The Lost Sailor Moon Sez

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"Mia" = ? = yours truly

Episode 66: Rubeus Evens the Score

I didn't get to use my Bubble Spray OR Shine Aqua Illusion today!

But at least you had enough sweatdrops to flood the city!

Hey guys, this is my segment!

No way!  You couldn't be Sailor Moon today, so you don't get a Sailor Moon Sez.

Waaah!

At least we know that Americans appreciate us enough to finally let us finish the series.

Yeah, but they must've hated my voice.  I have a new less bitchy one now.  Maybe  now I'll    get some fans!

Yeah, mine too.  I don't sound like I'm choking on peanut butter anymore.

It's still sucks.

Hey!

Sailor Scouts sey...(giggle) See ya!

Episode 67: Rubeus Strikes Out

Wow, what an action packed episode!

Today I learned that my character is absolutely useless.

You're just now learning this?

Well, today I leaerned a new attack; Moon Scepter Activation.  It's the same as Moon Scepter Elimination, only it also shoots out crescent moons that say "DiC screwed up again!"  That's all for now!  Sailor Moon sez (giggle) See ya!

Episode 68: The Secret of the Luna Sphere

?Wow!  Sapphire is so sexy!

Shut up Mia, this is my segment!  Anyway, today we learned what Freddy Kruger would like like in Anime World.

Yes, and we also met Sailor Pluto.

Hey!  Does that mean that there is also a Sailor Saturn, Uranus, and Neptune?

According to the computer DiC gave me, no.

That piece of junk didn't even tell you that I existed, even though I have my own video games!

That's odd...we skipped all the planets inbetween Jupiter and Pluto!

Uh...Sailor Moon Sez...

Waaaait!

C-ya!

Episode 69: Emerald Bakes Up Trouble

? Whoa baby is Sapphire HOT!

Quiet you!  Today we learned that Emerald likes cake.

She eats all that cake and still maintains that figure!

Yeah, I wonder where all that fat goes.

According to my computer, it goes straight to her sunglasses.

Wow!  But she eats as much as Serena.  I wonder where Serena's fat goes.

Sailor Moon Sez (giggle) C-ya!

Obviously straight to her brain.

Episode 70: Promises Fulfilled

YAY!  I'm finally back with Darien!

That's right! Today we learned that you can only get guys right after a battle.

Apparently the sweat and smell plays a key factor in romance.

No wonder you don't get any ass, you don't do anything!

Ahem!  So remember, if you want a man, just kick someone's ass first...

Then chase after him like a pathetic lost dog.  You can do it!

Sailor Moon sez...Woohoo!

Episode 71: No Thanks Nurse Venus

We were all sick today, except for Mina, but she's sick now.

Yeah, and remember, if you are burning up with a fever, be sure to wear heavy clothing and eat plenty of spicy soup!

We also learned that it is possible to write a 25 minute episode with 1 minute worth of plot spoken in dialogue.

That's not even as long as our transformation scenes!

Times upA!  Sailor Moon sez (giggle) C-ya!

Did anyone notice how quickly we managed to recover from our colds?

Episode 72: Dog Day for Artemis

Wow, we really must be running out of ideas for episodes if we have one dedicated to "Artemis Angst".

Did anyone else hear Allan's flute today?

I sure did!  Hey, maybe he's coming back for you, Serena!

Noo!  I have Darien now!

You know, running away doesn't seem like a bad idea.  Serena is way too much to handle.

Sailor Moon sez...Luuunaa Loooves Aaaaarrrtemisss!  Heeheehee!

Episode 73: Smart Payoff

? Yum!  Sapphire!

Now cut that out!  In today's episode- ? Sapphire said "Fanny"!  Heeheehee!

Whatever!  My Dairen is so much more hotter than he is. ? Ha!  Your Darien got his ass kicked today!

Waaah!  (sob) Back to today's episode...

Someone actually said I was cool today!  YAY!  And then... ? No mas!  This episode sucked!  Sailor Mia sez...NEXT!

Episode 74: Child's Play

Haha!  Rini got her ass kicked today!

That's enough outta you!  Pink Sugar Heart Attack!

What?

Oops.

Uh...ok.  Sailor Moon sez (giggle) Rini SUCKS!

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