國寶大熊貓 (ENG)
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posted 03-15-99 6:04 PM ET (US)
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and
orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich,
pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead.
As the panda stands up to go, the bartender
shouts, "Hey! Where are you going? You just
shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your
sandwich!"

The panda yells back at the bartender, "Hey
man, I'm a PANDA! Look it up!"

The bartender opens his dictionary and sees
the following definition for panda: "A tree
dwelling marsupial of Asian orgin,
characterized by distinct black and white
coloring. Eats shoots and leaves. "


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