笑話區‧監獄 VS 工作 (ENG)

監獄 VS 工作 (ENG)

CC 個人資料 \| email	posted 07-10-98 8:39 AM ET (US) - In prison you spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell. - At work you spend most of your time in a 5x8 cubicle. - In prison you get 3 meals a day. - At work you get a break for 1 meal and you have to pay for it. - In prison you get time off for good behavior. - At work you get rewarded for good behavior with more work. - In prison a security guard locks, unlocks, opens and closes doors for you. - At work you must carry around a security card and unlock and open all doors yourself. - In prison you get your own toilet. - At work you have to share. - In prison they allow you to visit your family and friends. - At work you can't even speak to family and friends. - In prison all expenses are paid by taxpayers, with no work required. - At work, you get to pay all the expenses to get to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners. - In prison you spend most of your life looking through bars from the inside wanting to get out. - At work you spend most of your time wanting to get out and inside bars. - In prison you can join many programs which you can leave at any time. - At work there are some programs you can never get out of. - In prison there are wardens who are often sadistic and psychotic. - At work we call them managers.
violet 個人資料 \| email	posted 07-13-98 5:29 AM ET (US) 中....文....版...?
wuji 個人資料 \| email	posted 07-14-98 11:05 AM ET (US) -In prison, you could get gang-raped and no one would care. -At work, it doesn't happen, and if it did you could sue.
CC 個人資料 \| email	posted 07-16-98 4:26 PM ET (US) Correction: In prison a security guard locks, unlocks, opens and closes doors for you.
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CC 個人資料 \| email	posted 07-10-98 8:39 AM ET (US) - In prison you spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell. - At work you spend most of your time in a 5x8 cubicle. - In prison you get 3 meals a day. - At work you get a break for 1 meal and you have to pay for it. - In prison you get time off for good behavior. - At work you get rewarded for good behavior with more work. - In prison a security guard locks, unlocks, opens and closes doors for you. - At work you must carry around a security card and unlock and open all doors yourself. - In prison you get your own toilet. - At work you have to share. - In prison they allow you to visit your family and friends. - At work you can't even speak to family and friends. - In prison all expenses are paid by taxpayers, with no work required. - At work, you get to pay all the expenses to get to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners. - In prison you spend most of your life looking through bars from the inside wanting to get out. - At work you spend most of your time wanting to get out and inside bars. - In prison you can join many programs which you can leave at any time. - At work there are some programs you can never get out of. - In prison there are wardens who are often sadistic and psychotic. - At work we call them managers.
violet 個人資料 \| email	posted 07-13-98 5:29 AM ET (US) 中....文....版...?
wuji 個人資料 \| email	posted 07-14-98 11:05 AM ET (US) -In prison, you could get gang-raped and no one would care. -At work, it doesn't happen, and if it did you could sue.
CC 個人資料 \| email	posted 07-16-98 4:26 PM ET (US) Correction: In prison a security guard locks, unlocks, opens and closes doors for you.
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