Anime Paradise

(sung [if sung is the right word] to the tune of "Gangster Paradise")

As I walk through the movie store
Where my cash drains away
I see what I want and it's all anime
But that's ok for a nutbar like me
For shows I can live without O-ka-ne.
At 1 in the morning I'm drinking Jolt
Watching Escaflowne while my braincells melt…fool
And I've been watching and absorbing to long
That I know Japanese and I get English wrong.
Let's give Rurouni Kenshin a hand, and Fushigi Yuugi too
One has a kick ass red head, the other a whole butt whuppin crew
You can't beat all the fighting and the Kawaii lines
And I'm going to marathon til it's the end of time.

I've been spending most my life
Living in an anime paradise
I've watched Gundam once or twice
Living in an anime paradise
The men are bishonen and very nice
Living in an anime paradise
Katsu tries to blow up things at night
Living in an anime paradise

I spent my time saying no da last week
Chichiri is contagious, I love the way he speaks
I really don't care if my friends get confused as hell
Cause I'm laughing my head off as Tasuki yells
Or when Kaouru baps Kenshin even though he don't deserve it
The Oro is so cute and good aim is unheard of
Taiitsu-kun is a nappy looking old bat
And no matter how many she kills, Nyan Nyans always come back…fool
If you don't like whiney heroines, you be forced to tears
Their voices could bend metal, and certainly your ears
But they aren't really bad, they're funny and they care
Even if they eat like pigs and have weird looking hair.

There's Van and Sanosuke and Kenshin
And no da Chichiri
Please don't forget Nuriko
And that red head Tasuki

I've been drooling over guys
Living in an anime paradise
I wish they were real life
Living in an anime paradise
Even if the don't always play nice
Living in an anime paradise
Kenshin cooks with good spice
Living in an anime paradise

Worshipping the VCR, closing all the shutters
Finished a series today, soon I'll start another
Think Disney is righteous?
Think they make the best?
Well I can show you animation
That's so much better than the rest
There's the cool still shots that we all want to draw like
And the little SD guys
That we wish were in real life
So let us watch our stuff, and don't be whiny
Or else I might just have to get medieval on your hiney.

I've been spending most my life
Living in an anime paradise
Miaka eats so much rice
Living in an anime paradise
I think Nakago's not so nice
Living in an anime paradise
I don't care if you think it bites
I'm living in an anime paradise.