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blanc 個人資料 \| email	posted 10-03-98 8:47 PM ET (US) 如你練成了絕世武功，天下第一，你會做什麼？獨霸天下，武林至尊；行俠仗義，為善江湖；隱遁山林，遠離紅塵？
Chris 個人資料 \| email	posted 10-04-98 4:48 AM ET (US) 江湖俠隱;無名英雄
Alivebody 個人資料 \| email	posted 10-04-98 9:47 AM ET (US) 那還用說, 當然是為國為民，俠之大也
macgyver 個人資料 \| email	posted 10-04-98 12:33 PM ET (US) 遨遊世界各地,大言天下無敵手!!!
CC 個人資料 \| email	posted 10-06-98 8:47 AM ET (US) 要看看在甚麼年代練成天下第一的絕世武功。若在今天﹐再超卓的武功也敵不過子彈炸彈導彈。
wolf 個人資料 \| email	posted 10-06-98 11:40 AM ET (US) 當然是踏遍青山人不老了。
wuji 個人資料 \| email	posted 10-06-98 4:04 PM ET (US) 當皇帝。
CC 個人資料 \| email	posted 10-06-98 4:49 PM ET (US) 若輕功好﹐力量大的話﹐就會以兩三年時間﹐ 投身體育界﹐將所有紀錄盡破﹐跳高﹑跳遠﹑ 100﹑200﹑400……1500﹑5000﹑標槍﹑鏈球 ……McGwire的70HRs﹐10x分的NBA單場得分﹐ 7/8球的NHL單場入球……等等﹐然後將肯定驚人的獎金酬金去做有意義的事情。
wuji 個人資料 \| email	posted 10-06-98 5:04 PM ET (US) I think the record for most goals in a single NHL game is 7. So scoring a dozen goals in a single game is more like it. And I don't think 「輕功好﹐力量大」helps that much when it comes to hockey.
wuji 個人資料 \| email	posted 10-06-98 5:11 PM ET (US) Playing all possible positions in a football game, throwing for 500 yards, 10 TDs, catching 10 TD passes for 300 yards, 5 punt returns for TDs, 5 kickoff returns for TDs, intercepting 10 passes, 12 sacks, 24 tackles, 240 yard running for 10 TDs, 12 field goals.....all in the first half. The second half: cheerleading, coaching, bringing Gatorade to the players, refereeing, and shout "First Downnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!"
CC 個人資料 \| email	posted 10-06-98 6:27 PM ET (US) 若輕功好為「凌波微步」或「神行百變」之技 ﹐則敵方不能沾身﹔若力量大為「乾坤大挪移」或「斗轉星移」之技﹐則只要與守門員的球棍稍有接觸即可將其移離球門。那麼﹐要進幾多球也是輕而易舉。 .....all in the first half 甚至 all in the first quarter﹐那麼就可以離場﹐坐直升機到籃球場或棒球場開工﹐連續入其100球 3-pointers﹐投150mph 的 fastball (做 closer 不用花太多時間﹐可以多找兼職) ﹐打幾球 homers﹐或於 intentional walk 後連偷三個壘得分﹐看來不應做 closer﹐可以做其 1-day rotation pitcher + DH﹐一季150 wins﹑200 HRs﹑400+ RBIs﹑600+ steals。
Super DJ 個人資料 \| email	posted 10-06-98 8:36 PM ET (US) 花心^^
XiaHouJi 個人資料 \| email	posted 10-06-98 11:51 PM ET (US) I think if a baseball player is「輕功好﹐力量大」, he will hit about 10 hr in his first few games and get about 600 intentional walks the rest of the season. However, he can plays all the position; only need someone to be in the hitting line up. If that guy decided to play hockey, he can kill all 20 guys + the goalie by body checking them, of course, save them for last. In that case, that guy will get only four minutes for 2 penalties.....for the remainig 56 minutes, he can scores all he wants.
koji 個人資料 \| email	posted 10-07-98 3:05 AM ET (US) 如過是在武俠世界中，傲之會好像謝煙客一樣傲遊天下，馮一己之好行事，一個不高興一個人便將長樂幫挑了，看誰敢惹我傲天客，哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈（顛狂...）現在的話去做"少林真功夫"世界循會表現，或者打黑市拳，或者做武打名星勁過steven scott同成龍同jet li，或者入NBA做sky(walker) koji重勁過 air jordan，入superball幫SF 49ers有win冇lost 成為football界的神話
wuji 個人資料 \| email	posted 10-07-98 1:50 PM ET (US) XiaHouJi: "If that guy decided to play hockey, he can kill all 20 guys + the goalie by body checking them, of course, save them for last. In that case, that guy will get only four minutes for 2 penalties.....for the remainig 56 minutes, he can scores all he wants." If the guy actually kills 20 guys in a hockey game, I would assume it's gonna be more than just a double roughing penalty. RCMP may start calling him. So I would suggest not to kill them, just hit them hard enough so they all get concussions.
XiaHouJi 個人資料 \| email	posted 10-07-98 9:13 PM ET (US) Wuji: The 4 min. penalty is actually 2 minor penalties for goaltender interferece. Body-checking is still legal.
blanc 個人資料 \| email	posted 10-08-98 1:00 AM ET (US) 年代還是不定的好，依個人喜好為之，不過若真能破盡記錄的話，倒也妙絕，我如練成絕世武功，只求能逍遙一生，不為任何俗事所苦即好。
wuji 個人資料 \| email	posted 10-08-98 11:17 AM ET (US) Body-checking is of course legal, that's why I said just hit them hard enough so they get concussions, but for god's sake, DON'T KILL THEM.
XiaHouJi 個人資料 \| email	posted 10-08-98 10:49 PM ET (US) Fine,"DON'T KILL THEM". 點他們穴道.
wuji 個人資料 \| email	posted 10-09-98 10:22 AM ET (US) Nice touch, XiaHouJi.
CC 個人資料 \| email	posted 10-09-98 10:45 AM ET (US) 還可用「移魂大法」對付對手及球證。
wuji 個人資料 \| email	posted 10-09-98 3:59 PM ET (US) Even better, CC.
Software 個人資料 \| email	posted 10-16-98 8:16 AM ET (US) 嘗試看臺視神雕
Zero 個人資料 \| email	posted 11-15-98 2:41 AM ET (US) 隱姓埋名，週遊列國，行俠仗義。
dreamincloud 個人資料 \| email	posted 11-15-98 11:18 PM ET (US) 打NBA的話,我會嘗試三分入樽
Yeung Goh 個人資料 \| email	posted 11-16-98 12:04 AM ET (US) 有恩報恩，有仇報仇。傲視世人，再與天比高！！！ Sincerely:神鵰少俠
HaZ 個人資料 \| email	posted 11-16-98 12:48 AM ET (US) >>>傲視世人，再與天比高！！！ Yeung Goh 兄: 不愧是神鵰俠呀, 果然稱得上"狂" 這字!
Zero 個人資料 \| email	posted 11-16-98 2:15 AM ET (US) >>傲視世人，再與天比高！！！楊少俠：天蠶變乎？ (說笑......=P)
LinSue 個人資料 \| email	posted 11-17-98 4:55 AM ET (US) ㄏㄏㄏㄏ~~~~)))))))) 強搶民男! 開玩笑的啦! 大概會致力於台灣獨立吧!
cockroach 個人資料 \| email	posted 11-17-98 5:23 AM ET (US) 笑傲江湖! 靈素姊姊:妳居然在這搞台灣獨立,不怕中共封殺小站嗎?姊姊不如憑著大好身手帶領台灣反攻大陸拯救萬民於水火吧!
