林肯與甘乃迪 (ENG)
CC
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posted 06-24-98 12:12 AM ET (US)
Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

The names Lincoln and Kennedy each contain seven letters.
Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both were shot in the head.

Here is an interesting one...
Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy's secretary was named Lincoln.

Both were assassinaited by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners.

Both successors were named Johnson.
Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.

John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy was born in 1939.

Both assassins were know by their three names.
Both names compromise fifteen letters.

Booth ran from the theater and was caught in a warehouse.
Oswald ran from a warehouse and was caught in a theater.

Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.


And last but not least,
A week before Lincoln was shot he was in Monroe, Maryland.
A week before Kennedy was shot he was in Marilyn Monroe.


FROM: Emad Gad, Credit & Collections Manager, Auspex Systems

wuji
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posted 06-24-98 11:12 AM ET (US)
CC兄﹕

我讀的時候一直在想﹕“這很有趣﹐但為
什麼算做‘笑話’”﹐that is until I came
to the last sentence. And you said
I was “下流”because of my “韋小寶”message!

CC
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posted 06-24-98 2:09 PM ET (US)
回無忌﹕
自己明白就是了。這大概是運用了卡
夫卡《變形記》文首的技巧——用最平實的筆
法去寫不可思議或想入非非之事,若說得太清
楚、太露骨就不好了。或許這就是樂而不淫與
穢俗不堪之分野。
wuji
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posted 06-24-98 3:23 PM ET (US)
AGREED.
XiaHouJi
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posted 06-25-98 4:42 AM ET (US)
Me too. Any more?
violet
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posted 07-13-98 5:26 AM ET (US)
說真的:我看不懂(英文程度太差)...有中文版的
嗎?感激不盡.....
wuji
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posted 07-13-98 7:31 PM ET (US)
It's very hard to translate the last sentence into Chinese.

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