First Bill goes to Hell and he ends up on a beach with beautiful women and all the food you can eat, everything his heart desires. Next day he is sent to heaven. Just a bunch of boring people on clouds.

St Peter brings him back and asks him where he wants to go Hell or Heaven? Bill says send me to Hell. When he gets there he is chaned and it is burning hot-You know, pretty much Hell. Bill yells up to St. Peter - What happened? The other day it was beatiful down here.