Hazardous Materials Information Bulletin
Material Safety Data sheet
Woman: A Chemical Analysis

Element: WOMAN
Symbol: WO
Discoverer: Adam
Atomic Mass: Accepted as 52.6KG. But known to vary from 40 to 200 KG.
Occurrence: Copious quantities in all urban areas.

Physical properties:

1. Surface usually covered with a painted film.
2. Boils at nothing, freezes without any known reason.
3. Melts if given special treatment.
4. Bitter if incorrectly used.
5. Found in various states ranging from virgin metal to common ore.
6. Yields to pressure applied to correct points.

Chemical Properties;

1. Has great affinity for gold, silver and a range of precious stones.
2. Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.
3. May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no known reason.
4. Insoluable in liquids, but activity greatly increases by saturaiton in alcohol.
5. Most powerful money reducing agent known to man.

Common Uses:

1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars.
2. Can be a great aid in relaxation.
3. Very effective cleaning agent.

Tests:

1. Pure specimen truns rosy pink when discovered in the natural state.
2. Turns green when placed beside a better specimen.

Hazards: