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posted 09-12-98 9:29 PM ET (US)
From: Dr. Robert W. Zhang (rzhang@bgnet.bgsu.edu)

It was near the end of the school year. The teacher had turned in her grades. There was really nothing to do. All the kids were restless because there was nothing to do and it was near the end of the day. Then the teacher said, "Let's play a game. Whoever answers the questions I ask first and correctly can leave early today."

Little Johnny said to himself, "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm smart and will answer the first question."

The teacher asked, "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?" Before Johnny could open his mouth, Susie said, "Abraham Lincoln." The teacher said, "That's right Susie. You can go." Johnny was MAD. Susie answered first.

The teacher asked, "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?" Before Johnny could open his mouth, Mary said, "Martin Luther King." The teacher said, "That's right Mary. You can go." Johnny was even MADDER than before. Mary answered first.

The teacher asked, "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?" Before Johnny could open his mouth, Nancy said, "John F. Kennedy." The teacher said, "That's right Nancy. You can go." Johnny was BOILING MAD. Nancy answered first.

Then the teacher turned her back and Johnny said, "I wish these bitches would keep their mouths shut." The teacher turned around furiously and demanded to know, "WHO SAID THAT?"

Before anyone else could answer, Johnny said, "BILL CLINTON! Can I go now?"


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