Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In Bed

Get Your Tongue Otta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye

Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure

How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?

I Can't Get Over You, So Why Don't You Get Under Me?

I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling

I Got In At 2 With A "10" And Woke Up At 10 With A "2"

x I Hate Every Bone In Your Body Except For Mine

I Just Bought A Car From A Guy That Stole My Girl, But The Car Don't Run So I Figure We Got An Even Deal

I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You

I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well

I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better

I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win

I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonite

I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like Having You Here

I've Got Tears in My Ears From Lying On My Back While I Cry Over You

If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You

If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now

Mama Get A Hammer, (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)

My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, and I Sure Do Miss Him

Please Bypass this Heart

She Got the Ring and I Got the Finger

She Got the Goldmine and I Got the Shaft

You Done Tore Out My Heart and Stomped that Sucker Flat