Marriage is an institution in which a manloses his bachelor's degree and the woman gets her master's.

A happy marriage is a matter of give and take; the husband gives and the wife takes.

Three rings: Engagement ring, Wedding ring, Suffering.

When a newly married man looks happy we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy - we wonder why.

It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.

A perfect wife is one who helps the husband with the dishes.