CC
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posted 07-13-98 9:03 AM ET (US)
Three IBM Engineers and three Microsoft Employees are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the three Microsoft Employees each buy tickets and watch as the three IBM Engineers buy only a single ticket. "How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?" asks Microsoft Employee. "Watch and you'll see," answers the IBM Engineer. They all board the train. The Microsoft Employees take their respective seats but all three IBM Engineers cram into a restroom and close the door behind them. Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the restroom door and says, "Ticket, please." The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on. The Microsoft Employees saw this and agreed it was quite a clever idea. So after the conference, the Microsoft Employees decide to copy the IBM Engineers on the return trip and save some money (being clever with money, and all that). When they get to the station, they buy a single ticket for the return trip. To their astonishment, the IBM Engineers don't buy a ticket at all. "How are you going to travel without a ticket?" says one perplexed Microsoft Employee. "Watch and you'll see," answers a IBM Engineer. When they board the train the t ffb hree Microsoft Employees cram into a restroom and the three IBM Engineers cram into another one nearby. The train departs. Shortly afterward, one of the IBM Engineers leaves his restroom and walks over to the restroom where the Microsoft Employees are hiding. He knocks on the door and says, "Ticket, please."
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wuji
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posted 07-14-98 11:14 AM ET (US)
CC: Stop making fun of us engineers! |
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posted 07-14-98 11:18 AM ET (US)
Nope. It is making fun of the Executives (or Lawyers). BTW, I am an engineer, well, at least I have an BEng degree in Mechanical Engg. |
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wuji
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posted 07-14-98 11:23 AM ET (US)
I think you are also implying that engineers are too cheap to buy train tickets. |
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posted 07-14-98 11:29 AM ET (US)
So make it "An IBM Engineer, and his/her two assistant clerks who are unwilling to pay for the train tickets" in place of "Three IBM Engineers", would this be better? |
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wuji
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posted 07-14-98 11:35 AM ET (US)
I think the situation should be reversed, that is the lawyers, even though rich, are unwilling to pay train tickets, while the engineers, even though not as rich and often thought as smart, are learning from those “滑頭”lawyers. |
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