LittleTiger 個人資料 \| email	posted 11-18-98 12:51 AM ET (US) 我有兩個想法 ﹕ 1．當天下最神秘的殺手。錢夠多，任何人都幫你解決。 2．將白道武林盟主和魔教教主擊敗，自創幫派，一統江湖，建立一股官府無法摧毀的力量。
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blanc 個人資料 \| email	posted 10-03-98 8:47 PM ET (US) 如你練成了絕世武功，天下第一，你會做什麼？獨霸天下，武林至尊；行俠仗義，為善江湖；隱遁山林，遠離紅塵？
Chris 個人資料 \| email	posted 10-04-98 4:48 AM ET (US) 江湖俠隱;無名英雄
Alivebody 個人資料 \| email	posted 10-04-98 9:47 AM ET (US) 那還用說, 當然是為國為民，俠之大也
macgyver 個人資料 \| email	posted 10-04-98 12:33 PM ET (US) 遨遊世界各地,大言天下無敵手!!!
CC 個人資料 \| email	posted 10-06-98 8:47 AM ET (US) 要看看在甚麼年代練成天下第一的絕世武功。若在今天﹐再超卓的武功也敵不過子彈炸彈導彈。
wolf 個人資料 \| email	posted 10-06-98 11:40 AM ET (US) 當然是踏遍青山人不老了。
wuji 個人資料 \| email	posted 10-06-98 4:04 PM ET (US) 當皇帝。
CC 個人資料 \| email	posted 10-06-98 4:49 PM ET (US) 若輕功好﹐力量大的話﹐就會以兩三年時間﹐ 投身體育界﹐將所有紀錄盡破﹐跳高﹑跳遠﹑ 100﹑200﹑400……1500﹑5000﹑標槍﹑鏈球 ……McGwire的70HRs﹐10x分的NBA單場得分﹐ 7/8球的NHL單場入球……等等﹐然後將肯定驚人的獎金酬金去做有意義的事情。
wuji 個人資料 \| email	posted 10-06-98 5:04 PM ET (US) I think the record for most goals in a single NHL game is 7. So scoring a dozen goals in a single game is more like it. And I don't think 「輕功好﹐力量大」helps that much when it comes to hockey.
wuji 個人資料 \| email	posted 10-06-98 5:11 PM ET (US) Playing all possible positions in a football game, throwing for 500 yards, 10 TDs, catching 10 TD passes for 300 yards, 5 punt returns for TDs, 5 kickoff returns for TDs, intercepting 10 passes, 12 sacks, 24 tackles, 240 yard running for 10 TDs, 12 field goals.....all in the first half. The second half: cheerleading, coaching, bringing Gatorade to the players, refereeing, and shout "First Downnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!"
CC 個人資料 \| email	posted 10-06-98 6:27 PM ET (US) 若輕功好為「凌波微步」或「神行百變」之技 ﹐則敵方不能沾身﹔若力量大為「乾坤大挪移」或「斗轉星移」之技﹐則只要與守門員的球棍稍有接觸即可將其移離球門。那麼﹐要進幾多球也是輕而易舉。 .....all in the first half 甚至 all in the first quarter﹐那麼就可以離場﹐坐直升機到籃球場或棒球場開工﹐連續入其100球 3-pointers﹐投150mph 的 fastball (做 closer 不用花太多時間﹐可以多找兼職) ﹐打幾球 homers﹐或於 intentional walk 後連偷三個壘得分﹐看來不應做 closer﹐可以做其 1-day rotation pitcher + DH﹐一季150 wins﹑200 HRs﹑400+ RBIs﹑600+ steals。
Super DJ 個人資料 \| email	posted 10-06-98 8:36 PM ET (US) 花心^^
XiaHouJi 個人資料 \| email	posted 10-06-98 11:51 PM ET (US) I think if a baseball player is「輕功好﹐力量大」, he will hit about 10 hr in his first few games and get about 600 intentional walks the rest of the season. However, he can plays all the position; only need someone to be in the hitting line up. If that guy decided to play hockey, he can kill all 20 guys + the goalie by body checking them, of course, save them for last. In that case, that guy will get only four minutes for 2 penalties.....for the remainig 56 minutes, he can scores all he wants.
