect of his dream was not such a bad idea. It even
started to...
drop, drop after one another the drops of blood came out of his nose he
covered it up and pulled a tissue out of his bookbag quickly before
anyone noticed. Aoki was a very perceptive young man though and saw it,
he growled to himself wondering what the hell Ngumo could be thinking
to himself that would arouse him during one of Professor Katsuragi’s
tedious lessons on geometry. The bell rang for lunch and Hikari gave
her orders for lunch dismissal. Shinji, Asuka, Ngumo, Rei, Touji,
Hikari, Kensuke and Akemi sat at one table. Again Aoki looked on to see
Rei’s hand dangerously close to Ngumo’s butt.
"Whore." Aoki thought to himself before he walked away to sit under the only
tree in the yard. The tree where him and Ngumo used to have lunch before his
tall friend started hanging out with the three stooges.
"So when does the train leave?" Shinji asked inquisitively.
"At 1:30 or 3:00."
"And when does the concert start?" asked Asuka.
"At 7:30, Hikari informed, Does everyone have their train money and notes
from their parents?"
"Hai!" everyone screamed simultaneously.
"Fine then i’ll give these to Professor Katsuragi and we can all leave after
lunch." Hikari explained. After everyone decided who will pick up who and
everything the 8 friends departed from the table. Ngumo walked over to Aoki.
"You no you really screw your features when you look so upset." Ngumo said
jokingly.
"Ngumo no BAKA!" Aoki screamed at Ngumo.
"What’s wrong with you?" Ngumo asked still in shock.
"You didn’t even try to get me invited i’m sure one of the girls would have
liked to go with me." Aoki said sadly.
"But Aoki you don’t like girls." Ngumo said slyly.
"You know what, Whatever! Go ahead and have major fun with the
blue-haired girl." Aoki shot back.
"Ngumo COME AWN!" Touji shouted.
"I’m real sorry Furisawa, we’ll go to the movies tomorrow when i’m done
with my homework, i’ll pay. Hey, try not to look so pissed dickface."
Ngumo said kindly.
"See ya!" Ngumo screamed while running away with Touji.
"You’re a real homo, you know that?" Touji said jokingly to Ngumo. Ngumo’s
only response was only a soft
"Hmm?". Back at the tree: Aoki sighs in utter delight as the bell rings for
gym.
"Ngumo, I love you" Aoki said while changing.
Ending Song: To the Moon and Back by Savage Garden
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Ending Comments: The next one is on the way and it’ll deal more
with some of the other characters.My E-mail address is www.kaorunagisa@yahoo.com. Fan mail
appreciated. Flames will be read, examined and used for future ideas.
Next Ep: Oh, Cursed Tunnel of Lost Love! Let My Love be Forever
pt.2 The trip their still has some more wacky hijinks to come and that
disturbing act has not yet been committed in the male locker room yet. Also
in the next episode is the premiere of best character of the series. More
teenage angst’s full speed ahead on the next installment of Evaless:
Sex, Tunes, Popularity, Whatev!
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