YCP
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posted 10-26-99 11:08 AM PT (US)
Q1: If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis; would you recommend that she have an abortion? Read the next question before scrolling down to the answer of this one. Q2: It is time to elect the world leader, and your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three leading candidates: Candidate A
Candidate B
Candidate C
Which of these candidates would be your choice? Decide first, no peeking, then scroll down for the answer. |
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YCP
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posted 10-26-99 11:11 AM PT (US)
No peeking,
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YCP
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posted 10-26-99 11:11 AM PT (US)
Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt Candidate B is Winston Churchill Candidate C is Adolph Hitler And by the way, answer to the abortion question - if you said yes, you just killed Beethoven.
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wuji
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posted 10-26-99 10:46 PM PT (US)
OK, so I guess I saved Beethoven and elected Churchill. |
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blueberry
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posted 10-27-99 10:59 AM PT (US)
Me too :-) From my perspective, candidate B is just fine.... YCP:
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aries44
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posted 10-28-99 2:49 AM PT (US)
可不可以找人把問題翻譯出來?? 好些英文我看不明白, 一頭霧水的. |
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YCP
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posted 10-28-99 5:27 PM PT (US)
對不起,老朽沒有時間為閣下翻譯,最多只能為閣 下解釋看不明白的地方。希望另有高人援手。 佘老頭 |
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xph
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posted 10-28-99 7:08 PM PT (US)
I'd vote for Candidate C, seems like the only choice. Yes, I'd recommend her having an abortion. |
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xph
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posted 10-28-99 7:17 PM PT (US)
What??? 不公平啊~
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ChBjo
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posted 10-28-99 7:24 PM PT (US)
虱目魚: 難道你不知道說有心機的人為達到目的前, 是不會讓自己有任何把柄的 |
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ChBjo
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posted 10-28-99 7:26 PM PT (US)
另外, 就算之前的一直失敗, 多嘗試一點 總會有成功的 一天 (雖說這番話用在生寶寶上有點........殘酷) |
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xph
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posted 10-28-99 7:30 PM PT (US)
虱目魚手癢, 把它翻成中文錯誤的地方還請指正. 題一: 一位孕婦已生了八胎, 其中三個耳聾, 兩個
題二: 選舉到了, 你擁有投票權, 請在下列候選人
甲: 和痞子政治家打交道, 和天文學家討論議題,
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xph
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posted 10-28-99 7:33 PM PT (US)
聊狂: 可是梅毒會傳染給嬰兒耶 (應該是吧?) 怎麼忍心看下一代受傷害? |
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ChBjo
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posted 10-28-99 7:44 PM PT (US)
但是在那時代, 知道梅毒會傳染幼兒??? |
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xph
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posted 10-28-99 8:02 PM PT (US)
嗯 這也沒錯 所以說嘛, 時代不同, 不適用. ^_^ |
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aries44
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posted 10-28-99 8:39 PM PT (US)
對於問題2, 我總是覺得答案不會是c 無理由這麼簡單的. |
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ChBjo
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posted 10-28-99 8:47 PM PT (US)
這此區的不成文規定: 永遠不要選擇最符合現實的答案 |
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wuji
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posted 10-28-99 10:27 PM PT (US)
希特勒是專制, 不會辦選舉. 題目只是說到了選世界領袖的時候了﹐並沒有說這 選舉是希特勒辦的﹐他只是候選人之一而已。 對於問題2, 我總是覺得答案不會是c 無理由這麼簡單的. 答這種題目應該這樣去考慮嗎﹖ 聊狂﹕ 你最近還好吧﹖
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Xiren
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posted 10-28-99 11:07 PM PT (US)
虱目魚譯得滿好的,不過在下認為有幾處小問題: Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists. He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.
可能只是個人主觀,在下認為「政治家」這詞有褒
另 astrologist(= astrologer) 在現代的用法中
又,既然是 "mistresses", 應該沒有婚姻關係。 He's a vegetarian
在下的答案: 問題一、會告知孕婦可能發生的後果,但不會建議
問題二、無法根據所提供的資料投票,因為那些敘
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ChBjo
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posted 10-28-99 11:19 PM PT (US)
無忌: 我最近啊? 非常的好............慘 相信你自己也曾經歷過這一時期
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wuji
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posted 10-28-99 11:21 PM PT (US)
解釋一下我的答案﹕ Q1﹕很簡單﹕我不贊成abortion。至於所提供的有
Q2﹕因為選的是world leader﹐所以提供的有關
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wuji
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posted 10-28-99 11:27 PM PT (US)
相信你自己也曾經歷過這一時期 先祝我好運吧? Actually I meant something else, but never mind. (Un)fortunately﹐我沒有經歷過你現在經歷的 這段時期。美加制度大概不太一樣。 祝好運! |
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ChBjo
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posted 10-28-99 11:33 PM PT (US)
我人在美國!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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wuji
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posted 10-28-99 11:37 PM PT (US)
我知道。我人在加拿大﹐所以我說『美加制度大概 不太一樣。』 (這句話可能會引起爭論/誤會﹐我的意思是指高
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ChBjo
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posted 10-29-99 12:04 AM PT (US)
美加制度大概不太一樣 我還當是美加制度....
