笑話區‧Fishing

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CC 個人資料 \| email	posted 10-10-98 7:57 AM ET (US) Bob Needham (bneedham@cisco.com) It was a cold winter day, when an old man walked out onto a frozen lake, cut a hole in the ice, dropped in his fishing line and began waiting for a fish to bite. He was there for almost an hour without even a nibble when a young boy walked out onto the ice, cut a hole in the ice not to far from the old man and dropped in his fishing line. It only took about a minute and WHAM! a Largemouth Bass hit his hook and the boy pulled in the fish. The old man couldn't believe it but figured it was just luck. But, the boy dropped in his line and again within just a few minutes pulled in another one. This went on and on until finally the old man couldn't take it any more since he hadn't caught a thing all this time. He went to the boy and said, "Son, I've been here for over an hour without even a nibble. You have been here only a few minutes and have caught about half a dozen fish! How do you do it?" The boy responded, "Roo raf roo reep ra rums rrarm." "What was that?" the old man asked. Again the boy responded, "Roo hahhuh eep ra urms ormm." "Look," said the old man, "I can't understand a word you are saying." So the boy spit a big wad of something into his hand and said, "You have to keep the worms warm!"
wuji 個人資料 \| email	posted 10-11-98 10:20 PM ET (US) So there are stupid people in the world.
Xiren 個人資料 \| email	posted 10-11-98 11:25 PM ET (US) wuji: I don't understand your comments. Who is stupid? The old man or the boy? I think the boy is smart although I wouldn't want to keep worms in my mouth.
wuji 個人資料 \| email	posted 10-13-98 11:35 AM ET (US) The boy is stupid. Although his idea of keeping worms warm is smart, the way he goes about it shows that he's actually stupid.
YY 個人資料 \| email	posted 10-13-98 3:10 PM ET (US) 噁心！
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CC 個人資料 \| email	posted 10-10-98 7:57 AM ET (US) Bob Needham (bneedham@cisco.com) It was a cold winter day, when an old man walked out onto a frozen lake, cut a hole in the ice, dropped in his fishing line and began waiting for a fish to bite. He was there for almost an hour without even a nibble when a young boy walked out onto the ice, cut a hole in the ice not to far from the old man and dropped in his fishing line. It only took about a minute and WHAM! a Largemouth Bass hit his hook and the boy pulled in the fish. The old man couldn't believe it but figured it was just luck. But, the boy dropped in his line and again within just a few minutes pulled in another one. This went on and on until finally the old man couldn't take it any more since he hadn't caught a thing all this time. He went to the boy and said, "Son, I've been here for over an hour without even a nibble. You have been here only a few minutes and have caught about half a dozen fish! How do you do it?" The boy responded, "Roo raf roo reep ra rums rrarm." "What was that?" the old man asked. Again the boy responded, "Roo hahhuh eep ra urms ormm." "Look," said the old man, "I can't understand a word you are saying." So the boy spit a big wad of something into his hand and said, "You have to keep the worms warm!"
wuji 個人資料 \| email	posted 10-11-98 10:20 PM ET (US) So there are stupid people in the world.
Xiren 個人資料 \| email	posted 10-11-98 11:25 PM ET (US) wuji: I don't understand your comments. Who is stupid? The old man or the boy? I think the boy is smart although I wouldn't want to keep worms in my mouth.
wuji 個人資料 \| email	posted 10-13-98 11:35 AM ET (US) The boy is stupid. Although his idea of keeping worms warm is smart, the way he goes about it shows that he's actually stupid.
YY 個人資料 \| email	posted 10-13-98 3:10 PM ET (US) 噁心！
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