Mother & Son.
suizette
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posted 04-21-99 4:17 PM PT (US)
Dear Mom,

$chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply can't think of anything I need, $o if you would like, you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you.

Love, Your $on.
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The Reply:

Dear Son,

I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep even an hoNOr student busy. Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task, and you can never study eNOugh.

Love,Mom.

wuji
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posted 04-23-99 12:59 PM PT (US)
I can definitely imagine myself writing a similiar letter to my mom.
Priestess
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posted 05-11-99 4:55 PM PT (US)
Micro$oft Widow 98
xph
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posted 05-11-99 5:34 PM PT (US)
Micro$oft Widow 98

Widow 98? Is there a deeper meaning to this?

Priestess
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posted 05-11-99 10:07 PM PT (US)
Widow 98? Is there a deeper meaning to this?
no!just a joke about Microsoft.
"Mircohard Widow 98"
[url]
http://www.ck.tp.edu.tw/~ck870702/p1.htm[/url]

Mirco$oft is an old joke.

Priestess
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posted 05-11-99 10:22 PM PT (US)
我喜歡比爾蓋茲和微軟...
-的-笑-話...

"微軟的企業文化與領導團隊的人格很有關係."
蓋茲脾氣非常大,動不動罵人笨.
有一次還罵CBS(美國電視台)名主播宗毓華
"天哪,你真是夠笨的!"
除了蓋茲,微軟另一個容易激動的高層主管波曼.
也是現今的執行長.
"波曼高聲曼辱罵部屬的喊叫,常常透過冷氣管傳
遍整個微軟大樓.而且他也因過度兇惡的大吼,
動過一次割喉手術."
誇張嗎?據說微軟的產品水準每況愈下,所以蓋茲
只好下陣親自監督產品品質.這是雜誌看來的.
Peter Druker 說微軟十五年內一定倒台.
因為他們太鴨霸了.
(沒人在微軟工作吧...)
如果有其他好用價格合理的非window開機系統,
我願換開機系統重新學起.not a joke!

Priestess
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posted 05-11-99 10:39 PM PT (US)
現在想起來有網友在微軟打工過...
不講是誰了.
嗯...除了希望比爾蓋茲被換掉外,
我希望微軟所有的員工都安然無恙.
因為他們是無辜的.


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