SPEAK JAPANESE!!

Megumi: (bandaging up Sano) Sanosuke, if you continue to aggrivate your previously inflicted lacerations by irritating inebriated fishermen without careful premeditation, eventually the injuries inflicted upon you will grow beyond my abilities to mend.
Sano: Speak Japanese, godammit!
Megumi: I was.... (sigh)
Sano: Damn woman, there's a reason why we're so cute together ya know!
Megumi: (snipping off surgical tape indifferently) And that is...?
Sano: I can barely understand a word you say!
Megumi: Is that right?
Sano: Can we go out on Thursday?
Megumi: I have patients to see.
Sano: What about Friday?
Megumi: (thinks) Still have patients.
Sano: Well dammit, what about after you finish taping me up???
Megumi: (snort) Do you think you're my only patient? Oho, you are mistaken!
Sano: Godammit, when DON'T you have patients??
Megumi: Hmmm....when all of the planet's life's functions have ceased utterly.
Sano: (pout) So...like, when is that?
Megumi: (SIGH)
Sano: (tentative) I'll pay?
Megumi: (laughs)
Sano: (sigh) That's the only way I can make you smile?
Megumi: (laughs)
Sano: You make no sense.
Megumi: I make sense to Kenshin. Why not ask him to teach you? Sano: Kenshin don't know nuthin about what I know, he can't teach me jack!
Megumi: (recovering) About brawling, sake,and con-artistry? Indeed.
Sano: Don't knock 'em, babe. Them is life lessons.
Megumi: (nod) Mm-hm. (rips open Sano's gi)
Sano: (half smile) Doesn't my body just drive you wild with desire, Oisha-san?
Megumi: No.
Sano: Not even a little?
Megumi: (ponders a moment) No. (iodines Sano's chest)
Sano: (grin) We are so meant to end up in bed together.
Megumi: If you like...
Sano: Just as soon as I can use my hand again, you'll see.
Megumi: Right. Put your gi back on.
Sano: (hurt) Don't I even get, like, a thank you?
Megumi: Only a fool thinks he deserves thanks for wanting me.
Sano: (frustrated) Look, I'm just tryin to make ya look good here, not that it's EASY ya know!
Megumi: (sigh) Thank you.
Sano: Hmph! Too late. See if I want to cuddle with you NOW!
Megumi: Tis an honor I dream not of...
Sano: Man, there ya go again, talkin jibber-jabber!
Megumi: Please revolve your cranium a little to the left so that I may fully assess the damage running rampant therein?
Sano: GAAAHHHHH! WHY CAN'T YOU PLEASE SPEAK IN JAPANESE???
Megumi: I.....was.