Wahrsager Von Eisfrei is a mysterious entity, which has existed in West Philadelphia for the past fifteen years. Before that, it is rumoured to have resided in Boston, Massachusetts where it was created under strange, inexplicable circumstances. It possesses strange, unexplained powers and a demented concept of the way humans are supposed to interact in a 'normal' society. Legend has it that these strange phenomena stem from its unnatural blonde hair which has almost completely grown out in the past few months revealing the dark mass beneath. The Wahrsager enjoys a wide diversity of musical styles- from the simple beauty of punk pop to the complex, almost mathematical sound of such composers as Beethoven, Debussy, and Pachebel to the sheer musical superiority of reggae and everything in between and along the outskirts of those styles. Wahrsagers true love, however, is film. It has been scientifically proven that it prefers the pure, artistic value of foreign and independant films especially those of such directors as Werner Herzog and Carl Dreyer. The Wahrsager also finds Marla Sokoloff very attractive.
-excerpt from 'Das Totbuch'(The Dead Book)