笑話區‧差一點就要喊救命 (ENG)

差一點就要喊救命 (ENG)

CC 個人資料 \| email	posted 06-25-98 1:14 PM ET (US) A farmer and his wife went to a fair. The farmer was fascinated by the airplanes and asked a pilot how much a ride would cost. "$10 for 3 minutes," replied the pilot. "That's too much," said the farmer. The pilot thought for a second and then said, "I'll make you a deal. If you and your wife ride for 3 minutes without uttering a sound, the ride will be free. But if you make a sound, you'll have to pay $10." The farmer and his wife agreed and went for a wild ride. After they landed, the pilot said to the farmer, "I want to congratulate you for not making a sound. You are a brave man." "Maybe so," said the farmer, "But I gotta tell ya, I almost screamed when my wife fell out."
wuji 個人資料 \| email	posted 06-25-98 1:17 PM ET (US) No one noticed it when his wife fell out?
XiaHouJi 個人資料 \| email	posted 06-27-98 4:38 AM ET (US) So the wife didn't yelled when she fell???
wuji 個人資料 \| email	posted 06-29-98 1:05 PM ET (US) Good point, Ji.
violet 個人資料 \| email	posted 07-13-98 5:41 AM ET (US) 說真的....我知道一直重複同樣的問題不大禮貌，但.......有沒有中文版啊? 我已經問得自己都不好意思起來了，大家笑話可不可以用中文寫啊 ?
CC 個人資料 \| email	posted 07-13-98 9:01 AM ET (US) 對不起，笑話是抄回來的，實在沒空翻譯，就是去譯自問亦沒法譯出原文的神髓。再者，它們大都用簡單的英文寫，不是文字遊戲型的笑話，應該不難明白。要是有那一句你真的看不懂的話，我(們，希望有其他有心人幫忙)可以嘗試去解釋一下。
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CC 個人資料 \| email	posted 06-25-98 1:14 PM ET (US) A farmer and his wife went to a fair. The farmer was fascinated by the airplanes and asked a pilot how much a ride would cost. "$10 for 3 minutes," replied the pilot. "That's too much," said the farmer. The pilot thought for a second and then said, "I'll make you a deal. If you and your wife ride for 3 minutes without uttering a sound, the ride will be free. But if you make a sound, you'll have to pay $10." The farmer and his wife agreed and went for a wild ride. After they landed, the pilot said to the farmer, "I want to congratulate you for not making a sound. You are a brave man." "Maybe so," said the farmer, "But I gotta tell ya, I almost screamed when my wife fell out."
wuji 個人資料 \| email	posted 06-25-98 1:17 PM ET (US) No one noticed it when his wife fell out?
XiaHouJi 個人資料 \| email	posted 06-27-98 4:38 AM ET (US) So the wife didn't yelled when she fell???
wuji 個人資料 \| email	posted 06-29-98 1:05 PM ET (US) Good point, Ji.
violet 個人資料 \| email	posted 07-13-98 5:41 AM ET (US) 說真的....我知道一直重複同樣的問題不大禮貌，但.......有沒有中文版啊? 我已經問得自己都不好意思起來了，大家笑話可不可以用中文寫啊 ?
CC 個人資料 \| email	posted 07-13-98 9:01 AM ET (US) 對不起，笑話是抄回來的，實在沒空翻譯，就是去譯自問亦沒法譯出原文的神髓。再者，它們大都用簡單的英文寫，不是文字遊戲型的笑話，應該不難明白。要是有那一句你真的看不懂的話，我(們，希望有其他有心人幫忙)可以嘗試去解釋一下。
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