"This page is for you Jimmy. We love you."
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For those
of you who don't know who James "Jimmy" Barret is, I'll start
out by providing a brief and extremely insufficient biography. The exact
origin of Jimmy is not known, nor can we be certain of the events of his
childhood. However, we can reasonably surmise, based on observation of
his current personality, that his childhood must have involved several
traumatizing events. Perhaps a sexually abusive uncle or a drag queen father.
He has gone by many names: communist, Louie, asshole, to name a few. But,
in the end, there is really only one term which accurately captures the
essence that is James "asshole" Barrett- pimp daddy. On close
examination of the picture at left, it becomes readily apparent even to
the most unskilled eye, that James "I like to fuck injured squirrels"
Barrett is, in fact the new Christ, risen in the form of the ultimate player.
In fact, just last month, Richard Roundtree, famous as the title character
in the film 'Shaft', declared James "the cat who's a sex machine to
all the chicks." It is truly difficult to express in words the sense
of awe one gets watching this self-proclaimed "ultimate lover"
in action, gently caressing the elbow of an extremely drunken, beat-ugly
girl and causing her to do all sorts of naughty things. However, I hope
this page helps provide some insight into the enigma that is...James "jaded
of his own free will" Barrett.
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What is the James Barret Fan Club?
The James Barret Fan Club is an organization which was founded in 1999 in order to preserve the philosophy of on of the greatest geniuses of our time, to promote communism, and to educate the masses about the dangers of drug and alchohol abuse. It was single-handedly begun by one of James Barret's most loyal admirers- the one known only as 'Ferrin'. It quickly mushroomed into one of the largest cults in the continental United States. It now includes members from one state nation-wide, and is growing by leaps and bounds every day. We anticipate the success to continue until we are powerful enough to overthrow the government and replace it with a Barrettist Communism headed by James Barret himself. And of course, new members are always welcome. To join, see below.
Mike Ferrin - president
Mary Beth Boland - vice president
Daniel Supple - military advisor
Join the James Barrett Fanclub!
That's right. For a limited time only, we're offering free membership to anyone. And we mean ANYONE! Just e-mail your name and the words "I want to join the James Barrett Fanclub!" to THIS address and you can be a part of James Barrett history! Your name will be listed on this page with such noted personalities as:
(no members as of last update)
James Barrett and Kaspar Hauser:
Separated at birth?
I think these pictures speak for themselves.
Barrettist Communism
In the early
1930's James Barrett made several trips to the Soviet Union. During these
trips, he became friends with the Soviet leader Joseph Stalin. It was on
these trips that James and Joseph discussed the theories of Marx and Lenin
and James began to form his own theories about communism. These theories
later became what is known today as Barrettist Communism.
In general, Barrettist communism closely resembles the poorly thought out ideas of communism which are put on the internet by morons who call themselves communists because they feel the urge to rebel against their white upper-class suburban surroundings. However, upon closer inspection, one realizes that James Barrett is a true leader. His ability to intimidate people half his size demonstrates his commanding personality. His goal to implement communism could only be accomplished with such displays of sheer physical force.
Under Barretist Communism, James would achieve the following goals which would drastically improve our society:
1. James would see lots of naked girls
2. James would gain the respect of all
3. James would see lots of naked girls
James Barret with Joseph Stalin c.1937
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