Some NEW Church Bulletin Bloopers
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posted 11-10-99 4:26 AM PT (US)
* Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa will be speaking tonight at Calvary Memorial Church in Racine. Come tonight and hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa.

* FASTING Conference. "The cost for attending the Fasting and Prayer conference includes meals."

* Miss Charlene Mason sang "I will not pass this way again", giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.

* Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Don't forget your husbands.

* Next Sunday is the family hayride and bonfire at the Fowlers'. Bring your own hot dogs and guns. Friends are welcome! Everyone come for a fun time.

* Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say "hell" to someone who doesn't care much about you.

* The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been cancelled due to a conflict.

* The sermon this morning: "Jesus walks on the water." The sermon tonight: "Searching for Jesus."

* Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get.

* Barbara remains in the hospital and needs blood donors for more transfusions. She is also having trouble sleeping and requests tapes of Pastor Jack's sermons.

* The "Over 60's Choir" will be disbanded for the summer with thanks.

* The Pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday morning.


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