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CC 個人資料 \| email	posted 06-25-98 1:15 PM ET (US) The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that. At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" The other replied, "Yes, I am, I married the wrong man." Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished. A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" And the father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying." Young Son: Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her? Dad: That happens in every country, son. Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; and then it was too late." After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." The husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice." A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same things "You can have mine." When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. - Sacha Guitry Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe. - Jackie Mason Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
wuji 個人資料 \| email	posted 06-25-98 1:23 PM ET (US) CC, you seem to have a thing against wowen.
CC 個人資料 \| email	posted 06-25-98 1:30 PM ET (US) I didn't write these, I just copied.
wuji 個人資料 \| email	posted 06-25-98 1:38 PM ET (US) OK, fair enough.
XiaHouJi 個人資料 \| email	posted 06-27-98 4:20 AM ET (US) Is marriage really this bad? Anyone married here?
CC 個人資料 \| email	posted 07-19-98 2:40 PM ET (US) I guess NO, since no one respond to your question.
XiaHouJi 個人資料 \| email	posted 07-20-98 1:25 AM ET (US) I hope the NO is for my first question. Or marriage is that bad so no one dare to write his opinion.......
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CC 個人資料 \| email	posted 06-25-98 1:15 PM ET (US) The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that. At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" The other replied, "Yes, I am, I married the wrong man." Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished. A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" And the father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying." Young Son: Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her? Dad: That happens in every country, son. Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; and then it was too late." After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." The husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice." A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same things "You can have mine." When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. - Sacha Guitry Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe. - Jackie Mason Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
wuji 個人資料 \| email	posted 06-25-98 1:23 PM ET (US) CC, you seem to have a thing against wowen.
CC 個人資料 \| email	posted 06-25-98 1:30 PM ET (US) I didn't write these, I just copied.
wuji 個人資料 \| email	posted 06-25-98 1:38 PM ET (US) OK, fair enough.
XiaHouJi 個人資料 \| email	posted 06-27-98 4:20 AM ET (US) Is marriage really this bad? Anyone married here?
CC 個人資料 \| email	posted 07-19-98 2:40 PM ET (US) I guess NO, since no one respond to your question.
XiaHouJi 個人資料 \| email	posted 07-20-98 1:25 AM ET (US) I hope the NO is for my first question. Or marriage is that bad so no one dare to write his opinion.......
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