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CC 個人資料 \| email	posted 08-15-98 7:36 AM ET (US) Three women were about to be executed. One was a brunette, one was a redhead, and the other was a blonde. The guard brought the first woman, the brunette, forward and the executioner asked if she had any last requests. She says no and the executioner shouted, "Ready... Aim...!!!" and suddenly the brunette yelled, EARTHQUAKE!" Everyone was startled and looked around. She escaped. So they brought up the redhead and asked if she had any last requests. She said no, and the executioner shouted, "Ready... Aim...!!!" and suddenly the redhead yelled, "TORNADO!" Everyone was startled and looked around. She escaped. Well, by now, the blonde had it all figured out. They brought her forward and the executioner asked if she had any last requests. She said no and the executioner shouted, "Ready... Aim...!!!" and the blonde yelled, "FIRE!"
XiaHouJi 個人資料 \| email	posted 08-21 d2e -98 1:28 AM ET (US) Are blondes really that stupid?
CC 個人資料 \| email	posted 08-21-98 9:27 AM ET (US) Again... stereotype... brunette, redhead, blonde are replacable.
wuji 個人資料 \| email	posted 08-31-98 11:52 AM ET (US) Q: How many brain cells does a blonde have? A: None. Q: How many brain cells does a pregnant blonde have? A: One.
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CC 個人資料 \| email	posted 08-15-98 7:36 AM ET (US) Three women were about to be executed. One was a brunette, one was a redhead, and the other was a blonde. The guard brought the first woman, the brunette, forward and the executioner asked if she had any last requests. She says no and the executioner shouted, "Ready... Aim...!!!" and suddenly the brunette yelled, EARTHQUAKE!" Everyone was startled and looked around. She escaped. So they brought up the redhead and asked if she had any last requests. She said no, and the executioner shouted, "Ready... Aim...!!!" and suddenly the redhead yelled, "TORNADO!" Everyone was startled and looked around. She escaped. Well, by now, the blonde had it all figured out. They brought her forward and the executioner asked if she had any last requests. She said no and the executioner shouted, "Ready... Aim...!!!" and the blonde yelled, "FIRE!"
XiaHouJi 個人資料 \| email	posted 08-21 d2e -98 1:28 AM ET (US) Are blondes really that stupid?
CC 個人資料 \| email	posted 08-21-98 9:27 AM ET (US) Again... stereotype... brunette, redhead, blonde are replacable.
wuji 個人資料 \| email	posted 08-31-98 11:52 AM ET (US) Q: How many brain cells does a blonde have? A: None. Q: How many brain cells does a pregnant blonde have? A: One.
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