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Jean
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posted 07-22-98 4:34 PM ET (US)
Top Ten List from The Late Show with David Letterman - Top 10 Signs You Have a Bad Ailine Pilot 10. You overhear him say on the intercom "Hey, Pedro, what's this gizmo do?" 9. For the past two hours, you've been going straight up. 8. He says, "We're cruising at an altitude of 40 feet." 7. The copilot is sitting on his lap. 6. When you take off, he yells, "Weeeeeee!" 5. At some point he announces, "Forget Chicago, let's go find that Mars observer!" 4. He's wearing a Domino's Pizza uniform. 3. Over the P.A. you hear "Hey, hey, hey, this plane sucks, hey, hey, hey." 2. As you get on the plane, you recognize the pilot as the same guy who drove your cab to the airport. 1. He keeps referring to the control tower as "Mommy." |
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wuji
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posted 07-23-98 11:47 AM ET (US)
#9 and #8 seem to contradict each other. |
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