笑話區‧Five Reasons Computers Must Be Female

Five Reasons Computers Must Be Female

CC 個人資料 \| email	posted 06-25-98 12:34 AM ET (US) 5. No one but their creator understands their internal logic. 4. Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference. 3. The native language used to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else. 2. The message, "Bad command or filename," is about as informative as "If you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you." 1. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.
wuji 個人資料 \| email	posted 06-25-98 11:10 AM ET (US) Oh, god, this one is good!
piglet 個人資料 \| email	posted 06-30-98 5:00 PM ET (US) 在此，小妹要學學慕容復： 10 reasons why men are like computers: 1. Have very limited & little capacity. 2. Highly imcompatible. 3. Look strong with their metal casings, but the stuffs inside are as fragile and delicate as glass. 4. Works best at 63 degree, heat it up and they freak out. 5. Highly susceptible to natural disasters like flooding & lightning, and extremely venerable when a power surge comes. 6. When they are embrassed, they simply hang on you. 7. Always try to look sophisticated while they are just combinations of two different binary bits. 8. Enjoy being down-graded every few years. 9. Have lots of bus slots which are never used. 10. Last but not least, without the real brain, they are just another chunks of garbage. (I can definitely go on writing this if anybody wants me to...) And Now we're even. P.S. For those who don't like the previous joke, I ought to apologize, for mine is quite insulting.
Silly 個人資料 \| email	posted 07-02-98 3:38 AM ET (US) 小豬：你這招「以彼之道」使得真好！你的英文程度也很好！
CC 個人資料 \| email	posted 07-02-98 9:29 AM ET (US) 早知道小豬會雙倍奉還，我就列一個廿點清單，忙她一忙。
CC 個人資料 \| email	posted 07-02-98 9:46 AM ET (US) 小豬的回應有兩個盲點﹕ 一、1,2,5,6,9,10 都是男女適用的。二、相信不會有多少人同意(8)。 Being down-graded 　　大概是事實，但沒有人會 enjoy。此外，我深信那 quite insulting 的點 1,2,4 都是事實，起碼那是許多不爭氣的女子的行為。男士們，你們怎麼看法……不過，小站的看官比較年輕，未必有機會身受其苦。
wuji 個人資料 \| email	posted 07-02-98 10:56 AM ET (US) 小豬﹕ > And Now we're even. No, we are not. CC only listed five reasons, and you listed ten. OK, let me serious. I think we should stop leaving this kind of messages/jokes. We are here to insult each other(even though some of the reasons listed are true). I'm sure CC didn't mean no harm. If any of you gi ffb rls was insulted by CC's list, I appologize for him(if he lets me).
wuji 個人資料 \| email	posted 07-02-98 10:59 AM ET (US) See, everytime I try to do something good, I make a fool out of myself. "We are here to insult each other(even though some of the reasons listed are true)."?! Sounds pretty bad, doesn't it? I actually meant "We are NOT here to insult each other(even though some of the reasons listed are true)."
piglet 個人資料 \| email	posted 07-02-98 4:36 PM ET (US) >>一、1,2,5,6,9,10 都是男女適用的。 Yep. You are right. Actually, all of them are. That's what I was trying to say. Everything can go both ways. Personality is about a person, but not a particular sex. Stereotyping is BAD! >>If any of you girls was insulted by CC's list, I appologize for him(if he lets me). I think you don't really need to apologize. I'm probably the only person who takes this so seriously. Since I've taken my revenge, "we're even". I don't even care if you are going to make up another five entries or not. >>I think we should stop leaving this kind of messages/jokes. We are NOT here to insult each other(even though some of the reasons listed are true.) I thought brother Wuji enjoyed that! Please stop the other ones as well. Nobody wants the site being banned by NetNanny, right?
wuji 個人資料 \| email	posted 07-02-98 5:00 PM ET (US) piglet: > I thought brother Wuji enjoyed that! Well, I thought both lists were funny. But that doesn't mean I am not against posting them. BTW, "brother Wuji" sounds funnier than "無忌兄/弟". Nothing against African Americans/Canadians, but "brother Wuji" makes me feel like we're all black.
piglet 個人資料 \| email	posted 07-02-98 10:31 PM ET (US) >>"brother Wuji" sounds funnier than "無忌兄/弟". Nothing against African Americans/Canadians, but "brother Wuji" makes me feel like we're all black. 是我懶不願開中文軟件，竟忘了 brother 的多重意思。無忌兄，真對不起啊！不是有意的。其實嘛，大家都見不到對方，黑與白的分別也不大呀！
piglet 個 ffb 人資料 \| email	posted 07-03-98 12:13 AM ET (US) 想了一會，大概應說是中文系統(system/program)而非軟件(software)吧。傻姑姊，小妹對語言是博而不精，英文固然不及土生土長的，中文又僅懂數字而已，只是免強湊著用，真的要考我可無從應付呢！
Silly 個人資料 \| email	posted 07-03-98 7:20 AM ET (US) 小豬妹妹：能夠「博」就有「精」的基礎了！高連兄那些 idioms 謎，你就懂得不少。我可不成啦。非常同意："Personality is about a person, but not a particular sex. Stereotyping is BAD!"　可說到我心坎裏了！高連兄：如果你曾吃過女子給的苦頭，我很同情你。但正如你所說，那只是「不爭氣的女子」的行為，不必一棒子打所有女性吧。有些「不爭氣的男子」，所作所為更加不堪（別以為我沒見過），也不必舉例了。總之還是這句： "Personality is about a person, but not a particular sex." 無忌兄： >Well, I thought both lists were funny. I thought so. >But that doesn't mean I am not against >posting them. But I don't think we need stop posting them. 有則改之，無則嘉勉。這裏是笑話區，原不想太嚴肅，我也不喜歡搞對立。男女原應衷誠合作，互補不足的。
CC 個人資料 \| email	posted 07-03-98 9:25 AM ET (US) To me: Stereotyping is sth netural by iteslf. It is BAD only when there is a purpose to stereotype, or when it becomes kind of bigot. Anyhow, next time I'll put things up in sort of unisex way. Let bygones be bygones. BTW, I was not hurt by any females, I am just an observer. BTW, to me: NetNanny-ism is BAD.
piglet 個人資料 \| email	posted 07-03-98 2:04 PM ET (US) >BTW, to me: NetNanny-ism is BAD. 對家中那些不知自控的小孩， NetNanny-ism 的存在並非壞事。我就知有人因為互傳猥狻笑話被朋友家長尋上門來。我也是為小站的健康著想而已。 >只是免強湊著用還是不能好好的說上一句話。更正：免 ==> 勉不想破壞笑話區的氣氛，小豬立誓不再留言於此。多謝各位對我那不成笑話的笑話作出回應。 Piglet signing off...
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CC 個人資料 \| email	posted 06-25-98 12:34 AM ET (US) 5. No one but their creator understands their internal logic. 4. Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference. 3. The native language used to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else. 2. The message, "Bad command or filename," is about as informative as "If you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you." 1. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.
wuji 個人資料 \| email	posted 06-25-98 11:10 AM ET (US) Oh, god, this one is good!
piglet 個人資料 \| email	posted 06-30-98 5:00 PM ET (US) 在此，小妹要學學慕容復： 10 reasons why men are like computers: 1. Have very limited & little capacity. 2. Highly imcompatible. 3. Look strong with their metal casings, but the stuffs inside are as fragile and delicate as glass. 4. Works best at 63 degree, heat it up and they freak out. 5. Highly susceptible to natural disasters like flooding & lightning, and extremely venerable when a power surge comes. 6. When they are embrassed, they simply hang on you. 7. Always try to look sophisticated while they are just combinations of two different binary bits. 8. Enjoy being down-graded every few years. 9. Have lots of bus slots which are never used. 10. Last but not least, without the real brain, they are just another chunks of garbage. (I can definitely go on writing this if anybody wants me to...) And Now we're even. P.S. For those who don't like the previous joke, I ought to apologize, for mine is quite insulting.
Silly 個人資料 \| email	posted 07-02-98 3:38 AM ET (US) 小豬：你這招「以彼之道」使得真好！你的英文程度也很好！
CC 個人資料 \| email	posted 07-02-98 9:29 AM ET (US) 早知道小豬會雙倍奉還，我就列一個廿點清單，忙她一忙。
CC 個人資料 \| email	posted 07-02-98 9:46 AM ET (US) 小豬的回應有兩個盲點﹕ 一、1,2,5,6,9,10 都是男女適用的。二、相信不會有多少人同意(8)。 Being down-graded 　　大概是事實，但沒有人會 enjoy。此外，我深信那 quite insulting 的點 1,2,4 都是事實，起碼那是許多不爭氣的女子的行為。男士們，你們怎麼看法……不過，小站的看官比較年輕，未必有機會身受其苦。
wuji 個人資料 \| email	posted 07-02-98 10:56 AM ET (US) 小豬﹕ > And Now we're even. No, we are not. CC only listed five reasons, and you listed ten. OK, let me serious. I think we should stop leaving this kind of messages/jokes. We are here to insult each other(even though some of the reasons listed are true). I'm sure CC didn't mean no harm. If any of you gi ffb rls was insulted by CC's list, I appologize for him(if he lets me).
