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CC 個人資料 \| email	posted 08-13-98 12:52 PM ET (US) An immigrant from Hong Kong is applying for citizenship in Canada. He is to be interviewed by a Canadian immigration officer. He does not speak English well and knows nothing about Canada. Therefore, he invited a special translator to help him in his interview:- Officer : Do you know who was the first Prime Minister of Canada? Translator: 個官問你通常去邊度食漢堡飽？ Man : (answered to the officer) Oh..... 麥當勞 (The first minister of Canada is Sir John MacDonald.) The officer nodded his head and then asked the second question. Officer : Could you tell me which province you're living in now? Translator: 個官問你鼻哥窿裡邊最污糟係咩？ Man : (replied to the officer) Ah..... 鼻屎 (The man lives in the province of British Columbia, commonly known as B.C.) The officer nodded his head again and asked the final question. Officer : Do you know what your privilege is when you become Canadian? Translator: 個官問你一隻狗點吠？ Man : (demonstrated the sound to the officer)... Woe, Woe. (One of the privileges of a Canadian is the right to vote.) The officer told the man that all the questions were answered correctly, shook hands with him and congratulated him that he had passed the interview to be a Canadian citizen. 案﹕ 邊度 = 哪裡鼻哥窿裡邊 = 鼻腔裡污糟 = 骯髒係咩 = 是甚麼點叫 = 怎麼吠
wuji 個人資料 \| email	posted 08-13-98 1:17 PM ET (US) That's funny.(My interview wasn't as interesting)
XiaHouJi 個人資料 \| email	posted 08-21-98 1:38 AM ET (US) So, only 3 questions?
wuji 個人資料 \| email	posted 08-31-98 10:36 AM ET (US) Ji: This is supposed to be a joke.
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CC 個人資料 \| email	posted 08-13-98 12:52 PM ET (US) An immigrant from Hong Kong is applying for citizenship in Canada. He is to be interviewed by a Canadian immigration officer. He does not speak English well and knows nothing about Canada. Therefore, he invited a special translator to help him in his interview:- Officer : Do you know who was the first Prime Minister of Canada? Translator: 個官問你通常去邊度食漢堡飽？ Man : (answered to the officer) Oh..... 麥當勞 (The first minister of Canada is Sir John MacDonald.) The officer nodded his head and then asked the second question. Officer : Could you tell me which province you're living in now? Translator: 個官問你鼻哥窿裡邊最污糟係咩？ Man : (replied to the officer) Ah..... 鼻屎 (The man lives in the province of British Columbia, commonly known as B.C.) The officer nodded his head again and asked the final question. Officer : Do you know what your privilege is when you become Canadian? Translator: 個官問你一隻狗點吠？ Man : (demonstrated the sound to the officer)... Woe, Woe. (One of the privileges of a Canadian is the right to vote.) The officer told the man that all the questions were answered correctly, shook hands with him and congratulated him that he had passed the interview to be a Canadian citizen. 案﹕ 邊度 = 哪裡鼻哥窿裡邊 = 鼻腔裡污糟 = 骯髒係咩 = 是甚麼點叫 = 怎麼吠
wuji 個人資料 \| email	posted 08-13-98 1:17 PM ET (US) That's funny.(My interview wasn't as interesting)
XiaHouJi 個人資料 \| email	posted 08-21-98 1:38 AM ET (US) So, only 3 questions?
wuji 個人資料 \| email	posted 08-31-98 10:36 AM ET (US) Ji: This is supposed to be a joke.
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