koji 個人資料 \| email	posted 10-07-98 3:05 AM ET (US) 如過是在武俠世界中，傲之會好像謝煙客一樣傲遊天下，馮一己之好行事，一個不高興一個人便將長樂幫挑了，看誰敢惹我傲天客，哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈（顛狂...）現在的話去做"少林真功夫"世界循會表現，或者打黑市拳，或者做武打名星勁過steven scott同成龍同jet li，或者入NBA做sky(walker) koji重勁過 air jordan，入superball幫SF 49ers有win冇lost 成為football界的神話
wuji 個人資料 \| email	posted 10-07-98 1:50 PM ET (US) XiaHouJi: "If that guy decided to play hockey, he can kill all 20 guys + the goalie by body checking them, of course, save them for last. In that case, that guy will get only four minutes for 2 penalties.....for the remainig 56 minutes, he can scores all he wants." If the guy actually kills 20 guys in a hockey game, I would assume it's gonna be more than just a double roughing penalty. RCMP may start calling him. So I would suggest not to kill them, just hit them hard enough so they all get concussions.
XiaHouJi 個人資料 \| email	posted 10-07-98 9:13 PM ET (US) Wuji: The 4 min. penalty is actually 2 minor penalties for goaltender interferece. Body-checking is still legal.
blanc 個人資料 \| email	posted 10-08-98 1:00 AM ET (US) 年代還是不定的好，依個人喜好為之，不過若真能破盡記錄的話，倒也妙絕，我如練成絕世武功，只求能逍遙一生，不為任何俗事所苦即好。
wuji 個人資料 \| email	posted 10-08-98 11:17 AM ET (US) Body-checking is of course legal, that's why I said just hit them hard enough so they get concussions, but for god's sake, DON'T KILL THEM.
XiaHouJi 個人資料 \| email	posted 10-08-98 10:49 PM ET (US) Fine,"DON'T KILL THEM". 點他們穴道.
wuji 個人資料 \| email	posted 10-09-98 10:22 AM ET (US) Nice touch, XiaHouJi.
CC 個人資料 \| email	posted 10-09-98 10:45 AM ET (US) 還可用「移魂大法」對付對手及球證。
wuji 個人資料 \| email	posted 10-09-98 3:59 PM ET (US) Even better, CC.
Software 個人資料 \| email	posted 10-16-98 8:16 AM ET (US) 嘗試看臺視神雕
Zero 個人資料 \| email	posted 11-15-98 2:41 AM ET (US) 隱姓埋名，週遊列國，行俠仗義。
dreamincloud 個人資料 \| email	posted 11-15-98 11:18 PM ET (US) 打NBA的話,我會嘗試三分入樽
Yeung Goh 個人資料 \| email	posted 11-16-98 12:04 AM ET (US) 有恩報恩，有仇報仇。傲視世人，再與天比高！！！ Sincerely:神鵰少俠
HaZ 個人資料 \| email	posted 11-16-98 12:48 AM ET (US) >>>傲視世人，再與天比高！！！ Yeung Goh 兄: 不愧是神鵰俠呀, 果然稱得上"狂" 這字!
Zero 個人資料 \| email	posted 11-16-98 2:15 AM ET (US) >>傲視世人，再與天比高！！！楊少俠：天蠶變乎？ (說笑......=P)
LinSue 個人資料 \| email	posted 11-17-98 4:55 AM ET (US) ㄏㄏㄏㄏ~~~~)))))))) 強搶民男! 開玩笑的啦! 大概會致力於台灣獨立吧!
cockroach 個人資料 \| email	posted 11-17-98 5:23 AM ET (US) 笑傲江湖! 靈素姊姊:妳居然在這搞台灣獨立,不怕中共封殺小站嗎?姊姊不如憑著大好身手帶領台灣反攻大陸拯救萬民於水火吧!
LittleTiger 個人資料 \| email	posted 11-18-98 12:51 AM ET (US) 我有兩個想法 ﹕ 1．當天下最神秘的殺手。錢夠多，任何人都幫你解決。 2．將白道武林盟主和魔教教主擊敗，自創幫派，一統江湖，建立一股官府無法摧毀的力量。
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