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ChBjo
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posted 10-29-99 12:08 AM PT (US)
Actually I meant something else, but never mind. so what do you actually mean? just tell me.
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wuji
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posted 10-29-99 7:26 AM PT (US)
我還當是美加制度.... Ok, I see, that's how you understood it. Sorry I didn't make myself clear. 有差的不過是SAT成績(好像是), 最累的便是college essay了, 沒有了這兩樣﹐應該就會輕鬆不少吧。 so what do you actually mean? just tell me. Nothing. Forget it. |
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Scottie
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posted 10-29-99 7:44 PM PT (US)
Adolph Hitler didn't have any extramarital affairs? No way! He was infected with some kind of sex disease (syphilis??) from a Jewish woman! His private life was a mess, just like our Chairman Mao... |
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ChBjo
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posted 10-29-99 8:15 PM PT (US)
有差的不過是SAT成績(好像是), 最累的便是college essay了, 沒有了這兩樣﹐應該就會輕鬆不少吧 Life has never been so easy!!!!!!! |
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Scottie
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posted 10-29-99 8:38 PM PT (US)
By the way, I almost thought Candidate C is Forest Gump!!! : D So, Xiren you are quite right: >無法根據所提供的資料投票,因為那些敘述都與 「能否成為一個好領袖」沒有多大的關係。 |
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wuji
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posted 10-29-99 10:23 PM PT (US)
Life has never been so easy!!!!!!! I'd have to say life's treated me fairly good. And BTW, I think I got my answer. |
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xph
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posted 10-30-99 11:16 PM PT (US)
果然是被我譯的亂七八糟 ^o^ 看完題目的答案讓我覺得如果從不同角度看一件
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posted 11-01-99 6:56 AM PT (US)
> Adolph Hitler didn't have any extramarital affairs? No way! He had not had any XM affairs "before" (the "election"), though his private life was a mess "after". |
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WHY
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posted 11-01-99 7:03 AM PT (US)
I killed Beethoven and elected Churchill. I guess that Beethoven would be better off if he was born in another family; yes, I believe in cyclic lile. By the way, I thought Candidate C was Mr. Gump, too!, though I did not remember whether Mr. Gump was a vegetarian.
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Xiren
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posted 11-01-99 8:02 AM PT (US)
yes, I believe in cyclic lile. May I ask what "cyclic lile" is ? Do you mean "reincarnation" (輪迴) ?! |
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WHY
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posted 11-01-99 8:58 AM PT (US)
Thank you for your comments, Xiren. Yes, I meant 輪迴, but I didn't use reincarnation (rebirth of the soul) since the definition of the word implies the existence of a soul, whereas cyclic life (sorry for the typo), or cyclic existence, is commonly used in Buddhist texts. I should have written in Chinese as 輪迴, but I could not do so in office. |
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WHY
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posted 11-01-99 9:03 AM PT (US)
By the way, I guess this topic was supposed to be a joke, wasn't it? However, the outcome is...... |
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Xiren
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posted 11-02-99 9:22 AM PT (US)
WHY, I didn't use reincarnation (rebirth of the soul) since the definition of the word implies the existence of a soul 有啥問題呢?在下對佛學沒有研究,但記得輪迴只 發生在有「靈魂」的「六道」之間,不是嗎?! whereas cyclic life (sorry for the typo), or cyclic existence, is commonly used in Buddhist texts.
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YCP
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posted 11-02-99 11:27 AM PT (US)
六道都是「有情」﹐而不是「有靈魂」。 根據佛家的理論﹐輪迴者乃業力牽引相續﹐輪迴期 間顯現的「中陰身」(或曰中有)是現象﹐其中沒有 靈魂這種不變的「實體」(也就是「我」了﹐自然 違反「諸法無我」的法印)﹐所以生死不是靈魂的 移轉。 佛典中對輪迴的機理有細緻的分析﹐於此無法細述。 Samsara 是輪迴的梵語﹐英文的普及佛學讀物一般
余非老頭 (看見有關佛學的﹐總是忍不住手……) |
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WHY
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posted 11-02-99 1:41 PM PT (US)
謝謝余非老頭先生代小可解釋。 輪迴的機理小可只是略有所聞,知個大概而矣,還 望先生指教。 |
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Xiren
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posted 11-06-99 6:23 AM PT (US)
多謝余非老頭的解釋。 在下果然是鈍根下器!一年前讀到這篇余非老頭
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