wuji 個人資料 \| email	posted 07-02-98 10:59 AM ET (US) See, everytime I try to do something good, I make a fool out of myself. "We are here to insult each other(even though some of the reasons listed are true)."?! Sounds pretty bad, doesn't it? I actually meant "We are NOT here to insult each other(even though some of the reasons listed are true)."
piglet 個人資料 \| email	posted 07-02-98 4:36 PM ET (US) >>一、1,2,5,6,9,10 都是男女適用的。 Yep. You are right. Actually, all of them are. That's what I was trying to say. Everything can go both ways. Personality is about a person, but not a particular sex. Stereotyping is BAD! >>If any of you girls was insulted by CC's list, I appologize for him(if he lets me). I think you don't really need to apologize. I'm probably the only person who takes this so seriously. Since I've taken my revenge, "we're even". I don't even care if you are going to make up another five entries or not. >>I think we should stop leaving this kind of messages/jokes. We are NOT here to insult each other(even though some of the reasons listed are true.) I thought brother Wuji enjoyed that! Please stop the other ones as well. Nobody wants the site being banned by NetNanny, right?
wuji 個人資料 \| email	posted 07-02-98 5:00 PM ET (US) piglet: > I thought brother Wuji enjoyed that! Well, I thought both lists were funny. But that doesn't mean I am not against posting them. BTW, "brother Wuji" sounds funnier than "無忌兄/弟". Nothing against African Americans/Canadians, but "brother Wuji" makes me feel like we're all black.
piglet 個人資料 \| email	posted 07-02-98 10:31 PM ET (US) >>"brother Wuji" sounds funnier than "無忌兄/弟". Nothing against African Americans/Canadians, but "brother Wuji" makes me feel like we're all black. 是我懶不願開中文軟件，竟忘了 brother 的多重意思。無忌兄，真對不起啊！不是有意的。其實嘛，大家都見不到對方，黑與白的分別也不大呀！
piglet 個 ffb 人資料 \| email	posted 07-03-98 12:13 AM ET (US) 想了一會，大概應說是中文系統(system/program)而非軟件(software)吧。傻姑姊，小妹對語言是博而不精，英文固然不及土生土長的，中文又僅懂數字而已，只是免強湊著用，真的要考我可無從應付呢！
Silly 個人資料 \| email	posted 07-03-98 7:20 AM ET (US) 小豬妹妹：能夠「博」就有「精」的基礎了！高連兄那些 idioms 謎，你就懂得不少。我可不成啦。非常同意："Personality is about a person, but not a particular sex. Stereotyping is BAD!"　可說到我心坎裏了！高連兄：如果你曾吃過女子給的苦頭，我很同情你。但正如你所說，那只是「不爭氣的女子」的行為，不必一棒子打所有女性吧。有些「不爭氣的男子」，所作所為更加不堪（別以為我沒見過），也不必舉例了。總之還是這句： "Personality is about a person, but not a particular sex." 無忌兄： >Well, I thought both lists were funny. I thought so. >But that doesn't mean I am not against >posting them. But I don't think we need stop posting them. 有則改之，無則嘉勉。這裏是笑話區，原不想太嚴肅，我也不喜歡搞對立。男女原應衷誠合作，互補不足的。
CC 個人資料 \| email	posted 07-03-98 9:25 AM ET (US) To me: Stereotyping is sth netural by iteslf. It is BAD only when there is a purpose to stereotype, or when it becomes kind of bigot. Anyhow, next time I'll put things up in sort of unisex way. Let bygones be bygones. BTW, I was not hurt by any females, I am just an observer. BTW, to me: NetNanny-ism is BAD.
piglet 個人資料 \| email	posted 07-03-98 2:04 PM ET (US) >BTW, to me: NetNanny-ism is BAD. 對家中那些不知自控的小孩， NetNanny-ism 的存在並非壞事。我就知有人因為互傳猥狻笑話被朋友家長尋上門來。我也是為小站的健康著想而已。 >只是免強湊著用還是不能好好的說上一句話。更正：免 ==> 勉不想破壞笑話區的氣氛，小豬立誓不再留言於此。多謝各位對我那不成笑話的笑話作出回應。 Piglet signing off...
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